Chef: Last time on TDRC! The lazy Maggots went on a hunt to find the mutant Животные to give them a hair cut. Blond haired hot boy flirted with the goody-goody which mad swimmer boy mad. Miss nicey nicey tried to flirt with mister nicey-nicey! In the end, it was Robert who got eliminated. Hello Maggots! I bet your wonder why I'm doing this intro! Well, Chris is gone to a award Показать so I'm here to hurt the maggots to their limit.... или burn them to death. What will I do? Find out right now on Total... Drama.. Reality Check!
(theme song)
(Team Real's girl's trailer)
Lia: Okay! May listen up!
May: Yes captain Lia?
Lia: Ты are going to ask Mathew out today!
May: Okay, but first Ты and Jordan has to be get together.
Lia: (sigh) He doesn't even notice I'm alive.
May: Well then we have to get him to notice you.
Lia: How?
May: Draven's been hitting on Ты right?
Lia: Yeah. And it's annoying.
May: Well... then Ты have to hit on him to.
Lia: The only "hitting on" I'm doing to Draven is going to come from my fist.
May: Do Ты want Jordan to notice Ты или not?
Lia: (sigh) Fine.
Chef: (intercom) Maggots! Outside now!
Lia: Oh no. If we have Chef today... I'm going to-
Chef: NOW!
(Outside of trailers)
Chef: Everyone listen up! Today's challenge is-
Draven: The optical course pain! a 200 yard медведь crawl, 100 jumping jacks, 50 push-ups with Chef's Еда on our backs, and then a hard sprint to the mess hall, then a cooking challenge-
Chef: SHUT UP MAGGOT! I'M TALKING!
Draven: What? I read what all the challenges are for the rest of the season. I know what-
Chef: SHUT UP или YOU'LL MAKE EVERYONE DO DOUBLE THAT!!
Draven: But I'm just saying-
Cole, Chilly, Jordan, Marissa, Elisa, Liza, Lia, May, Vincent, and Mathew: SHUT UP!!
Draven: fine. Bitch.
Chef: (eyes start twitching) Okay! Now the challenge is a 400 yard медведь crawl, 200 jumping jacks, 100 push-ups with a brick on your back, yeah that's going to hurt еще than my foot, and then a hard sprint to the mess hall. And if Ты don't do all that in under 20 minutes... YOU'LL DO IT AGAIN!!
Everyone: (groans)
Cole: Thanks a lot Draven.
Draven: what?
Elisa: Ummm... Chef sir?
Chef: WHAT?!
Elisa: What reality Показать is this based off of?
Chef: The first challenge is not based off anything. The 2nd one though is! NOW GO!!!
(Everyone starts медведь crawling)
(20 yards later)
(May is crawling on the right side of Lia and Draven is crawling on the right and Jordan is about 5 yards behind her with Mathew right beside him)
Draven: So... Lia... How's it going.
Lia: Shut up you-
May: (cough)
Lia: I mean, good. It's going good. And you?
Draven: Good.
Jordan: Is Lia flirting with Draven?
Mathew: Eh. Looks like it. (crawls past Jordan)
Jordan: But I thought Lia liked me. :(
(380 yards later)
Chilly: Oh yeah! First one here!
Chef: 200 jumping jacks now!
Chilly: Oh yeah! (starts doing jumping jacks)
(Vincent then Liza come and they start doing jumping jacks)
(Marissa comes and starts doing jumping jacks then Cole)
(Lia, Draven, May, and Mathew come up and start doing jumping jacks)
(Jordan and Elisa come up and start doing jumping jacks)
(1 минута later)
Chilly: DONE!
Chef: Grab a brick and put it on your back!
Chilly: Okay... can like an intern help with that?
Chef: INTERN!!
(3 interns come and picks up and brick and puts it on Chilly's back)
Chilly: Oof.
Vincent: Done!
(intern drops brick on his back)
Vincent: Ow!
Liza: done!
(Intern drops brick on her back)
Liza: going down!
Cole: Done!
(intern drops brick on his back)
Marissa: done!
(intern drops brick on her back)
Draven and Lia: Done!
(intern drops brick on their backs)
May and Mathew: Done!
(intern drops bricks on their backs)
Jordan: Done!
(intern drops brick on his back)
Jordan: Ow! I think Ты broke my spine!
Elisa: Done!
(intern drops brick on her back)
Elisa: Ow!
Chef: GO! GO! GO! Ты got 14 минуты left! 100 push-ups! Up-down. Up-down...
(2 минуты later)
Chilly: And... 100! Finished! (get's up)
Chef: Ты got 11 minutes! Run to the mess hall! NOW!
