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Boy walk in the spot he so fresh yea
He got what he need to impressin’
Just look at the way that he dressin’
Ain’t no Вопрос chicks like whoa
Girl walkin’ the spot she stop traffic
She blowin’ your mind with her asset
So Jessica Alba fantastic
Instant classic boys like ooh
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us Поцелуи like that
We don’t need no еще that he сказал(-а) she said
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us Поцелуи like that
We don’t need no еще that he сказал(-а) she said
He сказал(-а) girl...
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If ya got the time I’ll take it
If ya got the vibe we’ll make it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
If Ты wanna dance let’s Переместить it
If Ты wanna play let’s play it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
And I get on up
And I get on down
And I play the fool when I act the clown
You know that I’d do anything for you
If Ты want the world Ты got it
If Ты want the girl Ты got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
If Ты want it all Ты got it
Can Ты hear me call Ты got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
So much for you
So much for you
If ya got the game let’s win it
If ya got the...
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If Ты like Tekken (Теккен) and Naruto, Ты may have noticed Hidan looks a little bit like Steve Fox. I noticed this as well. I always thought there was some type of copyright infringment going on, for Steve came out at least 6 years prior to Hidan apearing in Naruto. I have proof that Hidan is a reverse color and personality Steve. First, look at these images. One of them is a reverse color Hidan, and the other is one of Steve reversed. Even though Steve's eyes aren't violet, his hair is slightly gray. If Ты look at Hidan's picture, it looks just like Steve. Ты tell me: do Ты think this should be looked over?
Am sure Ты all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people by where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out Видео about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that by just looking at the title, Ты know it was made by someone who lacks a soul. here is the Название of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when Ты think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...
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posted by -Yusha-
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posted by randomgirl3000
I wondered if Ты could hear my сердце in your sleep,
Recognize the smell of my skin in your dreams,
Touch my lips when Ты wake up,
And whisper in my ears while I sleep.

I pondered all that as Ты fell asleep to my heartbeat,
Breathing softly on my chest with one of your hands still feeling me.
And when I wake up it was your lips,
или maybe it's all just a dream.

But when I declared "I Любовь you",
I could feel your lips at my ear,
Whispering the sweet melody,
Of everything I ever wanted to hear.
posted by hgfan5602
Together, at last,
We sing in unison,
As the eagles zoom past us,
Symbolizing true freedom now.

We are together,
Not just our country,
But all the countries of the universe,
Syria, China, Germany,
Russia, Canada, Brazil,
And, of course, the United States.

I have never experienced
Such an amazing feeling
In my whole life,
As the soldiers of the universe
March past,
We are in utmost glory.

The unity of the universe,
We behold right now.
Never again, we shall quarrel,
Fighting with our steel rifles.

We will be free,
Not just blacks,
But all of us,
Together, at last.

We will be equal,
Women and...
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posted by cloudburst
I'm still alive but barely breathing
Just pray to a God that beloved in
Cause I got rime while she got freedom
Cause when a hertbreaks,no it don't breakeven

Her best days will be some of my worst
She finally met a man that's gonna put her first
While I'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping
cause when a heartbreaks,no it don't breakeven,even,no

What am I suppose to do
When the best part of me is always Ты and
What am I suppose to say
When I'm all choked up and your okay

I'm falling to pieces,yeah
I'm falling to pieces

They say bad things happen for a reason
But no wise words gonna stop the bleeding
Cause...
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posted by johnnyboy-69
Hard drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy холм, хилл with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys.

Window - Place in the truck to hang your guns.

Modem - How Ты got rid of your dandelions. Usage: "We gonna modem dandelions"

ROM - Liquor often mixed with Coke

Byte - Beginning of an insult, often followed by the word "me" или "this"

Cursor - The person doing the cursing. What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.

Tab - What Ты owe the bartender

Shift - How Ты get to a different gear.

RAM - Great truck

Редактировать - Past tense of "eat" "Wher'd that leftover possum belly go?" " Ты Редактировать afore Ты passed out las nite.

Internet - Where her рыба were when she caught em ( In er net).

Fonts - That really cool guy from the show, Happy Days.

Laptop - Where the stripper sits.
posted by 90sfan
Take this Тест to find out if you're "out of the ordinary".

1.You forgot your homework at Главная and your teacher wants to know why.You say:
A."I forgot it." B."My pet dragon had Дети on it."

2.Uh-oh.Your dad accidently locked Ты out of the house...AGAIN.What do Ты do?
A.You try to call him from downstairs. B.You get out you're trusty spoon and attempt to dig a hole through the wall.

