1. Ты consider yourself a crazy Twilight Addict & your pretty dang proud of it.
2. Ты can repeat Цитаты from the book by heart.
3. You've made Twilight Saga related Фан art and/or Фан fiction stories.
4. Ты are currently debating with your Друзья about who's Team Ты are on.
5. Ты never mess with the homeless. :D
6. Every time Ты hear thunder, Ты wonder if some place, somewhere, Вампиры are playing baseball.
7. Ты have frequent dreams about anything Twilight related.
8. Ты tried to enroll in the Forks High School because Ты were totally siked about being a Sparta. But sadly, your enrollments never got entered. : (
9. Sometimes, Ты act our scenes from the Книги and make your family/friends watch!
10. One, many или all of your walls are PLASTERED with Twilight related posters.
11. Ты would be glad to assist any of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads, волк Pack in any way they need be; Even if the Volterra needs a pretty new toy to play with.
12. There's no doubt about it; Ты would let Carlisle или any of the Cullens, Volterra или Nomads change Ты into a vampire if possible.
13. Ты want Jacob, Embry, Quil или any member of the волк Pack to imprint on you.
14. Ты walk around mumbling the Цитаты from the Книги because everyone is sick of hearing them!
15. Ты can make a Twilight reference out about anything. :)
16. Ты want to get married on August 13.
17. Your ring will HAVE to be an exact replica of the ring Edward gave Bella in Eclipse.
18. Even if your conversations aren't verging on Twilight related things at all, Ты just can't help but to add something knowledgeable about the Saga.
19. You've named your Собаки after Jacob and his волк Pack members.
20. When Ты have kids, you'll name them after the Cullens, the волк Pack, the Volterra или maybe even some of the Nomads!
21. You've considered pouring glitter on your boyfriend so he'd sparkle like Edward.
22. You've also considered (if Ты Любовь Jake) to make your boyfriend sleep with the Собаки for a while so he'll have that glorious dog smell.
23. You've considered going to a mental institution to find someone who is somewhat like Jasper so Ты can cut yourself in from of him and see what happens.
24. Fictional characters dazzle Ты frequently.
25. Ты LIVE by the Switzerland quote in Eclipse.
26. You've considered buying a ягненок, баранина & lion and see how things go...
27. Ты sometimes stay up at night waiting for Edward.
28. You've developed a strange habit of biting other people. 0.o
29. Your not willing to bet against Jane, in fears of her paralyzing you.
20. But, you'd gladly bet against Alice, never Edward though. (Hehe)
21. When Ты see shiny, silver Volvos, Ты scream like a Фан girl.
22. You've jumped in front of a moving фургон, ван just to see if Edward would save you. (Sadly, I would think Ты wouldn't be with us any longer, but at least someone was nice enough to save you.:)
23. Whenever Ты hear Волки howling, Ты wanna go jump out of your skin and Присоединиться them.
24. Ты wake yourself up at night by screaming because your having a terrible nightmare.
25. Ты get freaked out when people stare at you, thank Edward Cullen for that.
26. Ты try making people drink honey to have a velvet-like voice like Edward.
27. Sometimes Ты hear voices in your head...
28. Ты threw New Moon at the Стена when Edward left.
29. And then threw it back at the same Стена when Jake kissed Bella.
30. Or... Ты jumped up & down when Edward left and hugged the book to your chest.
31. And... Then... Ты threw the book at the Стена when Edward came back.
32. Ты didn't want Victoria to die, she was kinda cool.
33. Ты NEVER let your Друзья drive drunk.
34. Ты also NEVER forget to give your Друзья that measly fifty cent box of candy.
35. Ты bought (or received as a present) a yellow Porsche like Alice's или a shiny, silver Volvo like Edward.
36. If Edward dies, your heading off to the Volterra.
37. Ты wouldn't mind hanging around the humans, but who would want to do that when you've got vamps & wolfes walking around?
38. Your epiphany, like Bella's, is stating the obvious.
39. Ты wouldn't mind Alice planning your wedding, picking our your clothes, doing your toenails или taking Ты on shopping sprees any день of the week.
40. Ты would gladly get Еда in Rosalie's hair.
