Thirsty
Me :: Hi!! What's up?
Gianna :: Who are Ты talking to?...?
Me :: My readers...
Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!
Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are Ты so mean?
Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.
Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.
Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.
Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.
Jane :: WHAT?? Ты keep me here and Ты won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad Ты are. Just come!!!!!
Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... Ты want something to eat?
Volturi :: *nods*
Me :: Fine. Hold on.
From :: TheVolturiGirl
To :: All contacts
Subjects :: Emos! Over here.
Wassup my awesome Эмо buddies. If your Эмо come here. Easy way to kill yourself. (not really) Just come and you'll meet some of my awesome vamp friends. :D Be here in an час или else! They're going to eat me alive!! AHH!! Thank Ты my emos.
SEND
Heidi :: What did Ты just do?
Me :: Getting some food.
Caius :: Ты mean people right?
Me :: Yup.
Jane :: Yay! Thank you! And they better have good blood!
Me :: How would I know? I don't drink blood.
Alec :: If Ты become a vampire Ты will.
Me :: Your turning me into a vampire?? Yay!
Alec :: I never сказал(-а) that!
Me :: But Ты implied it...
Heidi :: Do Ты know what implied means?
Me :: No... but I heard it on tv and it makes me sound cool.
Heidi :: Not anymore. Ты just told everybody Ты didn't know what it means.
Me :: Shut up. Maybe they skipped your talking part.
Heidi :: I bet Ты $100 they didn't.
Me :: I bet Ты $5 005 969 785 986 948 586 784 947 684 085.
Heidi :: Good luck finding that.
Me :: .... I hate you.
Jane :: SHUT UP ALREADY! When are the people coming?
Me :: In an hour.
Jane :: It's your story right?
Me :: I think so. I did mention it a bazillon times.
Jane :: Well skip it to the Далее час then!
Me :: Okay okay. Anything to get Ты to stop complaining.
Bella :: WAIT!
Me :: *turns head towards her*
Bella :: Did Ты invite any mountain lions?
Me :: Sorry... I don't know their email adresses. Do Ты want an emo?
Bella :: *shakes head*
Gianna :: Oh and can I have some steaks? Medium rare, cooked properly, barbecue sauce on one side and not the other, and a can of Fanta?
Me :: .... Here's a sandwich. *makes it appear magically in the air* Knock yourself out... literally.
*An час later*
Me :: Time travel is so cool!!
*ding-dong*
Me :: My emos are here!
Jane :: And also my food.
Me :: Эй, guys. What's up? Любовь your new scars! Do I know you?
Эмо Kid :: Oh that's my new Эмо friend.
Эмо Friend :: Hi! I just started being Эмо yesterday!
Эмо Kid :: *whispers* Be depressed.
Эмо Friend :: Okee dokkey! *trying but failing to be depressed* I'm emo...
Me :: Your gonna get eaten...
Эмо Friend :: Oh my gosh really?? Well bye! *runs out the door*
Me :: Any one else want to leave? Good. Follow me. *leads all to the Volturi cage*
Jane :: I want that one! *points at Эмо Kid* He smells good.
Me :: How about I push Ты all in and close the door?
*silence*
Me :: Okay. Everyone okay with that?
*silence*
Me :: *opens door and pushes in and runs* I don't want to hear it! *puts hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR EMOS GETTING EATEN! LALALALALALALA. THEY BETTER NOT MAKE A MESS IN THE MY CAGE!! LALALALALALA
Mom :: Stephanie... SHUT UP ALREADY!!
Me :: LALALALALA. ITS GIANNA!!
O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O
I didn't add anyone because I didn't want Ты guys to die. I'm a Храбрая сердцем girl.
SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY EMOS. ];
Me :: Hi!! What's up?
Gianna :: Who are Ты talking to?...?
Me :: My readers...
Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!
Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are Ты so mean?
Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.
Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.
Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.
Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.
Jane :: WHAT?? Ты keep me here and Ты won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad Ты are. Just come!!!!!
Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... Ты want something to eat?
Volturi :: *nods*
Me :: Fine. Hold on.
From :: TheVolturiGirl
To :: All contacts
Subjects :: Emos! Over here.
Wassup my awesome Эмо buddies. If your Эмо come here. Easy way to kill yourself. (not really) Just come and you'll meet some of my awesome vamp friends. :D Be here in an час или else! They're going to eat me alive!! AHH!! Thank Ты my emos.
SEND
Heidi :: What did Ты just do?
Me :: Getting some food.
Caius :: Ты mean people right?
Me :: Yup.
Jane :: Yay! Thank you! And they better have good blood!
Me :: How would I know? I don't drink blood.
Alec :: If Ты become a vampire Ты will.
Me :: Your turning me into a vampire?? Yay!
Alec :: I never сказал(-а) that!
Me :: But Ты implied it...
Heidi :: Do Ты know what implied means?
Me :: No... but I heard it on tv and it makes me sound cool.
Heidi :: Not anymore. Ты just told everybody Ты didn't know what it means.
Me :: Shut up. Maybe they skipped your talking part.
Heidi :: I bet Ты $100 they didn't.
Me :: I bet Ты $5 005 969 785 986 948 586 784 947 684 085.