Chilly: okay! (starts running)
Vincent: Done! (starts running)
Cole: Finished! (starts running)
Liza: F-finally! (starts running)
Marissa: DONE! (starts running)
Lia: And... 100!
Draven and Lia: DONE! (starts running)
May and Mathew: Done! (starts running)
Jordan and Elisa: DONE! (starts running)
Chef: 10 minutes!
(halfway to the mess hall)
Draven: So... Lia...
Lia: Yeah bit- I mean hot stuff.
Draven: (holds her hand) Ты think we can win this?
Lia: (smiles) Yeah. (pretends to blush and then stares back at Jordan)
Jordan: (stops) Wait.... Lia likes Draven?!
May: Looks like it.
Jordan: B- but Lia is suppose to like me! I mean she won the challenge against Annie. I- I thought we were dating. :'(
(Mess hall)
Chilly: (enters) Oh yeah! First place! WoHoo! How much time do we have left Chef?
Chef: 1 minute.
Chilly: I made it in 9 minutes? sweet!
(Cole, Vincent, and Liza enters)
Cole: Made it!
(Draven, Mathew, Marissa, and Lia enter)
Lia: Oh yeah! Made it!
Draven: Together... (looks into Lia's eyes)
Lia: Ummm....
(Jordan and May enter)
Lia: Yeah... together... (stares еще into his eyes)
Jordan: (gasp) :(
(Elisa enters)
Chef: Elisa! Ты made it just in the nick of time! Now that everyone's here, time for part 2. A cook off. Ты can make anything that want. There is materials in the kitchen. Ты got 1 hour. Begin! Oh and Draven. Chris gave me orders that Ты can go in there first.
Draven: Really?! Sweet! (enter кухня and then screams and there is racket going on in there)
Lia: Haha- I mean... OH NO! Draven are Ты okay?!
Jordan: :(
Draven: (exits and has 2 black eyes, mess hair, tons of buses, and cloths have a lot of tares in them.) Oh I'm just fine. (faints)
Cole: (laughs) Oh I'm so glad I framed Draven for stealing the phones.
Liza: Ты did what now?!?!?!
Chef: WHAT?!?!!?
Cole: OH Cole! Why can't Ты learn to shut your mouth!
May: So Ты were the one who украл, палантин our phones?!?!?!?!?!?!? And it wasn't Draven?!?!?!?
Cole: No- I mean... aaaaaa..
Lia: Oh. Ты are going to pay!
Chef: (blows whistle) Okay. Cole. Ты will come outside with me and face your punishments I was going to give to Draven. Now, for the others... GET COOKING!
(Kitchen)
Mathew: So what are we going to cook first off?
Draven: I can make a mean taco.
Vincent: Mmmmm.. Tacos...
Lia: Oh! I make the best Beefaroni запеканка, кастрюля on earth!
May: I Любовь Beefaroni casserole! Let's make that!
Vincent: No way! Tacos are good!
Mathew: Yeah I agree! Let's do tacos!
Draven: What ever the lady wants.
Lia: See. 3 to 2. Majority rules.
Mathew and Vincent: (sigh) Fine.
(with team Real)
Marissa: I can't believe Cole is the true one who украл, палантин our phones.
Liza: I know right. When I get my hands on-
Chilly: Guys! Focus! We need to think of something to make! Any good cooks in here?
Marissa: Joss is a good cook. :(
Liza: Oh so your thinking about Joss?!! My BOYFRIEND!!
Marissa: Liza-
Chilly: GUYS!
Marissa and Liza: Fine.
Chilly: Good. Now... where's Jordan?
Elisa: Crying in the mess hall.
Chilly: What!? Agggghh... Liza. Marissa. Elisa. Ты guys go make the food. Make what ever. I'll be back with Jordan in a second.
Marissa, Liza, and Elisa: Okay.
(Mess hall)
Chilly: What the fuck man?! What's u-
Jordan: (rocking back and forth looking all crazy) Lia doesn't like Draven Jordan. It's all just in your head. Lia doesn't like Draven. Lia doesn't like Draven.
Chilly: Ummm....
(With team Fake in the kitchen)
Lia: Okay. So let's make that Beefaroni casserole! I'll tell Ты want to give me okay?
Vincent, May, Draven, and Mathew: Okay.
Lia: (whispers to May) And while I do that, Ты go hook up with Mathew.
May: (sigh) Okay.
Chilly: (enters) Okay I can't help Jord..... what the?
(Marissa and Liza are messy with помидор souse on them and Elisa is in fetal position in a corner)
Liza: Joss is mine!
