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Why do people hate Beiber so much ?

posted by Cantwait4book5

I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!

I just read a Вопрос on this spot that asked "If Ты saw Justin Bieber standing on the вверх of a building getting ready to jump, would Ты cry или scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on вверх of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.

Why do Ты people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone Ты know или care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.

And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.

I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!

Anyone agree???

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WHy BOYS GO OUT WITH GIRLS...SO TRUE

posted by juviechick1339

why boys go out with girls... so true
Created by augustemily1997

Created by augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tagged: yay
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did Ты know that every night before Ты go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to Kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If Ты repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with Ты will approach Ты within one месяц and ask Ты out или grab Ты and Kiss you. but if Ты break this chain no one will...

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Blonde Jokes 2

posted by blaise_jez

Q .. Did Ты here about the blonde who shot an Стрела into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do Ты do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the улица, уличный when the sign сказал(-а) "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.

Q .. What does a blonde say when Ты ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

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Things to do in a Public Restroom

posted by ilovepenguins

Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the Далее stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the Далее stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...

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Вопросы ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

posted by musicfanaticXD

This is by far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic Вопросы being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some Ответы that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can Ты send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi пляж, пляжный on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...

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30 Things To Do During An Exam

posted by musicfanaticXD

I was Чтение the Wal-Mart Статья and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the Комментарии section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read Вопросы aloud, Дебаты your Ответы with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that Ты can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...

On The Block Episode 13 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Эй, everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...

On The Block Episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Эй, everypony. Great to see Ты again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never сказал(-а) we weren't going to do...

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The Requests

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is not a double feature. It's better. It's a triple feature of Фан fictions written as requests, about the Powerpuff Girls, and The Animaniacs.

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes

Requested by Aldrine2016

Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in Поиск of a good place to enjoy vacation.

The song fades away

Blossom: Where do we want to...

Twilight's Unusual Week

posted by Seanthehedgehog

день 1

Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: Эй, Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. Kiss me I'm british? Well, Ты know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to Kiss me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH

90 минуты later

Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little пони Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & радуга Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight: SEAN!!...

Johnny Lightning Episode 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Somewhere in Iraq

Johnny: *Walking through town square*
Narrator: The Middle East is filled with lots of beautiful desert, but it can be dangerous if Ты don't have enough water, или shelter.
ISIS Member: *Walking into a building with AK47's*
Narrator: It is also dangerous if Ты bump into the wrong people.
Johnny: *Runs into a dance club*
People: *Dancing to the music*
Johnny: Nice short cut. *Walking past the big crowd of people*
Narrator: Another agent was killed, and ISIS got their hands on an important flash drive. I was tasked to retrieve it.
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*...

Merry Freakin' Рождество - день 3: Godai: Elemental Force

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well this is probably a sign of things to come. Godai: Elemental Force is a game I could find little information on. What I do know is that it was developed by the 3DO Company, known for the Army Men franchise, who would go defunct a год after Godai was released. Now I’m not saying Godai was responsible for 3DO’s demise… but…. No one is willing to discuss или even review this game, it seems. The most critique I saw in video format was the video titled “Worst game ever” and audio in French. That video is ten years old as of this year, good god. Also, for those wondering, Godai: Elemental...

In-Indie - 2064: Read Only Memories

posted by Windwakerguy430

Ты know, through my time playing and reviewing all these indie titles, a thought came to me all of a sudden. It was buried deep down, like the knowledge was there, but I never truly noticed until now. But after today's game, I can say with 100% certainty… Indie games are fucking gay!

And I don’t mean gay as an insult like in teh early 2000s like, “What are you, gay?”. I mean like actually homosexual. Night in the Woods, Undertale, VA-11 HALL-A, Red Strings Club, Dream Daddy, all these games are huge gay and I am content with that. Being a connoisseur of the genders myself…....

Answering the Article: 15 American Things The English may или may not find bizarre

posted by Blaze1213IsBack

1. Ice Cube's: To be honest I never been to Europe, I only traveled in North America like Canada and Mexico but I am aware that in many countries it is uncommon to put ice in your drinks. To be honest am not the biggest in putting ice in my drinks. The only time I do that is when I order a iced coffee или if the water is warm when we refill the water thingy we have at home, other than that I don't put ice in my drinks. To be honest I don't like putting ice in my drinks because it just water's down my drink and loses it's taste. I have seen video's on Youtube of these two English Youtuber's who...