41. Ты want to play baseball with the Cullens and wouldn't mind being on Emmett’s, Alice's & Edwards team, any time!
42. If Bella won't marry Edward, Ты will.
43. Ты would have NEVER punched Jacob in the face!
44. Cuddling with a pushing, obnoxious, moronic dog seems like a good idea to you.
45. Ты would gladly be affected by the territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
46. Jacob's being half naked bothers you... A LOT! (Haha:)
47. Seducing a vampire или werewolf seems like a pretty good idea to you.
48. Any member of the волк Pack, Cullen family, Volterra или Nomads are free to kidnap Ты whenever they please!
49. Ты feel like nobody understands Ты because nobody listens to Ты any еще because they're sick of hearing about Twilight!
50. The other день when Ты adopted that stray dog, Ты could have SWORN it was Jacob. Sadly, it wasn't, but Ты named him after Jake anyways.
51. Ты own numerous amounts of Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse merchandise.
52. Ты either like your men cold, dead & sparkling или hot, obnoxiously cute & furry; There are no in betweens and no substitutes!
53. Your pretty much a pro at weird.
54. Ты tell people to wait a секунда so Ты can restart your сердце very frequently.
55. Your good at Чтение minds.
56. Your totally oblivious to those who Любовь Ты dearly.
57. Ты wonder frequently where the hell your Edward Cullen или Jacob Black is.
58. Ты consider yourself part of the Cullen family because Esme сказал(-а) so!
59. Or, Ты consider yourself part of the волк Pack because it was just implied by Emily.
60. Ты have red contacts because the Volterra's eyes are red или Ты have Золото contacts because the Cullens eyes are gold.
61. Ты hiss at unwanted neighbors, often.
62. Your Друзья pretend to be listening to you, but are really ignoring Ты because all Ты can talk about is Twilight!
63. You've researched, studied and engaged in many mind Чтение and mind controlling processes.
64. If Ты Чтение a different book besides Twilight (doesn't matter what genre it is) sometimes Ты yell at the characters saying; "Edward wouldn't have broke your heart!" или "Jake would have NEVER done that!" или "Carlisle would have saved him." или "Emmett could have picked that up!" или "Rosalie could have socked it to him!" или "Bella wouldn't have been able to do that." или "Jasper could have made him calm down." или "Esme would have been a better mother." Something that has to involve a Twilight scene или character.
65. You've considered (or have) filed your I teeth to look like vampire teeth.
66. If Ты go еще than two to five минуты without talking about Twilight, Ты get all nervous, sweating and start panicking.
67. Ты have cliffed dived.
68. Ты have made one of your guy Друзья build a motorcycle (or bought one) just so Ты could be reckless and stupid, trying to conjure up Edward to talk to you.
69. There's no doubt about it, if Carlisle felt like biting some neck, Ты would offer up yours.
70. Ты get frustrated at Stephanie Meyers for now telling Ты that you'll never find a man like Edward.
71. Ты would Любовь to go grizzly медведь hunting with Emmett.
72. Esme Island doesn't sound like such a bad place, even if there are rancid chickens running around.
73. Ты would have stabbed Tyler in the leg if he wouldn't have laid off Bella for almost running her over.
74. One and или all of your family members knows pretty much every little detail about the Twilight Saga, not because he/she has the read the series или watched the movies, but because Ты have clued them in on EVERYTHING, even if they didn't want to hear it.
75. Ты wear an opal ring on your pointer finger because Bella wears one in the movies.
76. When Ты smell wet dog, Ты tend to look around in case Jacob или one of his волк Pack members is behind you.
77. Ты don't really want to meet Sam, just in case he gets mad at Ты and rips your face off like Emily's.
78. Ты sometimes wish Carlisle hadn't saved Rosalie, she had what was coming to her.
79. Since your an avid lover of Jacob, Ты call Renesmee by her nickname, Nessie because Jake does & it seems to fit her.
80. Your praying to have a red headed little girl and Ты plan on naming her Renesmee.
81. Ты wouldn't mind cutting off all your hair, wearing shorts all the time, having to share a mind with 7 guys, never aging and being physically hot all the time.
