The Tenth Doctor is in my Textbook

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for Еда
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason Ты have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail Ты out of jail and tell Ты what Ты did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin Далее to Ты sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen Ты cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about...