3.A dog starts to talk to you.You...
A.Run away,screaming. B.Start to break-dance for no reason.

4.For creative Письмо class,your essay is about...
A.Snowboarding. B.Giant wrestling mice.

5.You're walking into the store.You...
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posted by koolamelia
1. The Spell for the Dark Mark "Morsmorde" means Take a Bit out of death in French.

2. Rupert Grint, the actor who plays Ron Weasley owns his own ice cream but cannot legally sell ice creams because he doesn't feel like doing the paper work

3. During filming one of the breakfasts at Hogwarts, Daniel Radcliffe gave all his бекон, бэкон to a 10 год old because he wa sick of having to eat it again and again.

4. Crookshanks is part Kneazle so he can sniff out anyone suspicious.

5. Demetors don't breed, they grow in damp, dark places.

6. To get into The Ministry Of Magic Ты have to dial 62442 to get...
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Here is a Болталка game I saw online. Just think of Болталка ways Ты can kicked out of Wal-Mart
(Don't try this for real life!)

1) Take all of the drinks Ты can find and open them up, spilling them onto the ground

2) (my Друзья do this, they are so stupid!) Go up to Болталка people, touch them, and say "Tag, your it!" and run

3) Run through the store yelling, "Virgin alert! Virgin alert! All men periscopes down!"

4) Run around the store and hide between displays, clothes, and aisles Пение the mission impossible theme song

5) hide in the clothing rackets and when people come over to check the cloths...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
NEW MEXICO CHILI COOK OFF

If Ты can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If Ты pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.


For those of Ты who have lived in New Mexico, Ты know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Хэллоуин comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza. Judge #3 was an inexperienced...
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Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, Любовь a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking жопа, попка so happily
Supernova, bend Ты over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking Ты right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock Ты outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when Ты go against me,
You...
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User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying Болталка stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some Болталка application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. Ты have no means to do so. Ты cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien Ты know!!...
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posted by tokidoki123
Slam a guy in the head with hungary's pan,make gilbird peck someone,Throw a водка bottle on someones head,Yell pasta,Find someone in a помидор box,Shoot someone with germany's gun,Show your disgust through the piano,Romano headbash/choke somebody,Buy plenty of sausages at the mart,Call someone Romano/Italy style,give dirty Книги for christmas,ask england to marry you,get a краб stuck in your head,Make bad tea,whip your hair back and forth with france,Eat Too many burgers,talk to panda man,Order the ''F*ck box", Get kidnapped too many times,Float through the air screaming Vodka,Eat макаронные изделия, макароны with...
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To explain, as I originally put it:

This is Bunny. He's very bloody. If Ты get Bloody Bunny, he'll slowly eat your soul. To pass the curse on, give this to someone else. Tear it up/destroy it/throw it away and Bloody Bunny will murder you.

^I created it. It should also have a drawing of a bunny, with one eyes gouged out sitting on its back, a knif in the temple, and blood under the gouged out eye area and coming from the ear above the none-gouged out eye to the вверх of that eye. It should be splattered in blood.


HERE ARE THINGS TO DO WITH BLOODY BUNNY IN PUBLIC PLACES, ANYWHERE:


1. Leave it on...
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    Time and Космос are fragments of the infinite for the use of finite creatures.
Henri Frederic Amiel

Dost thou Любовь life, then do not squander time,
for that's the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin

Time in its aging course teaches all things.
Aeschylus

Make use of time, let not advantage slip.
William Shakespeare

One cannot manage too many affairs: like pumpkins in the water, one pops up while Ты try to hold down the other.
Chinese Proverb

You will never "find" time for anything. If Ты want time, Ты must make it.
Charles Bruxton

I recommend Ты take care of the минуты and...
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posted by EppofangirlXD
I found this and found it hilarious:

"The Metric System
"Walks like a foot, talks like a foot, but it's really 30.48 centimeters."
Admit it: America is really screwed up when it comes to measuring anything. We waste a ton of time in school learning our totally whack system. And of course nobody ever remembers how it all works. Who (besides me) knows:

How many ounces in a gallon? (128)
How many inches in a mile? (63,360)
How many acres in a square mile? (625)
How many scruples in a pound? (288)
How many minims in a pint? (7,680)

Okay, those last two were kind of cheating. They don't even try to teach...
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1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain Ты understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help Ты concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, Ты can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help Ты concentrate. If your friend shows Ты his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...
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