82. Or, Ты wouldn't mind never eating again, always being ice cold, having to hunt regularly, being pale white, having golden eyes & being undead.
83. Ты would (or strictly wouldn't) Присоединиться the Volterra.
84. Ты wish the foreign Вампиры could have stayed longer; They were cool.
85. Ты really wanted Bree to live.
86. Ты thought Riley was kinda hot, until he went total vamp crazy.
87. Ты would pal around with Alice, just so that she could tell Ты how your день will go.
88. Jasper wouldn't be such a bad catch; He could put Ты in the mood at any time. :)
89. Charlie didn't seem so bad; He never hovered, didn't really give a care & was actually kind hot, in a creepy dad sorta way.
90. If Bella wasn't going to marry Edward, Ты would have!
91. Ты consider yourself a different Team than Edward или Jacob, или Ты have strict rules to your Team Edward или Team Jacob fantasies.
92. There's two или еще punctured bite wounds somewhere on your body.
93. Mike didn't seem like such a bad catch, that is if there weren't things called Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Carlisle Cullen, Emmett Cullen & Jasper Hale.
94. Ты didn't really care for Angela’s mood of 'Let her do her own thing, she's just Bella'. Ты thought it was quite disrespectful, seeing as what Bella was going through and all.
95. Ты have fantasies about members of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads или волк Packs almost every day.
96. Ты never leave house without your Twilight, New Moon & Eclipse soundtracks programmed into your iPod; They are the best Музыка ever!
97. When your having a Twilight withdrawal Ты read the books, watch the movies, listen to the soundtrack, go onto Twilight related websites & write еще Фан fiction about the characters.
There's no better way of saying this, if any или all of these things pertain to you, your suffering from the ever so Популярное Twilight Obsession. I would dearly recommend seeing a doctor или therapist if your obsession is getting in the way of getting school necessities done, spending time with the fam & Друзья или merely keeping Ты from functioning correctly! But, I am greatly glad Ты are a Twilight Obsessed person, there's no other obsession that is better! :)
2. Ты can repeat Цитаты from the book by heart.
3. You've made Twilight Saga related Фан art and/or Фан fiction stories.
4. Ты are currently debating with your Друзья about who's Team Ты are on.
5. Ты never mess with the homeless. :D
6. Every time Ты hear thunder, Ты wonder if some place, somewhere, Вампиры are playing baseball.
7. Ты have frequent dreams about anything Twilight related.
8. Ты tried to enroll in the Forks High School because Ты were totally siked about being a Sparta. But sadly, your enrollments never got entered. : (
9. Sometimes, Ты act our scenes from the Книги and make your family/friends watch!
10. One, many или all of your walls are PLASTERED with Twilight related posters.
11. Ты would be glad to assist any of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads, волк Pack in any way they need be; Even if the Volterra needs a pretty new toy to play with.
12. There's no doubt about it; Ты would let Carlisle или any of the Cullens, Volterra или Nomads change Ты into a vampire if possible.
13. Ты want Jacob, Embry, Quil или any member of the волк Pack to imprint on you.
14. Ты walk around mumbling the Цитаты from the Книги because everyone is sick of hearing them!
15. Ты can make a Twilight reference out about anything. :)
16. Ты want to get married on August 13.
17. Your ring will HAVE to be an exact replica of the ring Edward gave Bella in Eclipse.
18. Even if your conversations aren't verging on Twilight related things at all, Ты just can't help but to add something knowledgeable about the Saga.
19. You've named your Собаки after Jacob and his волк Pack members.
20. When Ты have kids, you'll name them after the Cullens, the волк Pack, the Volterra или maybe even some of the Nomads!
21. You've considered pouring glitter on your boyfriend so he'd sparkle like Edward.
22. You've also considered (if Ты Любовь Jake) to make your boyfriend sleep with the Собаки for a while so he'll have that glorious dog smell.
23. You've considered going to a mental institution to find someone who is somewhat like Jasper so Ты can cut yourself in from of him and see what happens.
24. Fictional characters dazzle Ты frequently.
25. Ты LIVE by the Switzerland quote in Eclipse.