Marissa: I don't care! Ты guys haven't been Актёрское искусство like boyfriend and girlfriend!
Chilly: Ladies-
Marissa:Maybe we should do the same thing that Annie and Lia did.
Liza: Okay! And I know that I'm going to win!
Marissa: yeah right!
Liza: Ты wanna go?!
Marissa: Bring it!
Chilly: I'll go back and help with Jordan. (exits)
(With Team Fake)
May: So... Mathew...
Mathew: Y-yeah May?
May: Do Ты wanna-
Vincent: Come on guys! Me, Draven, and Lia can't do this alone.
Lia: (slaps Vincent's arm)
Vincent: OW!
Lia: They can talk! It's important!
Vincent: еще important than winning this challenge?!
Lia: Y-
Mathew: Vincent's got a point. We'll have to talk later. Okay May?
May: (sigh) Okay.
Lia: grrrrr....
(30 минуты later)
Chef: (enters) Okay! Let me try your foods!
Chilly: Where's Cole?
Chef: Infirmary. I maybe punished him a little too hard.
Liza: That's okay. He deserves that for stealing our phones.
May: Mathew, I need to ask Ты something...
Mathew: Yeah?
May: Would Ты go-
Chef: SHUT UP!! Time to start the challenge maggots! Now. Team Real, Ты let me eat your's first!
(Team Real sets their Еда on the таблица in front of Chef)
Chef: What do Ты call this?!
Marissa: утиль, барахло, мусор yard surprise?
Chef: Ummmm... What's in it?
Elisa: Different kinds of meat, sauces, and other stuff.
Chef: If i die, your team loses.
Chilly: Oh great.
Chef: (takes a bite and spits it out) gross! Please! Team Fake, please let it be better.
Lia: Oh it will. My Beefaroni запеканка, кастрюля is the best in the state of Pennsylvania. (sets the Beefaroni запеканка, кастрюля on the table)
Chef: I'll be the judge of that. (takes a bite and then swallows and he smiles and there is a sparkle in his eyes) That was amazing!!!! Give me more! Give me more!
Vincent: So does that mean we won?
Chef: Yes it does! Yes it does! Team Fake! I'll see Ты guys tonight!
Chilly: (sigh) I'll go tell Cole.
Lia: YES! We won! (jumps and hugs Draven)
Jordan: (faints)
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Okay, Team Real, time to vote someone off tonight. Ты can either IM me, Входящие me, или Комментарий below your vote.
Here is who is on Team Real:
Cole
Chilly
Elisa
Marissa
Liza
Jordan
(theme song)
(Team Real's girl's trailer)
Lia: Okay! May listen up!
May: Yes captain Lia?
Lia: Ты are going to ask Mathew out today!
May: Okay, but first Ты and Jordan has to be get together.
Lia: (sigh) He doesn't even notice I'm alive.
May: Well then we have to get him to notice you.
Lia: How?
May: Draven's been hitting on Ты right?
Lia: Yeah. And it's annoying.
May: Well... then Ты have to hit on him to.
Lia: The only "hitting on" I'm doing to Draven is going to come from my fist.
May: Do Ты want Jordan to notice Ты или not?
Lia: (sigh) Fine.
Chef: (intercom) Maggots! Outside now!
Lia: Oh no. If we have Chef today... I'm going to-
Chef: NOW!
(Outside of trailers)
Chef: Everyone listen up! Today's challenge is-
Draven: The optical course pain! a 200 yard медведь crawl, 100 jumping jacks, 50 push-ups with Chef's Еда on our backs, and then a hard sprint to the mess hall, then a cooking challenge-
Chef: SHUT UP MAGGOT! I'M TALKING!
Draven: What? I read what all the challenges are for the rest of the season. I know what-
Chef: SHUT UP или YOU'LL MAKE EVERYONE DO DOUBLE THAT!!
Draven: But I'm just saying-
Cole, Chilly, Jordan, Marissa, Elisa, Liza, Lia, May, Vincent, and Mathew: SHUT UP!!
Draven: fine. Bitch.
Chef: (eyes start twitching) Okay! Now the challenge is a 400 yard медведь crawl, 200 jumping jacks, 100 push-ups with a brick on your back, yeah that's going to hurt еще than my foot, and then a hard sprint to the mess hall. And if Ты don't do all that in under 20 minutes... YOU'LL DO IT AGAIN!!
Everyone: (groans)
Cole: Thanks a lot Draven.
Draven: what?
Elisa: Ummm... Chef sir?
Chef: WHAT?!
Elisa: What reality Показать is this based off of?
