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Guys got stuck in an elevator

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Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

posted by karpach_14

Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate other flirts.
A guy can like Ты for a minute, and then forget Ты afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Are Ты doing something?” или “Have Ты eaten already?” are the first usual Вопросы a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all день but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes...

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вверх 10 Common Dreams Explained

posted by R33n33sm3

Some dreams stay with Ты long after you've woken up.
...
Life may be just a dream, but how do we interpret it? What we dream at night can give us clues about what is important to us in waking life. Dreams help us to process our conscious thoughts and can give us new and important insights into the problems and challenges we face in the world. Although we may have strange and unusual dreams, there are a number of common dreams that many of us experience over and over again. Read the interpretations below for an explanation of symbols that seem to appear frequently in dreams.
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1. Faulty или lost...

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Christian Цитаты and Atheist quotes: Who won here?

posted by darkkhorn19

Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. куст, буш

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit...

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28 things guys wish girls knew

posted by karpach_13

28 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

1.. We’re not as big of perverts as Ты think we all are.

2.. No matter what Ты say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole

3.. We like Ты to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4.. Don’t argue with us when we call Ты beautiful.

5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.

7.. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8.. If Ты have cramps and we ask Ты what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the месяц and nothing more.

9.. If Ты really...

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101 things to do in wal-mart

posted by karpach_13

101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten минута intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people Ты can get
to Присоединиться in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as Ты see fit.

9. When there are...

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Random....Questions answer...

posted by moolah

Questions:
Do Ты think Eggs are disgusting?

Are Собаки cute?

Do Ты fish?

Are Ты at the age where Ты can drink?

Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

Do Ты have a boyfriend или girlfriend?

Do Ты know who Hayley Steele is?

Have Ты ever watched Good Luck Charlie?

Ever taken a sponge bath?

Do Ты have your ears pierced?

Ever broken your butt?

чай is…?

Ever READ Twilight Saga?

Ever burnt Шоколад in the microwave?

Ever wanted to die before?

Any siblings?

Шоколад Pie is Gross?

Do Ты have a cat?

Do Ты have a dog?

Have Ты ever had a baby?

Are Ты father или a mother или nothing?

Do Ты write stories?

Your best friend’s name is…?

If Ты had a catch phrase what would it be?

Избранное singer?

Is Robert Pattinson hot или what?

Yes или No?

Black или White?

How to post Ответы with Вопросы Title:
For example:
Random....Questions:Moolah(your name)

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I H8 THE BITCHES IN MY CLASS

posted by MiizLadiDiime

Some of the many things the dumb 21 faced bitches say in my class i am in год 8 yeah i сказал(-а) it год eight they act like deh 18 или sumtin most of dem will become prozies

1. oh look at us were so bad cuz we smoke weed..WTF
2. so did u Kiss или snog Kiss oh ur boringgg
3. rememba my so called friend gave blahblah a blow job she was serious she told me nt 2 tell bt im tellin EVRi 1
4. i Любовь Ты i wanna be wid u 4 eva oh yh me 2 Kiss kisssy... UR 12!!!
5 oh im gonna bang Ты oh come логово, ден fight fight fight oh no i broke a nail oh did u im sorry friend yh 4eva bfff
7. i Остаться в живых my virginty ooh yh she abused...

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Here's the take on Relationships from a Guy's POV

posted by Milorox18

Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if Ты talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're Друзья with other guys.

But when you're sitting Далее to us, and some Болталка guy walks into the room  and Ты jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if Ты sit there and talk to him for ten минуты without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a  little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...

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things a guy should know about a girl

posted by bvbmary15

1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her Ты Любовь her.

5. Call her before Ты sleep and after Ты wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease Ты back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her Избранное movie with her или her Избранное Показать even if Ты think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes.

12. Let her know she's important.

13. Kiss...

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Le Boyfriend.

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I know Рождество is over now but these grinch coffee mugs are just too funny

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Ranty-cat in a nutshell

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So COVID 19 is our technical 2319 situation just like in monsters inc

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Ya! It's Rewind Time - Shadow of Destiny (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

So let me start this Статья off by saying I’m a fucking idiot. A few years ago, I made an Статья called вверх Ten Japan-Only Games, back when I did this horrible thing called вверх tens, and I truly was the Watchmojo of this website. On that list, I included a little Konami game called Shadow of Memories for the Xbox, stating that it did come to Europe, but not to America. Well it turns out it did. Only the Xbox version never came to America. But the PS2 version did, under a new title, Shadow of Destiny, for some reason. Why was it changed from Memories to Destiny? I don’t know. Point is,...

Merry Freakin' Рождество - день 23: селезень, дрейк of the 99 Драконы

posted by Windwakerguy430

I was really not looking вперед to this game. селезень, дрейк of the 99 Драконы is infamous for being a broken, buggy, glitchy mess… еще so than the games I’ve played thus far. It was a game that was heavily advertised when it came out, having boasted about having the team that worked on Batman: The Animated series. Published by Majesco and developed by Idol FX, селезень, дрейк of the 99 Драконы was meant to be the start of a massive franchise, with селезень, дрейк of the 99 Драконы getting a comic book franchise and even an animated TV show. But due to the game being селезень, дрейк of the 99 Dragons, it was dead on arrival....

Merry Freakin' Рождество - день 6: Fray

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well, this is a first of many, I feel. Fray, a game by the studio Brain Candy, an indie team that had passion for this game, this online multiplayer that anyone could get into. Fray was a game set in 2098 in a cyberpunk setting, Ты play as one of three giant corporations that want complete control over the Earth’s virtual communication system, and hire four soldiers to take out the other companies. Cyberpunk settings were always some of my favorite, so I was interesting in playing this game. So how is it? Well… It’s nothing. Ты can buy this game off Steam right now, but I wouldn’t...

Merry Freakin' Рождество - день 5: Jenga World Tour

posted by Windwakerguy430

Ah yes, Jenga, the fun childhood pastime of playing with a set of wooden blocks, because someone was just that bored. I never played much of the board game when it was at its peak of popularity. I was еще of a CandyLand kid. Aw yeah, coming up on the Конфеты Cane Forest, motherfucker! But, I do understand the basic concept of the game, stacking bricks to make a tower and pulling them out and making sure it doesn’t topple over. What I don’t understand is making a full game for the Wii and selling it at full retail price. Who made this game and why would they make it. Oh wait, it’s an Atari...

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