i found this on the internet and i thought it was funny!

I may not be Фред Flintstone but I can sure make your постель, кровати rock!



Is your dad a thief или something? Because someone украл, палантин the stars and put them into your eyes!



I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?



Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?



Can I buy Ты a drink – или would Ты just prefer the five bucks?



I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.



I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.



If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.



Am I cute enough yet? или do Ты need еще to drink?



Ты must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.



Ты know what would look great on you? Me.



Can I read your T рубашка in brail?



Do Ты have a map? Because I keep getting Остаться в живых in your eyes.



Ты know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.



I think I need to call heaven because they’ve Остаться в живых one of their angels.



Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!



Do Ты believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess Ты know what I’m here after.



Do Ты have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.



The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.



Baby Ты must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!



Are Ты an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!



How much does a polar медведь weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?



I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?



That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk Ты out of it?



Ты know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when Ты have a weak heart.



If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.



What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.



If Ты were a new сэндвич, бутерброд at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.



All those curves! And me with no brakes!



Can I even get a fake number?



You’ll do.

And еще funny pick up lines:



Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but Ты must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.



Ты might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!



Your mom was pretty good, so i figured Ты would be too.



I would say God bless Ты but it looks like he already did.



It’s a good thing I have my библиотека card, because I’m checking Ты out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.



Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!



If I followed Ты home, would Ты keep me?



If I told Ты Ты had a gorgeous body, would Ты hold it against me?



Ты look like my секунда wife! And I’ve only been married once!



Did it hurt when Ты fell from heaven?



Do Ты believe in Любовь at first site, или should I walk past Ты again?



If Ты were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!



Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.



I Остаться в живых my number, can I have yours?



Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle



Do Ты like bananas или blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.



Эй, baby. Розы are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!



Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when Ты have a weak heart.