Chef: The first challenge is not based off anything. The 2nd one though is! NOW GO!!!
(Everyone starts медведь crawling)
(20 yards later)
(May is crawling on the right side of Lia and Draven is crawling on the right and Jordan is about 5 yards behind her with Mathew right beside him)
Draven: So... Lia... How's it going.
Lia: Shut up you-
May: (cough)
Lia: I mean, good. It's going good. And you?
Draven: Good.
Jordan: Is Lia flirting with Draven?
Mathew: Eh. Looks like it. (crawls past Jordan)
Jordan: But I thought Lia liked me. :(
(380 yards later)
Chilly: Oh yeah! First one here!
Chef: 200 jumping jacks now!
Chilly: Oh yeah! (starts doing jumping jacks)
(Vincent then Liza come and they start doing jumping jacks)
(Marissa comes and starts doing jumping jacks then Cole)
(Lia, Draven, May, and Mathew come up and start doing jumping jacks)
(Jordan and Elisa come up and start doing jumping jacks)
(1 минута later)
Chilly: DONE!
Chef: Grab a brick and put it on your back!
Chilly: Okay... can like an intern help with that?
Chef: INTERN!!
(3 interns come and picks up and brick and puts it on Chilly's back)
Chilly: Oof.
Vincent: Done!
(intern drops brick on his back)
Vincent: Ow!
Liza: done!
(Intern drops brick on her back)
Liza: going down!
Cole: Done!
(intern drops brick on his back)
Marissa: done!
(intern drops brick on her back)
Draven and Lia: Done!
(intern drops brick on their backs)
May and Mathew: Done!
(intern drops bricks on their backs)
Jordan: Done!
(intern drops brick on his back)
Jordan: Ow! I think Ты broke my spine!
Elisa: Done!
(intern drops brick on her back)
Elisa: Ow!
Chef: GO! GO! GO! Ты got 14 минуты left! 100 push-ups! Up-down. Up-down...
(2 минуты later)
Chilly: And... 100! Finished! (get's up)
Chef: Ты got 11 minutes! Run to the mess hall! NOW!
Chilly: okay! (starts running)
Vincent: Done! (starts running)
Cole: Finished! (starts running)
Liza: F-finally! (starts running)
Marissa: DONE! (starts running)
Lia: And... 100!
Draven and Lia: DONE! (starts running)
May and Mathew: Done! (starts running)
Jordan and Elisa: DONE! (starts running)
Chef: 10 minutes!
(halfway to the mess hall)
Draven: So... Lia...
Lia: Yeah bit- I mean hot stuff.
Draven: (holds her hand) Ты think we can win this?
Lia: (smiles) Yeah. (pretends to blush and then stares back at Jordan)
Jordan: (stops) Wait.... Lia likes Draven?!
May: Looks like it.
Jordan: B- but Lia is suppose to like me! I mean she won the challenge against Annie. I- I thought we were dating. :'(
(Mess hall)
Chilly: (enters) Oh yeah! First place! WoHoo! How much time do we have left Chef?
Chef: 1 minute.
Chilly: I made it in 9 minutes? sweet!
(Cole, Vincent, and Liza enters)
Cole: Made it!
(Draven, Mathew, Marissa, and Lia enter)
Lia: Oh yeah! Made it!
Draven: Together... (looks into Lia's eyes)
Lia: Ummm....
(Jordan and May enter)
Lia: Yeah... together... (stares еще into his eyes)
Jordan: (gasp) :(
(Elisa enters)
Chef: Elisa! Ты made it just in the nick of time! Now that everyone's here, time for part 2. A cook off. Ты can make anything that want. There is materials in the kitchen. Ты got 1 hour. Begin! Oh and Draven. Chris gave me orders that Ты can go in there first.
Draven: Really?! Sweet! (enter кухня and then screams and there is racket going on in there)
Lia: Haha- I mean... OH NO! Draven are Ты okay?!
Jordan: :(
Draven: (exits and has 2 black eyes, mess hair, tons of buses, and cloths have a lot of tares in them.) Oh I'm just fine. (faints)
Cole: (laughs) Oh I'm so glad I framed Draven for stealing the phones.
Liza: Ты did what now?!?!?!
Chef: WHAT?!?!!?
Cole: OH Cole! Why can't Ты learn to shut your mouth!
May: So Ты were the one who украл, палантин our phones?!?!?!?!?!?!? And it wasn't Draven?!?!?!?
Cole: No- I mean... aaaaaa..
Lia: Oh. Ты are going to pay!
Chef: (blows whistle) Okay. Cole. Ты will come outside with me and face your punishments I was going to give to Draven. Now, for the others... GET COOKING!
