Nude Owen says try Adult Swim

chris:: *wearing board short and listin to mp3* IM A Барби GIRL IN A Барби WORLD *sees camra*.... this time on total dram simulation

*pent house*

trent: -_- *walks out*

angie: ???

*confessinal*

trent: so angies been playing me huh thats okay shes just gonna be set back a few weeks

end

chris: why hello everyobdy

lia: hi chris

chris: hows breckfest

trent: taste like краб shell

chris: thats cuse it is

lia: -_-

chris: becuse today is a surfing challange >:)

zack: that dosent sound so bad

chris: think again your surfing at sim акула beach

lily:sharks yay<3

jordan:O_o your kidding right

lily: no....

chris:...

RSB18

-The truth hurts..deal with it-

It was a beautiful день in Northern Toronto. The snow was all melted and the sky was turning a bright blue. Mike was the first to wake in his home. The tanned guy shifted in his постель, кровати and opened his dark brown eyes. He helped Ally get up and got dressed as quickly as she did. Both excited to expose Blainley Blasnic for who she really is.
    After dressing, they dropped the twins off at their parents house and called their Друзья to meet at the studio.
 
   It only took an час to arrive at the tall, pale building and to be greeted by a million fans.

The...

RSB13


Mike took Ally's right hand and kneeled on his knee. He gazed into Ally's crystal blue eyes and started pouring his сердце out.

"Since the first time I first saw you..I thought you'd be just a regular sweet and awesome girl that would think of me as a freak. But after we found out еще about each other, I now know your sweet, caring, beautiful, angelic and pure enough to be an angel.Your everything to me..your my everything. Your the reason I'm even alive today. I always Любовь to wake up and see your smiling face.. I Любовь Ты еще than ever.. " Mike dug into his pocket and took out a small,...

RSB10

-The baby shower-


"Suprise!!!" Yelled a screaming crowd.

The small огонь hall was filed with a million people. Many were common friends, family, или old students from High school. Walls were decorated with colorful blue and розовый streamers. A whole таблица was over flowed with presents and gift bags. There was even a big banner up on the Стена that сказал(-а) "Congratulations on your two little blessings!" with two rattles printed on the sides.

"Oh my gosh! A baby shower?! For me?" Ally says excitingly.
"So that's why Ты made me stay home! Just so Ты could surprise me!" She сказал(-а) to Mike.

The tanned boy...

hi!!!! i know many of Ты were expecting this. well, here it is! basically, this Показать will be featuring 16 campers. i'm your hostess, Hadar. here we have our first contestant, Star!
Star: *comes on to the dock* this is it? seriously? *sigh* ugh.
Hadar: *smiles* now we have Jecica! Jecica? hello?
Jecica: oh right that's me! *comes on to the dock*
Hadar: alrighty then. now we have Melissa!
Melissa: *comes on to dock* Ты mean we're staying HERE? no hot tub? nothing?
Hadar: uh-huh!
Melissa: ugh, great.
Hadar: now we have Lance!
Lance: *comes on to the dock* it's not exactly what i imagined but i guess...

This song defies Alejandro and Courtney standing up to Trent when he was hurt in TDA, with the "Nine Obsession" and his possession for Gwen. Gwen had to hurt Trent very badly and made him that way.

LYRICS:
Courtney: Boyfriend Hurters (Duncan and Gwen)! I thought y'all are Trent's Друзья and now both of y'all hurt him like a bunch of monsters from Gremlins!
Alejandro: Boyfriend Hurters! You've hurted Court's boyfriend Trent!
Courtney: Both of y'all are gonna pay! If it's the last thing I do!
Alejandro: That's right!
Courtney: That's right!
Courtney: Both of y'all ruined Total Drama litterly!
Alejandro:...

(Grrrrr!!! I was trying so hard 2 get this Опубликовано earlier. Funny thing is, that every time I tell somebody I'm going to get this Опубликовано I don't :( well......ENJOY!!!)

