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1. Go outside, and if Ты see someone, take the Болталка person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic Поцелуи scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger сиденье, место, сиденья of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why Собаки only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to Пение in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...

1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until Ты are seen to by a dotor или nurse then when they approach Ты say "wow doc i feel way better thank Ты " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that Ты dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for Ты flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on Ты

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise или say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO Ты LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...

1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are Ты listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do Ты like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks Ты to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks Ты to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your Главная alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...

Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went Главная and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad сказал(-а) it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to постель, кровати to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she украл, палантин free bread.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and...

Hi! :)
Here are the вверх ten to impress the guy Ты like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what Ты want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its еще important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my Друзья heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she сказал(-а) thanks...