(Kitchen)
Mathew: So what are we going to cook first off?
Draven: I can make a mean taco.
Vincent: Mmmmm.. Tacos...
Lia: Oh! I make the best Beefaroni запеканка, кастрюля on earth!
May: I Любовь Beefaroni casserole! Let's make that!
Vincent: No way! Tacos are good!
Mathew: Yeah I agree! Let's do tacos!
Draven: What ever the lady wants.
Lia: See. 3 to 2. Majority rules.
Mathew and Vincent: (sigh) Fine.
(with team Real)
Marissa: I can't believe Cole is the true one who украл, палантин our phones.
Liza: I know right. When I get my hands on-
Chilly: Guys! Focus! We need to think of something to make! Any good cooks in here?
Marissa: Joss is a good cook. :(
Liza: Oh so your thinking about Joss?!! My BOYFRIEND!!
Marissa: Liza-
Chilly: GUYS!
Marissa and Liza: Fine.
Chilly: Good. Now... where's Jordan?
Elisa: Crying in the mess hall.
Chilly: What!? Agggghh... Liza. Marissa. Elisa. Ты guys go make the food. Make what ever. I'll be back with Jordan in a second.
Marissa, Liza, and Elisa: Okay.
(Mess hall)
Chilly: What the fuck man?! What's u-
Jordan: (rocking back and forth looking all crazy) Lia doesn't like Draven Jordan. It's all just in your head. Lia doesn't like Draven. Lia doesn't like Draven.
Chilly: Ummm....
(With team Fake in the kitchen)
Lia: Okay. So let's make that Beefaroni casserole! I'll tell Ты want to give me okay?
Vincent, May, Draven, and Mathew: Okay.
Lia: (whispers to May) And while I do that, Ты go hook up with Mathew.
May: (sigh) Okay.
Chilly: (enters) Okay I can't help Jord..... what the?
(Marissa and Liza are messy with помидор souse on them and Elisa is in fetal position in a corner)
Liza: Joss is mine!
Marissa: I don't care! Ты guys haven't been Актёрское искусство like boyfriend and girlfriend!
Chilly: Ladies-
Marissa:Maybe we should do the same thing that Annie and Lia did.
Liza: Okay! And I know that I'm going to win!
Marissa: yeah right!
Liza: Ты wanna go?!
Marissa: Bring it!
Chilly: I'll go back and help with Jordan. (exits)
(With Team Fake)
May: So... Mathew...
Mathew: Y-yeah May?
May: Do Ты wanna-
Vincent: Come on guys! Me, Draven, and Lia can't do this alone.
Lia: (slaps Vincent's arm)
Vincent: OW!
Lia: They can talk! It's important!
Vincent: еще important than winning this challenge?!
Lia: Y-
Mathew: Vincent's got a point. We'll have to talk later. Okay May?
May: (sigh) Okay.
Lia: grrrrr....
(30 минуты later)
Chef: (enters) Okay! Let me try your foods!
Chilly: Where's Cole?
Chef: Infirmary. I maybe punished him a little too hard.
Liza: That's okay. He deserves that for stealing our phones.
May: Mathew, I need to ask Ты something...
Mathew: Yeah?
May: Would Ты go-
Chef: SHUT UP!! Time to start the challenge maggots! Now. Team Real, Ты let me eat your's first!
(Team Real sets their Еда on the таблица in front of Chef)
Chef: What do Ты call this?!
Marissa: утиль, барахло, мусор yard surprise?
Chef: Ummmm... What's in it?
Elisa: Different kinds of meat, sauces, and other stuff.
Chef: If i die, your team loses.
Chilly: Oh great.
Chef: (takes a bite and spits it out) gross! Please! Team Fake, please let it be better.
Lia: Oh it will. My Beefaroni запеканка, кастрюля is the best in the state of Pennsylvania. (sets the Beefaroni запеканка, кастрюля on the table)
Chef: I'll be the judge of that. (takes a bite and then swallows and he smiles and there is a sparkle in his eyes) That was amazing!!!! Give me more! Give me more!
Vincent: So does that mean we won?
Chef: Yes it does! Yes it does! Team Fake! I'll see Ты guys tonight!
Chilly: (sigh) I'll go tell Cole.
Lia: YES! We won! (jumps and hugs Draven)
Jordan: (faints)
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Okay, Team Real, time to vote someone off tonight. Ты can either IM me, Входящие me, или Комментарий below your vote.
Here is who is on Team Real:
Cole
Chilly
Elisa
Marissa
Liza
Jordan