26. You've considered buying a ягненок, баранина & lion and see how things go...
27. Ты sometimes stay up at night waiting for Edward.
28. You've developed a strange habit of biting other people. 0.o
29. Your not willing to bet against Jane, in fears of her paralyzing you.
20. But, you'd gladly bet against Alice, never Edward though. (Hehe)
21. When Ты see shiny, silver Volvos, Ты scream like a Фан girl.
22. You've jumped in front of a moving фургон, ван just to see if Edward would save you. (Sadly, I would think Ты wouldn't be with us any longer, but at least someone was nice enough to save you.:)
23. Whenever Ты hear Волки howling, Ты wanna go jump out of your skin and Присоединиться them.
24. Ты wake yourself up at night by screaming because your having a terrible nightmare.
25. Ты get freaked out when people stare at you, thank Edward Cullen for that.
26. Ты try making people drink honey to have a velvet-like voice like Edward.
27. Sometimes Ты hear voices in your head...
28. Ты threw New Moon at the Стена when Edward left.
29. And then threw it back at the same Стена when Jake kissed Bella.
30. Or... Ты jumped up & down when Edward left and hugged the book to your chest.
31. And... Then... Ты threw the book at the Стена when Edward came back.
32. Ты didn't want Victoria to die, she was kinda cool.
33. Ты NEVER let your Друзья drive drunk.
34. Ты also NEVER forget to give your Друзья that measly fifty cent box of candy.
35. Ты bought (or received as a present) a yellow Porsche like Alice's или a shiny, silver Volvo like Edward.
36. If Edward dies, your heading off to the Volterra.
37. Ты wouldn't mind hanging around the humans, but who would want to do that when you've got vamps & wolfes walking around?
38. Your epiphany, like Bella's, is stating the obvious.
39. Ты wouldn't mind Alice planning your wedding, picking our your clothes, doing your toenails или taking Ты on shopping sprees any день of the week.
40. Ты would gladly get Еда in Rosalie's hair.
41. Ты want to play baseball with the Cullens and wouldn't mind being on Emmett’s, Alice's & Edwards team, any time!
42. If Bella won't marry Edward, Ты will.
43. Ты would have NEVER punched Jacob in the face!
44. Cuddling with a pushing, obnoxious, moronic dog seems like a good idea to you.
45. Ты would gladly be affected by the territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
46. Jacob's being half naked bothers you... A LOT! (Haha:)
47. Seducing a vampire или werewolf seems like a pretty good idea to you.
48. Any member of the волк Pack, Cullen family, Volterra или Nomads are free to kidnap Ты whenever they please!
49. Ты feel like nobody understands Ты because nobody listens to Ты any еще because they're sick of hearing about Twilight!
50. The other день when Ты adopted that stray dog, Ты could have SWORN it was Jacob. Sadly, it wasn't, but Ты named him after Jake anyways.
51. Ты own numerous amounts of Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse merchandise.
52. Ты either like your men cold, dead & sparkling или hot, obnoxiously cute & furry; There are no in betweens and no substitutes!
53. Your pretty much a pro at weird.
54. Ты tell people to wait a секунда so Ты can restart your сердце very frequently.
55. Your good at Чтение minds.
56. Your totally oblivious to those who Любовь Ты dearly.
57. Ты wonder frequently where the hell your Edward Cullen или Jacob Black is.
58. Ты consider yourself part of the Cullen family because Esme сказал(-а) so!
59. Or, Ты consider yourself part of the волк Pack because it was just implied by Emily.
60. Ты have red contacts because the Volterra's eyes are red или Ты have Золото contacts because the Cullens eyes are gold.
61. Ты hiss at unwanted neighbors, often.
62. Your Друзья pretend to be listening to you, but are really ignoring Ты because all Ты can talk about is Twilight!
63. You've researched, studied and engaged in many mind Чтение and mind controlling processes.
64. If Ты Чтение a different book besides Twilight (doesn't matter what genre it is) sometimes Ты yell at the characters saying; "Edward wouldn't have broke your heart!" или "Jake would have NEVER done that!" или "Carlisle would have saved him." или "Emmett could have picked that up!" или "Rosalie could have socked it to him!" или "Bella wouldn't have been able to do that." или "Jasper could have made him calm down." или "Esme would have been a better mother." Something that has to involve a Twilight scene или character.