Heidi :: Good luck finding that.
Me :: .... I hate you.
Jane :: SHUT UP ALREADY! When are the people coming?
Me :: In an hour.
Jane :: It's your story right?
Me :: I think so. I did mention it a bazillon times.
Jane :: Well skip it to the Далее час then!
Me :: Okay okay. Anything to get Ты to stop complaining.
Bella :: WAIT!
Me :: *turns head towards her*
Bella :: Did Ты invite any mountain lions?
Me :: Sorry... I don't know their email adresses. Do Ты want an emo?
Bella :: *shakes head*
Gianna :: Oh and can I have some steaks? Medium rare, cooked properly, barbecue sauce on one side and not the other, and a can of Fanta?
Me :: .... Here's a sandwich. *makes it appear magically in the air* Knock yourself out... literally.
*An час later*
Me :: Time travel is so cool!!
*ding-dong*
Me :: My emos are here!
Jane :: And also my food.
Me :: Эй, guys. What's up? Любовь your new scars! Do I know you?
Эмо Kid :: Oh that's my new Эмо friend.
Эмо Friend :: Hi! I just started being Эмо yesterday!
Эмо Kid :: *whispers* Be depressed.
Эмо Friend :: Okee dokkey! *trying but failing to be depressed* I'm emo...
Me :: Your gonna get eaten...
Эмо Friend :: Oh my gosh really?? Well bye! *runs out the door*
Me :: Any one else want to leave? Good. Follow me. *leads all to the Volturi cage*
Jane :: I want that one! *points at Эмо Kid* He smells good.
Me :: How about I push Ты all in and close the door?
*silence*
Me :: Okay. Everyone okay with that?
*silence*
Me :: *opens door and pushes in and runs* I don't want to hear it! *puts hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR EMOS GETTING EATEN! LALALALALALALA. THEY BETTER NOT MAKE A MESS IN THE MY CAGE!! LALALALALALA
Mom :: Stephanie... SHUT UP ALREADY!!
Me :: LALALALALA. ITS GIANNA!!
O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O
I didn't add anyone because I didn't want Ты guys to die. I'm a Храбрая сердцем girl.
SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY EMOS. ];
For all the Zoey McDaniel fan, Should I do a POV in some one elses few of Zoeys life? Like Alice, Jasper, Bella, Emmett, Esme, Carisle, или Collin. или do yall want me to keep doing Zoeys POV?
Thanks!!!!!
Sk8bordNewMoon
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Thanks!!!!!
Sk8bordNewMoon
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Ok don't get me wrong I Любовь the Cullens but take a look at what I would do if I was a Cullen
I would hot wire Edwards car and take it for a joy ride
I would go into my life story when ever I'm board
I would never sleep so I would jump all over
I use the saying "oh bite me" alot and I don't normaily get into fights but this is the Cullens we'r talking about
Sometimes I say my thoughts out-loud
I would think about Jakes body
I would be mad that I'm young and no guy would want to дата a girl like me
I'd copy Edward
I'd piss off Edward
^^If I did I'd say Bella did it^^
I might crack up when he trys to hold his anger
I would jump off a big дерево a yell "I belive I can fly"
And most of all I'm Crazy
So tell me if I should be a Cullen
I would hot wire Edwards car and take it for a joy ride
I would go into my life story when ever I'm board
I would never sleep so I would jump all over
I use the saying "oh bite me" alot and I don't normaily get into fights but this is the Cullens we'r talking about
Sometimes I say my thoughts out-loud
I would think about Jakes body
I would be mad that I'm young and no guy would want to дата a girl like me
I'd copy Edward
I'd piss off Edward
^^If I did I'd say Bella did it^^
I might crack up when he trys to hold his anger
I would jump off a big дерево a yell "I belive I can fly"
And most of all I'm Crazy
So tell me if I should be a Cullen
This is for people who have been Чтение Esme's Story:
I don't want to call it Esme Cullen story the whole time so I have come up with some ideas for names. please Комментарий and tell me which ones Ты like. Ones i don't end up using for my story, feel free to use for any of yours:
Daybreak
Forever Awakening
Beyond Starlight
Nightfall
Sudden Dusk
Moonlight
Midnight Glimmer
Sunrise
Sunset
Dawn of Life
Precious Enchantment
If Ты can think of any others, please let me know
I want my story to have a еще interesting name so it draws еще attention than just 'Esme Cullen Story'. I went online to a Список of words with 'atmosphere' and I found these words and made different combinations with them.
PLEASE HELP ME!!!
THANK YOU!!!
I don't want to call it Esme Cullen story the whole time so I have come up with some ideas for names. please Комментарий and tell me which ones Ты like. Ones i don't end up using for my story, feel free to use for any of yours:
Daybreak
Forever Awakening
Beyond Starlight
Nightfall
Sudden Dusk
Moonlight
Midnight Glimmer
Sunrise
Sunset
Dawn of Life
Precious Enchantment
If Ты can think of any others, please let me know
I want my story to have a еще interesting name so it draws еще attention than just 'Esme Cullen Story'. I went online to a Список of words with 'atmosphere' and I found these words and made different combinations with them.
PLEASE HELP ME!!!
THANK YOU!!!