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 In Memory of Davy Jones
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R.I.P Davy, there will never be a еще talent and beautiful soul like you.
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it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were Ты 3 hours ago?
2. Who are Ты in Любовь with?
3. Have Ты ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything розовый within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time Ты went to the mall?
6. Are Ты wearing socks right now?
7. Do Ты have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time Ты drove out of town?
9. Have Ты been to the Фильмы in the last 5 days?
10. Are Ты hot?
11. What was the last thing Ты had to drink?
12. What are Ты wearing right now?
13. Do Ты wash your car или let the car wash do it?
14. Last Еда that Ты ate?
15. Where were Ты last week...
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A kinda stupid song XD I Любовь to listen to it because it lacks any real purpose.
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posted by johnnyboy-69
Hard drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy холм, хилл with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys.

Window - Place in the truck to hang your guns.

Modem - How Ты got rid of your dandelions. Usage: "We gonna modem dandelions"

ROM - Liquor often mixed with Coke

Byte - Beginning of an insult, often followed by the word "me" или "this"

Cursor - The person doing the cursing. What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.

Tab - What Ты owe the bartender

Shift - How Ты get to a different gear.

RAM - Great truck

Редактировать - Past tense of "eat" "Wher'd that leftover possum belly go?" " Ты Редактировать afore Ты passed out las nite.

Internet - Where her рыба were when she caught em ( In er net).

Fonts - That really cool guy from the show, Happy Days.

Laptop - Where the stripper sits.
posted by 90sfan
Take this Тест to find out if you're "out of the ordinary".

1.You forgot your homework at Главная and your teacher wants to know why.You say:
A."I forgot it." B."My pet dragon had Дети on it."

2.Uh-oh.Your dad accidently locked Ты out of the house...AGAIN.What do Ты do?
A.You try to call him from downstairs. B.You get out you're trusty spoon and attempt to dig a hole through the wall.

3.A dog starts to talk to you.You...
A.Run away,screaming. B.Start to break-dance for no reason.

4.For creative Письмо class,your essay is about...
A.Snowboarding. B.Giant wrestling mice.

5.You're walking into the store.You...
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posted by koolamelia
1. The Spell for the Dark Mark "Morsmorde" means Take a Bit out of death in French.

2. Rupert Grint, the actor who plays Ron Weasley owns his own ice cream but cannot legally sell ice creams because he doesn't feel like doing the paper work

3. During filming one of the breakfasts at Hogwarts, Daniel Radcliffe gave all his бекон, бэкон to a 10 год old because he wa sick of having to eat it again and again.

4. Crookshanks is part Kneazle so he can sniff out anyone suspicious.

5. Demetors don't breed, they grow in damp, dark places.

6. To get into The Ministry Of Magic Ты have to dial 62442 to get...
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Here is a Болталка game I saw online. Just think of Болталка ways Ты can kicked out of Wal-Mart
(Don't try this for real life!)

1) Take all of the drinks Ты can find and open them up, spilling them onto the ground

2) (my Друзья do this, they are so stupid!) Go up to Болталка people, touch them, and say "Tag, your it!" and run

3) Run through the store yelling, "Virgin alert! Virgin alert! All men periscopes down!"

4) Run around the store and hide between displays, clothes, and aisles Пение the mission impossible theme song

5) hide in the clothing rackets and when people come over to check the cloths...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
NEW MEXICO CHILI COOK OFF

If Ты can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If Ты pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.


For those of Ты who have lived in New Mexico, Ты know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Хэллоуин comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza. Judge #3 was an inexperienced...
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Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, Любовь a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking жопа, попка so happily
Supernova, bend Ты over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking Ты right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock Ты outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when Ты go against me,
You...
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User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying Болталка stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some Болталка application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. Ты have no means to do so. Ты cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien Ты know!!...
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