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im laughing so hard ofmg

added by agunomu

what the fuck is this omfg

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victoria7011 and ScaryCatfish like this

tokidoki123 why tho

agunomu fanpop user tokidoki123 asks the big question

SaveWord_Apples who the hell came up with that?! and who would actually bu... ... damn now I kind of want one!

victoria7011 LOL

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darker then dark

posted by hetaliaitaly

darker then light brighter then bright
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares

just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a вулкан flair.

(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)

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Really Smart Students!(joke)Plus what I did today at school!(Please Read)

posted by adaug

Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If Ты were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was Далее to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put Конфеты in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
Конфеты Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i Любовь these!),a lot еще too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!

BYE GUTS AND GURLS!

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HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT >.<

posted by amy_the_demon

BY: me!!!!

coca: i want coca!!!
me: Ты want yourself O.o

barney: lets sing a lame жопа, попка song!!!!

c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Barney: *jumps off bridge*

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*micowave dings*

me: le gasp!!!! my буррито is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*

me: Эй, THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!

coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*

me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........

coca: *throws elmo out the window*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*elmo lands on barney with a splat*

elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!

coca: i though Ты were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!

elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*

barney: i hate my dino life......

me: we all do purple shit, we all do..

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FIN

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Chema meets Slenderman

posted by samuraibond005

I never really had a life as a kid, I was brought up to lead and to fight, I was never allowed to play with little toy trains или dolls. I learned to shoot with a large combat винтовка rather than a bb gun, I learned swordsmanship with a live blade, not a wooden one, или even a stick when I was really young.
As a result of my lack of childhood and my desire to get it back, I met a young boy by the name of Jitsa, he was 8, he loved going out in the woods and hunting with his bb gun, he loved going Главная afterwards and playing with his little electric trains. I would play with him, though I brought...

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Эминем

posted by kassilove

When I was “CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET, I found an old CD of Эминем aka “THE REAL SLIM SHADY”. I started listening to it and “SANG FOR THE MOMENT". I have always been a “STAN” of Эминем and WITHOUT HIM(ME) I think I might LOSE MYSELF(YOURSELF). And, “TILL I COLLAPSE” I want to fly like a “MOCKING BIRD” или even better as “SUPERMAN, because “WHEN IM GONE” I want to let everyone know that my life was “BEAUTIFUL”. I am “NOT AFRAID” to hit “ROCK BOTTOM” because I was born “LIKE A TOYSOLDEIR

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My избранное animes, and why Ты should watch them, too.

posted by Lolly4me2

Pretty much in no specific order. Enjoy!

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CLANNAD + {CLANNAD After Story}

Easily an instant classic, and needs еще publicity. Very touching with memorable characters. I don't recommended this Аниме for anxious people (mostly boys) who aren't comfortable with a steady plot with not too much going on until later in the story. WARNING: 99% chance of uncontrollable crying. Good luck, my Друзья xD

Main themes: Comedy, romance, drama, slice of life

Kuroshitsuji (I + II)

I have been a Фан of this series for a long while. It's origins are Victorian Era England, which makes it enjoyable for anyone who's...

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Calliope channel episode 5

posted by invadercalliope

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS Ты KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF Фан LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this Показать i allways see a new guest звезда so i was wondering how do Ты do it?
Ты WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS Показать BEING ON THIS Показать AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest звезда is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your Друзья are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if Ты make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!

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Genorater came out for LESBIAN!

posted by moolah

To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's день together. Emily had cooked a stupid ужин and they ate on a log by candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...

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Simlover4 Ответы your Вопросы about canada

posted by simlover4

I know some Вопросы about canada that non-canadians ask about Canada, i'm going to tell Ты the Ответы

first, Ты can NOT see polar bears in the улица, уличный and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.

second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile

Thats all i know but know Ты won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is Чтение this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.

:)

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fangs and мех chapter 1-about Melody Willgrove

posted by hotice

"My name is Melody Willgrove and I am a werewolf."
"Now I never found myself pretty или anything I am just a normal girl(well as normal as a werewolf girl can be any way).''I am just a normal girl .Though every guy in the pack thinks I am sexy, but I have know idea why .''I mean what so good looking about me I have deep red hair (which has a mind of it own ),I am too skinny (blow away in the wind to skinny ),I am a shorty (5 foot ) ,and I am pale (burn a lot ).''The only two things I like about myself is my grey eyes(their like my dad's ) and my b-cups ,hey if I am going to be skinny I derserve...

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K.L.'s Infamous Songs 1

posted by Emoshinell

RUSH
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same Вопросы
Over and over again

Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down или else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know Ты know it's right So I say

(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
или we take our time
So let's rush

I want Ты to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush или we may not
I want Ты to know this
I want Ты to know this
So I say

(Chorus X2)

Let's rush
Let's rush

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еще than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

posted by bvbmary15

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I was so Зачарованная by your beauty that I ran into that Стена over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime Ты passed by, just so I could stare at Ты a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

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Smart insult Цитаты

posted by AlxanderRfan

I don’t know what makes Ты so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told Ты to be yourself simply couldn’t have дана Ты worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t Ты have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let Ты mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are Ты always this stupid или are Ты making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like Ты before – but I had to pay an admission.

If Ты took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d Любовь to help Ты out…now, which way did Ты come in?

Brains aren’t everything....

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15+ Ways To Annoy Your Dad!

posted by zanesaaomgfan

1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him Ты met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do Ты listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him by his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your Избранное guy[If Ты hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson или some who Ты like ALLOT!]

9. Come Главная saying Ты found your true...

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Болталка

added by Rodz

Source: desktopnexus

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Facts about Chuck Norris

posted by x-menobsessed26

There used to be a улица, уличный named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle Ты with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...

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100 chuck norris jokes

posted by karpach_14

A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then Ты can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the пиво gets drunk.

Ninjas want...

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101 Ways to Flirt

posted by bizeshnakarki

I found this on the internet.

1.    Smile
2.    Laugh
3.    Run your fingers through your hair
4.    Touch them gently on the arm/shoulder
5.    Give them a hug
6.    Tease them
7.    Complement their clothes
8.    Say, "It seems like forever since I last saw you"
9.    Whisper
10.    Offer them a blanket или пальто if it's cold
11.    Offer to buy them a drink
12.    Lean...

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub Тест the other день I Остаться в живых by one point. The Вопрос was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other Вопросы was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that яблоко has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing Магазин that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some бомбардировщик jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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Reverse thinspo

added by loonybug

Source: tumblr