65. You've considered (or have) filed your I teeth to look like vampire teeth.
66. If Ты go еще than two to five минуты without talking about Twilight, Ты get all nervous, sweating and start panicking.
67. Ты have cliffed dived.
68. Ты have made one of your guy Друзья build a motorcycle (or bought one) just so Ты could be reckless and stupid, trying to conjure up Edward to talk to you.
69. There's no doubt about it, if Carlisle felt like biting some neck, Ты would offer up yours.
70. Ты get frustrated at Stephanie Meyers for now telling Ты that you'll never find a man like Edward.
71. Ты would Любовь to go grizzly медведь hunting with Emmett.
72. Esme Island doesn't sound like such a bad place, even if there are rancid chickens running around.
73. Ты would have stabbed Tyler in the leg if he wouldn't have laid off Bella for almost running her over.
74. One and или all of your family members knows pretty much every little detail about the Twilight Saga, not because he/she has the read the series или watched the movies, but because Ты have clued them in on EVERYTHING, even if they didn't want to hear it.
75. Ты wear an opal ring on your pointer finger because Bella wears one in the movies.
76. When Ты smell wet dog, Ты tend to look around in case Jacob или one of his волк Pack members is behind you.
77. Ты don't really want to meet Sam, just in case he gets mad at Ты and rips your face off like Emily's.
78. Ты sometimes wish Carlisle hadn't saved Rosalie, she had what was coming to her.
79. Since your an avid lover of Jacob, Ты call Renesmee by her nickname, Nessie because Jake does & it seems to fit her.
80. Your praying to have a red headed little girl and Ты plan on naming her Renesmee.
81. Ты wouldn't mind cutting off all your hair, wearing shorts all the time, having to share a mind with 7 guys, never aging and being physically hot all the time.
82. Or, Ты wouldn't mind never eating again, always being ice cold, having to hunt regularly, being pale white, having golden eyes & being undead.
83. Ты would (or strictly wouldn't) Присоединиться the Volterra.
84. Ты wish the foreign Вампиры could have stayed longer; They were cool.
85. Ты really wanted Bree to live.
86. Ты thought Riley was kinda hot, until he went total vamp crazy.
87. Ты would pal around with Alice, just so that she could tell Ты how your день will go.
88. Jasper wouldn't be such a bad catch; He could put Ты in the mood at any time. :)
89. Charlie didn't seem so bad; He never hovered, didn't really give a care & was actually kind hot, in a creepy dad sorta way.
90. If Bella wasn't going to marry Edward, Ты would have!
91. Ты consider yourself a different Team than Edward или Jacob, или Ты have strict rules to your Team Edward или Team Jacob fantasies.
92. There's two или еще punctured bite wounds somewhere on your body.
93. Mike didn't seem like such a bad catch, that is if there weren't things called Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Carlisle Cullen, Emmett Cullen & Jasper Hale.
94. Ты didn't really care for Angela’s mood of 'Let her do her own thing, she's just Bella'. Ты thought it was quite disrespectful, seeing as what Bella was going through and all.
95. Ты have fantasies about members of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads или волк Packs almost every day.
96. Ты never leave house without your Twilight, New Moon & Eclipse soundtracks programmed into your iPod; They are the best Музыка ever!
97. When your having a Twilight withdrawal Ты read the books, watch the movies, listen to the soundtrack, go onto Twilight related websites & write еще Фан fiction about the characters.
There's no better way of saying this, if any или all of these things pertain to you, your suffering from the ever so Популярное Twilight Obsession. I would dearly recommend seeing a doctor или therapist if your obsession is getting in the way of getting school necessities done, spending time with the fam & Друзья или merely keeping Ты from functioning correctly! But, I am greatly glad Ты are a Twilight Obsessed person, there's no other obsession that is better! :)
![Rob On Remember Me Set [July 15th]](http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7100000/Rob-On-Remember-Me-Set-July-15th-twilight-series-7126496-366-500.jpg)