"EEEEEEEE!!!!! CODY-KINZ!!!!! I'm soooo happy Ты get to interview me!!!!" Sierra squealed while death-hugging Cody. "GAH!!! Sierra!!! Umm...uh.....You'll h-have to put m-me down if Ты want me to uh....interview you...." Sierra nodded her head excited. She placed Cody in the chair in front of her.

Cody sat in his chair, straitened out his shirt, and pulled some note cards out from his pocket. Just when he was about to open his...

Эй, there, I'm Karen and welcome to Total Drama How To Train Your Dragon, today we have 19 campers coming here and I think they're gonna have fun, I hope cause...oh I shouldn't say it, you'll all find out now anway...here's our first camper Gerard Way!, the awesome lead singer of My Chemical Romance, hello Gerard!

Gerard: Hi there Karen

well ok, so far you're the first camper....next we have Randy!

Randy: Hi there!

hello Randy, ok our Далее camper is Rosamaria Martinez, hello Rosa!

Rosa: Эй, host

ok Далее we have Francine!, Эй, there Francine!

Francine: Hello

ok Далее we have Patrick and Dani welcome!...

A.N.~ This is my alternate ending for TDWT. In this ending Cody wins and there is no lava. Yay! Everything is the same right up until after the kiss. That's where my version begins, so, I'll start from there. It actually managed to stay in character for the most part. I added a lot of fannon, even if sorta subtle like the Nizzy part. Be warned.
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*Heather and Alejandro kiss*
Peanut Gallery: Ugh!
*They pull away and smile at eachother*
Heather: Ты know, $1,000,000 isn't all that important anymore. Ты can have it.
Alejandro: No, Ты take it.
Heather:...

Chris: Last season on Total drama!! 17 teens fought it out for 1 billion dollors! They had to go through barfy challanges! and some CRAZY Love! But over all the winner was Zoey! One of the niceist girls on the show! She kissed a boy named, Jax! He is a boy right? yeah he is! what will happend on this season Of Total Drama? Total.......... Drama............... Awesomeness!
*theame song*
Chris: We have 3 buses comeing the first bus has the contestents that were in Total Drama Crazy! The 2nd bus has all the TOtal drama Island/Total Dramam Action/ Total Dramam World Tour contestents. The 3rd bus...

Kenny rogers: Hi my name is kenny rogers and welcome to my reality Показать bitches!!

Duncan: not another one dammit

Kenny rogers: shut up its my Показать *throws bottle at duncan, misses and hits harold*

Harold: ahhh not again

Kenny rogers: sorry jimmy

Harold: its harold

Kenny rogers: what ever bobby

*camera goes to the studio*

Kenny rogers: on our last episode courtney got fired

Duncan: unfairly

Gwen: when has any of these shows been fair

Duncan: oh yeah

Kenny rogers: on this episode were going to do stuff

Cody: yay stuff

Heather: are we gonna get hurt

Kenny rogers: thats what it сказал(-а) in the contracts ha ha *throws...

Любовь and Denial

Courtney heard a loud bang from the front door. She quickly opened it to see Bridgette on the floor, rubbing her head.

“You know, if Ты send me a frantic message in my answering machine, saying that I have to be here ASAP, Ты could at least make the door unlocked so I won’t smash my head!” Bridgette shouted, taking Courtney’s hand to stand.

Courtney smiled. “Sorry, Bridge, I forgot,” she сказал(-а) sheepishly.

Bridgette gasped dramatically. “This situation must be serious. Ты never forget anything!”

Courtney rolled her eyes. “Oh, ha-ha, Bridge.” She headed towards...

Authors note: oh and BTW i know this whole story sucks some major жопа, попка so ya dont have to tell me xS BTW theres curse language... just tought i warn ya "xD


"Fuck it, i cant sleep on a CHAIR! Even prison beds are better! AAAAH my neck!!!!!!!!!! What time is it anyways?"
Duncan yawned and looked at his watch - it was 3 am

"Wait a sec ... since her parents arent here, i could just sleep in their bed" he thought smiriking devilishly "Where are the damn stairs... ?"

He turned around trying to figure out a way to turn the light on. Sure, he had been here before, but not over night. He yawned again before...