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Boys and girls of every age ... wouldn't Ты like to see something strange? Of course Ты would! Let's see how much Ты remember from that strangest and most enchanting of movies, The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Taken from Дисней Insider.
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1) Which of these is not one of Oogie’s trick-or-treaters?

A) Lock
B) Shock
C) Spock
D) Barrel



2) Who do the trick-or-treaters mistakenly kidnap?

A) The Easter Bunny
B) Uncle Sam
C) Cupid



3) Which of these gifts does Santa Jack NOT deliver?

A) A vicious утка decoy
B) A carnivorous Рождество wreath
C) A monstrous nutcracker



4) When Santa...
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I know this is cheesy, but when I grow up, I wanna be an author. But not just ANY author. I'm mean like, 1# New York Times Best Selling author. Up there with the big kids. Rick Riordan, Ben Mikaelsen, Stephenie Meyer, Suzanne Collins. Just to name a few. xD
This is an original story I wrote. I'm promising you: I'm not stealing anyone's ideas. Okay? Now let's get this Показать on the road! Here's the summary:

SUMMARY:
Shakira's life was perfect. She had a wealthy loving mother and a caring father. Her younger brother and sister looked up to her and respected her privacy. She had a roof over her head,...
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posted by makeithappen
Once a pond a time there was a man and he live in Конфеты Land. Хэллоуин was coming up and he don't know what to be. He stare at the Шоколад river and a light bulb pop up on his head. "I will be a ghost with chocolate!" He сказал(-а) cheerfully. Хэллоуин is here and The Шоколад Man had a постель, кровати sheet over his head with holes cut out so he can see ,and of course he had Шоколад all over his ghost custom. The Шоколад Man was really happy and he went trick или treating and had tons and tons of Конфеты and ate them with joy.
THE END.
posted by hetaliaitaly
surrounded by walls
no where to go
walls are closing in
no еще air flow

no one can hear you
like your never there
no one can help
no one is there

kicking and screaming
yelling for help
mom sits and watches
while dad grabs his belt

mom doesn't say anything
until dad leaves
she doesn't care
at least I didn't believe

this always happened
every single night
mom just sat and watched
without putting up a fight

going to school
with new bruises every day
teachers always asked
I blew their help away

knowing if I told
it would only get worse
begging on my knees
for him not to immerse

just laying there as time passed by
watching myself get beat
I just thought to myself
one день I'll be back on my feet

the time had finally come
many years after
I finally stood up for myself
it never happened thereafter.
posted by chillyneon
So alot of people I know have gotten superglue on them (including me) so I'm going to make this Статья for your help.

Super Glue on clothes = Throw away the clothes. The super glue burns it. Don't try to wash.

Super Glue on skin = Put skin in alcohol for about 1 min. Then, gently peel off glue.

Super Glue in eye = Wash out eye with warm water, then wait a little bit. If still irritated, go to the doctors.

Super Glue in ear = I don't know about this one................just go to the doctor.

So the thing is, when handling Super Glue, wear gloves или something to cover up your skin. Also, wear goggles to keep Ты eyes safe.
posted by ryogirl2010
[verse 1]

she walkes to school with the lunch she packed,
nobody knows what shes holdin back,
wearin the same dress she wore yesterday,
she hides the bruses with linen and lace,

ohhhhh

the teacher wonders but she dosent ask,
its hard to see the pain behind the mask,
bearin the burden of a secret storm,
sometimes she wishes she was never born

[couros]
through the wind,and the rain,
she stands hard as a stone,
in a wirld, that she cant rise above,
but her dreams, give her wings,
and she flies to a place,
where shes loved,
concrete angel

[verse 2]

somebody cries in the middle of the night,
the neibors hear, but they turn out the light,
a fragile soul caught in the hands of fate,
when mrning comes it will be to late

[go back to couros]

[verse 3]

a statue stands in a shaded place,
an Энджел girl with an upturned face,
a name is written on a pollished rock,
a broken сердце that the world forgot

[go back to couros]
posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope Ты are getting use to this Показать cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did Ты say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope Ты enjoy the picture!
The End!
posted by 7things
Shimmy - System Of A Down link

Education, fornication, in Ты are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in Ты are go
Don't be late for school again boy
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
Education, fornication, in Ты are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in Ты are go
Don't be late for school again girl
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
I think me, I...
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by smileyfaceddude
Apples are stinky apples


Apples poooop apples hp sauce chicken

I am a mumifia I am watching New moon


Elephants and lollipops cokacola!


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WTF stands for Wheres the fudge!?!?






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SAM ULEY! волк man



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1. Go outside, and if Ты see someone, take the Болталка person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic Поцелуи scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger сиденье, место, сиденья of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why Собаки only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to Пение in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...
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1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until Ты are seen to by a dotor или nurse then when they approach Ты say "wow doc i feel way better thank Ты " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that Ты dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for Ты flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on Ты

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise или say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO Ты LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are Ты listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do Ты like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks Ты to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks Ты to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your Главная alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...
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posted by My8thUsername
A/N: I Любовь copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic Список I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. By the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do или has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when Ты don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...
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Hello Muggles! I really would like your opinions on my Harry Potter/ Hunger Games Crossover Fanfic! Anything I could change, или add to it... I am finished typing, so nothing passed the last word....And deleting it is not a suggestion.. The begining and end is a little boring, like any story..... But thans for your time! :D It is quite long


THE POTTER GAMES

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been chosen to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at Главная with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I found this Статья on the internet.

1. Insist that Ты are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the постель, кровати holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say Ты know nothing about them.
2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors by your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as Ты can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards,...
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When Ты arrive at the Далее stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If Ты are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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GET READY TO GET ANNOYED...ALL METHODS FOOL PROOFED BY YOURS TRULY!! :)
ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying оранжевый on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as Ты want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating пицца или something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...
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That's right. I sat though this garbadge simply for the entertainment of online friends..

I just felt like I needed to get mad about something, as they tend to be the еще entertaining reviews.. So what easier way than watching the work of JOHN K.. Cause never was there a man I wanted to перфоратор, удар, пунш harder than John K.. And just as I was starting to forget why.. I saw Naked пляж, пляжный Party, and it came back..

It's basically just porn but with Ren and Stimpy.. Fucking Jailbait porn.. All the females are implied to be below the age of consent, so of coarse my buddy John K dresses them all in overly sexualized...
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