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 In Memory of Davy Jones
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R.I.P Davy, there will never be a еще talent and beautiful soul like you.
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1.Guys HATE sluts.(unless they are one themselves)

2."Hey are u busey?" или "Are Ты doing something later?" are two phrases to help prevent awkward silences.

3.Guys may be flirting around all день long but before they go to sleep they always think of the girls they truely care about.

4. Before guys call u they reherse what they are about to say so that way they dont sound like a total looser. (But 9 times out of 10 they get nervous when u pick up the phone and forget it all)

5. Guys go CRAZY over a girls smile.

6.Guys will do anything just to get attention from Ты girls.

7.Guys hate it when u talk...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
This is A TRUE STORY AND IF Ты DON'T PASS THIS ON Ты DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All день long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...
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вверх 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

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I didn't write this & it's coming from a guys point of view.


10.They Don’t Pick Up The Phone

You convinced her to give Ты her number and you’re feeling good about yourself. Your charm and good looks have obviously made an impression on her. Unfortunately, when Ты try to call, she doesn’t pick up or, worse yet, she’s дана Ты a fake number. Some women will give Ты their numbers because it’s easier than trying to tell Ты why she’s not interested. What’s more, in the age of caller ID, it’s easy for her to avoid your calls. At least...
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posted by EllentheStrange
Warning: This Статья contains disgusting facts that just as the Название states, Ты may not want to know! With that being said, please read on with caution.

Next time Ты lean in for a kiss, Ты might want to think about this:

1. The nose drips into the back of the mouth and Ты may get mucus mixed with saliva when kissing.

2. Fungus is constantly growing in the oral cavity.

3. The white blood cells from your partners mouth will attack yours when embracing in a kiss.

More Болталка Gross Facts:

1. One of the gasses in your farts is actually flammable. If Ты attempt to light your gas on огонь it...
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Reasons I Любовь You:

1) The way Ты stand by my side


2) The times Ты make sure nothing will harm me


3) How Ты always find a new way to "WoW" me


4) When I'm sad, Ты take the pain away with a joke


5) How Ты always look deep into my eyes


6) How Ты can make my сердце melt with your soft lips


7) The way Ты hold my hand so tight


8) The way Ты never let my hands go


8) How Ты always watch out for me


9) They way Ты make sure I have everything I need


10) How Ты always know what to say when I get mad at you


11) When Ты buy me things out of the blue


12) How Ты say the cutest...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four Вопросы to determine the level of your intellect. Your Ответы must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating или wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: Ты are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in секунда place.
In which position are Ты now?

Answer:

If Ты answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. Ты overtook the секунда runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the Далее Вопрос try not to be so dumb.

2 : If Ты overtake the last...
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Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful



22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack тахта, davenport, дэвенпорт (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol



24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too



25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started Письмо it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if Ты don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest Ты don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your Друзья and either forget all about us или tell a story about the hideous freak Ты met tonight. Ты don’t know me, if Ты did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have Друзья - except my brother....
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1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is дана to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask Ты any Вопросы tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick Ты out...
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Here are the rules for this one:Quiz Crazy Rule(QCR):For every Вопрос Ты answer yes,subtract 3 years from your age now.For every Вопрос Ты answer no,add a half.For example,if you're 13 and Ты answer yes for a question,you would subtract 3 years,leaving Ты at 10.See how simple?

1.When Ты see a kid jump off a small roof,you go ahead and do it too.
A.Yes B.No

2.You ask the man in front of Ты in line to pull your finger.He does...and it was NOT pretty.
A.Yes B.No.

3.When your mom refuses to let Ты go on the big swirly slide at the water park,you throw a tantrum.
A.Yeah I wanted to ride that thing!!!
B.No...but it looked fun!!:(

OK,tell me what Ты got in the comments!!!!
1) As soon as Ты come in class people stare
2)When the teacher calls on Ты (For a Вопрос Ты do not know)
3)Girls или boys look at Ты and laugh but when Ты turn back they have that blank expression
4)Being yelled at in front of a teacher
5)Being tardy
6)Being called nicknames..that Ты dont enjoy
7)Being the first person to be kicked out of class
8)Looking crazy when Ты yell at people in the middle of class
9)Running in the hall then falling on your face
10)Something gets stuck on your pants..or someone put it there
These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to Ты as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If Ты are the phone company, I already sent the money. If Ты are my parents, please send money. If Ты are my financial aid institution, Ты didn't lend me enough money. If Ты are my friends, Ты owe me money. If Ты are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....
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posted by IloveMyLord
Remember, Ты don't forgive someone for his или her sake - Ты forgive them for your sake. (On a side note, I just read that as "sake", the drink. I think that means it's time for me to get some sushi.)

Forgiving doesn't mean forgetting, nor does it mean that you've дана the message that what someone did was okay. It just means that you've let go of the anger или guilt towards someone, или towards yourself. But that can be easier сказал(-а) than done. If forgiveness was easy, everyone would be doing it.



"When Ты hold resentment toward another, Ты are bound to that person или condition by an emotional...
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