Болталка but funny

A basic explanation of what this is: I was bored one night so I came up with a brilliant idea. I selected myself and eleven other fanpoppers (there was no prejudice, the selection was random) to be placed in a situation where we all crash on an island. Using a series of raffles with names and actions, I created a story. There are several ways (both happy and tragic) for people to be "eliminated" from the story, and once everyone has received their ending, the story will be over. I will be releasing that story with a separate Статья for each день of strandedness. This contains a Список of the...