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This is A TRUE STORY AND IF Ты DON'T PASS THIS ON Ты DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All день long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

вверх 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

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I didn't write this & it's coming from a guys point of view.


10.They Don’t Pick Up The Phone

You convinced her to give Ты her number and you’re feeling good about yourself. Your charm and good looks have obviously made an impression on her. Unfortunately, when Ты try to call, she doesn’t pick up or, worse yet, she’s дана Ты a fake number. Some women will give Ты their numbers because it’s easier than trying to tell Ты why she’s not interested. What’s more, in the age of caller ID, it’s easy for her to avoid your calls. At least...

Warning: This Статья contains disgusting facts that just as the Название states, Ты may not want to know! With that being said, please read on with caution.

Next time Ты lean in for a kiss, Ты might want to think about this:

1. The nose drips into the back of the mouth and Ты may get mucus mixed with saliva when kissing.

2. Fungus is constantly growing in the oral cavity.

3. The white blood cells from your partners mouth will attack yours when embracing in a kiss.

More Болталка Gross Facts:

1. One of the gasses in your farts is actually flammable. If Ты attempt to light your gas on огонь it...

Reasons I Любовь You:

1) The way Ты stand by my side


2) The times Ты make sure nothing will harm me


3) How Ты always find a new way to "WoW" me


4) When I'm sad, Ты take the pain away with a joke


5) How Ты always look deep into my eyes


6) How Ты can make my сердце melt with your soft lips


7) The way Ты hold my hand so tight


8) The way Ты never let my hands go


8) How Ты always watch out for me


9) They way Ты make sure I have everything I need


10) How Ты always know what to say when I get mad at you


11) When Ты buy me things out of the blue


12) How Ты say the cutest...

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four Вопросы to determine the level of your intellect. Your Ответы must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating или wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: Ты are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in секунда place.
In which position are Ты now?

Answer:

If Ты answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. Ты overtook the секунда runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the Далее Вопрос try not to be so dumb.

2 : If Ты overtake the last...

Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful



22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack тахта, davenport, дэвенпорт (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol



24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too



25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...

What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
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(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas by discussion
-Like to learn new task by talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus еще on their own inner world,...

Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started Письмо it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if Ты don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest Ты don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your Друзья and either forget all about us или tell a story about the hideous freak Ты met tonight. Ты don’t know me, if Ты did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have Друзья - except my brother....

1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is дана to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask Ты any Вопросы tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick Ты out...

I've been meaning to make this Статья for a while and now I've finally gotten to it. I've done my Избранное couples Список before but it was always with animated couples but now I'm not just limiting my Список to animated couples. I'm going to include all fictional couples. Please Комментарий but keep in mind that this is all just my honest opinion.

10.Odette and Derek (The лебедь Princess)

With Odette and Derek, yes they don't get a long at first and fight over the years but there are subtle hints to them secretly liking each other. I mean,...

(Note: I will swear i might rage a bit but B-E-A-R with me get it? No okay...)

Story: Ты are playing as a security guard to work the night shift from 12 AM-6 AM your goal try to survive the night with a certain amount of power without getting killed for 5 nights... или 7 we will get to that in a минута and who is trying kill apparently "Kid Friendly" animtronics that we will also get to in a минута as well so that is the story pretty much.

Characters: The characters are Ты of course. Troll: We all know that dumbass hur hur hur! Oh shut up!*clears throat* as I was saying there is the phone guy...