Emmett Chapter 1
Looking out your window at the cold rain that is coming down, Ты sigh "I HATE rain." Ты turn to go downstairs and then Ты leave for school. Getting into your new 2010 Chevy Camaro, Ты back out of your drive way and make your way to Forks High School. Ты pull into the parking lot and everyone looks at your totally sweet car as Ты park it. Ты get out and lock it as some kid says. "sweet ride" "Thanks" Ты say back and turn to leave. After Ты get your schedule at the office, Ты realize your first class was right across the hallway. "awesome" Ты say sarcastically to yourself. Ты walk in a realize you're the first one there. Ты see your Teacher Mrs. White and Ты go up to her. She looks at Ты and says "Oh, Miss ____, welcome to Forks High" "Thanks" "Here's your book, take a сиденье, место, сиденья anywhere you'd like" "Ok" Ты two conversate. Ты turn around and instantly go to the back corner seat. Ты sit down, and then Ты hear a bell. The class starts to fill up quickly, and you're getting nervous. There is only one сиденье, место, сиденья left open and that's the сиденье, место, сиденья right Далее to you. Then Ты hear another bell. The teacher stands up and says. "Welcome to your last first день of school Seniors." The class cheers. "OKAY, settle down, now I'm going to take Attendence and I'll pair up everyone with a partner that will be your permanent partner for the rest of the year." you're thinking to yourself "Great....I'm going to get paired up with a Dork." Mrs. White pick up the Attendence slip, but then Ты hear this really loud laugh and Ты turn your head to the door. Ты see the most attractive but mysterious guy Ты have ever seen. "Big muscles, Tall, Handsom.....check" Ты think to yourself and Ты smile" He then says in a playful voice, "Mrs. White, I know you're not starting without me!" "Well I was about to Emmett, maybe if Ты were here on time Далее time?" "yes Ma'am" he says laughing. "Take the сиденье, место, сиденья Далее to miss. ___, miss.___ raise your hand." Ты raised your hand looking at him, and he looked at Ты and Ты felt electricity run through your body. He walked towards Ты and sat down. Not saying a word. "Okay, now that attendence is done I will now pair Ты individuals into a pair." Mrs White said. Going through about half the class she finally says "Emmett Cullen, Ты will be paired with Miss. ___, and now Ты can have the rest of the час to get to know your partner." Ты couldnt help but smile to yourself. "So..." he says. Ты look at him. "So...what?" Ты say back. "So, looks like I'm paired up with you. Let me introduce myself" He turns his body towards you. "I'm Emmett Cullen" he sticks out his hand. "___ ____" Ты say grabbing his hand. Ты were boggled by how cold his hands were. "Nice to meet you" He says. "You too" Ты say back. "This is you're first день isn't it?" He asks "How did Ты know?'' Ты asked. "Well, I know everyone in this school, and no one has a new camaro, so I figured Ты did, which means, you're new." "oh, I see, you're observant" "Yeah, Ты can say that." Ты giggle. "hey, how about I Показать Ты where the rest of your classes are? I can be your official tour guide around this joint, that is, if you'd like." He looks at you. "That you'd be great, thanks, but I dont want to be a bother." "It's no bother if I offered, Ты can just take me for a ride in your sweet car." "I can do that" Ты say smiling "Cool, let me see your schedule." Ты give him your schedule. "Well, this is certainly easy!" He says laughing. "What do Ты mean?" Ты ask. "You have all the same exact classes I do" he smirks. "Oh" Ты giggle. "Well, Looks like we're going to be stuck with eachother ALL YEAR!" he laughs. "I'm sorry" Ты say looking away. "No no no, there is absolutely nothing to be sorry about." he says. Ты look at him "I'm actually really looking вперед to it" he says smiling. "Thanks" Ты say biting your lip. And Ты think to yourself, "I am head over heels for him." Then the колокол, колокольчик, белл rings. Ты and Emmett get up from your seats and Emmett walks with you.Π
Looking out your window at the cold rain that is coming down, Ты sigh "I HATE rain." Ты turn to go downstairs and then Ты leave for school. Getting into your new 2010 Chevy Camaro, Ты back out of your drive way and make your way to Forks High School. Ты pull into the parking lot and everyone looks at your totally sweet car as Ты park it. Ты get out and lock it as some kid says. "sweet ride" "Thanks" Ты say back and turn to leave. After Ты get your schedule at the office, Ты realize your first class was right across the hallway. "awesome" Ты say sarcastically to yourself. Ты walk in a realize you're the first one there. Ты see your Teacher Mrs. White and Ты go up to her. She looks at Ты and says "Oh, Miss ____, welcome to Forks High" "Thanks" "Here's your book, take a сиденье, место, сиденья anywhere you'd like" "Ok" Ты two conversate. Ты turn around and instantly go to the back corner seat. Ты sit down, and then Ты hear a bell. The class starts to fill up quickly, and you're getting nervous. There is only one сиденье, место, сиденья left open and that's the сиденье, место, сиденья right Далее to you. Then Ты hear another bell. The teacher stands up and says. "Welcome to your last first день of school Seniors." The class cheers. "OKAY, settle down, now I'm going to take Attendence and I'll pair up everyone with a partner that will be your permanent partner for the rest of the year." you're thinking to yourself "Great....I'm going to get paired up with a Dork." Mrs. White pick up the Attendence slip, but then Ты hear this really loud laugh and Ты turn your head to the door. Ты see the most attractive but mysterious guy Ты have ever seen. "Big muscles, Tall, Handsom.....check" Ты think to yourself and Ты smile" He then says in a playful voice, "Mrs. White, I know you're not starting without me!" "Well I was about to Emmett, maybe if Ты were here on time Далее time?" "yes Ma'am" he says laughing. "Take the сиденье, место, сиденья Далее to miss. ___, miss.