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People die everyday. There are people dying as I write this, as Ты read it, in the future, and in the past. It’s the same across the globe. But what isn’t the same is how people bury the deceased. We in the U.S. generally bury our dead in the ground. People in Европа used to bury their dead in cairns. Every culture has a different means of putting the dead in their final resting place, but the culture whose method I am going to tell Ты about is Ancient Egypt. еще specifically, he process of mummification. Mummification was a long and complicated process involving spells, knives, and...

1.Ride mechanical Лошади with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an сделать ставку, ipod или something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the Еда sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the Музыка store whether Ты can get a CD that Ты know they dont have and ask really...

1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) Япония is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...

The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked by a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on Рождество день 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are еще bacteria in the ice machines at fast Еда restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are еще than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
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First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended by this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If Ты have a reason for a Показать I put Комментарий and I might add it(ill give credit about it to Ты because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long Чтение right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen или any interesting...

1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a дата или something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up by dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If Ты have a dog или cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When Ты spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....

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As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are Ты walking?
So, Annie are Ты walking?
Are Ты walking Annie?
Annie are Ты walking?
So, Annie are Ты walking?
Are Ты walking?
Annie are Ты walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE Ты WALKING???!!!!
ARE Ты WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are Ты walking?
With your dentist
Are...

101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that Ты are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the постель, кровати holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say Ты know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors by your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as Ты can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...

What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring Ты riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: Ты crave attention, Ты absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, Ты may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because by being a retard online Ты can get all the attention Ты need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If Ты want to be a retard Ты must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...