Болталка Fails

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The Далее day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 год old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If Ты can catch me, Ты can have me."

Without a секунда thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the Далее four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs...

i wanna tell Ты something and Ты better listen good here.If there's something Ты really enjoy and Ты have a huge dream that your really passionate about then go after it.Don't be afraid to follow your сердце because your сердце will lead Ты to the right direction.Don't let anyone discourage Ты and idc who the heck they are.You are always going to meet 2 people in your life.One person will discourage Ты and tell Ты that Ты are never gonna make it and the other person will encourage Ты to follow Ты dreams and will believe in you.They will want Ты to follow your dreams.So listen to that...

I'm not trying to be abusive in any way, I just found this. I didn't write this.


Approximately 1-2% of humans, или about two in 100 people in the world, have red hair.j
The ancient Greeks believed that redheads would turn into Вампиры after they died.i
Otherwise dark hair may turn red или blond in cases of severe protein deficiency due to starvation.c
Red is the rarest hair color in humans
The most rare hair color in humans is red.b
During the Middle Ages, a child with red hair was thought to be conceived during “unclean sex” или during menstruation.b
Red hair doesn’t gray as much as other hair...

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read Вопросы aloud, Дебаты your Ответы with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that Ты can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this Вопрос on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into...

Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make Любовь with Ты
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until Ты find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit Ты first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of Ты shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give Ты a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...