___ raise your hand." Ты raised your hand looking at him, and he looked at Ты and Ты felt electricity run through your body. He walked towards Ты and sat down. Not saying a word. "Okay, now that attendence is done I will now pair Ты individuals into a pair." Mrs White said. Going through about half the class she finally says "Emmett Cullen, Ты will be paired with Miss. ___, and now Ты can have the rest of the час to get to know your partner." Ты couldnt help but smile to yourself. "So..." he says. Ты look at him. "So...what?" Ты say back. "So, looks like I'm paired up with you. Let me introduce myself" He turns his body towards you. "I'm Emmett Cullen" he sticks out his hand. "___ ____" Ты say grabbing his hand. Ты were boggled by how cold his hands were. "Nice to meet you" He says. "You too" Ты say back. "This is you're first день isn't it?" He asks "How did Ты know?'' Ты asked. "Well, I know everyone in this school, and no one has a new camaro, so I figured Ты did, which means, you're new." "oh, I see, you're observant" "Yeah, Ты can say that." Ты giggle. "hey, how about I Показать Ты where the rest of your classes are? I can be your official tour guide around this joint, that is, if you'd like." He looks at you. "That you'd be great, thanks, but I dont want to be a bother." "It's no bother if I offered, Ты can just take me for a ride in your sweet car." "I can do that" Ты say smiling "Cool, let me see your schedule." Ты give him your schedule. "Well, this is certainly easy!" He says laughing. "What do Ты mean?" Ты ask. "You have all the same exact classes I do" he smirks. "Oh" Ты giggle. "Well, Looks like we're going to be stuck with eachother ALL YEAR!" he laughs. "I'm sorry" Ты say looking away. "No no no, there is absolutely nothing to be sorry about." he says. Ты look at him "I'm actually really looking вперед to it" he says smiling. "Thanks" Ты say biting your lip. And Ты think to yourself, "I am head over heels for him." Then the колокол, колокольчик, белл rings. Ты and Emmett get up from your seats and Emmett walks with you.Π
Have Ты gotten used to the Twilight fans?
Peter Facinelli: "I don't know if Ты ever get used to them. They're not weird. I Любовь them. I Любовь each and every one of them. No, they're great. They're the best Фаны that Ты can have. They're so loyal. We've had people camping out all night long on the sets."
For this one, too?
Peter Facinelli: "Yeah, oh yeah. People are like literally in sleeping bags. We shot all night - Ты know, night shoots - because Вампиры like to shoot at night. And then we'd come out at 5 in the morning and they'd be in sleeping bags."
And having Chris [Weitz] as the director this time?
Peter Facinelli: "Fantastic. Ты know, the секунда time around it's a little easier. Ты feel like Ты have like a little bit еще money it feels like. The atmosphere is calmer. I think it's going to be good. It's kind of nice having different perspectives, Ты know, film to film. They just announced the third director too."
Peter Facinelli: "I don't know if Ты ever get used to them. They're not weird. I Любовь them. I Любовь each and every one of them. No, they're great. They're the best Фаны that Ты can have. They're so loyal. We've had people camping out all night long on the sets."
For this one, too?
Peter Facinelli: "Yeah, oh yeah. People are like literally in sleeping bags. We shot all night - Ты know, night shoots - because Вампиры like to shoot at night. And then we'd come out at 5 in the morning and they'd be in sleeping bags."
And having Chris [Weitz] as the director this time?
Peter Facinelli: "Fantastic. Ты know, the секунда time around it's a little easier. Ты feel like Ты have like a little bit еще money it feels like. The atmosphere is calmer. I think it's going to be good. It's kind of nice having different perspectives, Ты know, film to film. They just announced the third director too."
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains или argues, reply with “What are Ты gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room или says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains или argues, reply with “What are Ты gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room или says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie сказал(-а) Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell Ты did it, say that she reminds Ты of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie сказал(-а) Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell Ты did it, say that she reminds Ты of Roxanne.