1. dress as Динь-Динь and run through the house saying hes a pixie like alice
2. pretend hes a striper and strip for edward on hes piano
3. take alices porche for a joy ride
4.go to school and yell that jasper thinks he is his boyfriend
5. emmett is never allowed to run through the hospital yelling DADDY!
6. emmett is never allowed to tell alice розовый is not her color
7. emmett is never allowed to drive a school bus
8. или drive the bus into a lake
9. emmett is never allowed to tell esma that he will go find a new "fake" mom
10. emmett is never allowed to tell jasper texans are hicks
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*You need bigger hight heels
*I Put all your new clothes on the roof
*Jasper told me that Ты are not good at sex
*you would be perfect for the role of the dwarf in Snow White
*Jasper told me he thinks I'm hot
*Esme told me that I'm her Избранное daughter
*Your power is useless, the visions change
*I think Jane is taller than you
*Your hair looks like a метла
*Bella hates you
*What was your human mother name?
*I donated your new clothes to Jacob and Sam
*Edward told me that when Charlie first saw Ты he thought that Ты were Bella's 8 years old cousin
*Last night Emmett and I had sex in your car and broke it
1. Ты wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch Ты sleep.
2. He hates your dog, and all Собаки for that matter.
3. He looks at Ты like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells Ты how nice Ты smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a фургон, ван from almost crushing Ты to death with his медведь hands.
7. He can bounce Фрукты from his feet like a Футбол ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls Ты паук monkey and runs around with Ты on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
2. He hates your dog, and all Собаки for that matter.
3. He looks at Ты like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells Ты how nice Ты smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a фургон, ван from almost crushing Ты to death with his медведь hands.
7. He can bounce Фрукты from his feet like a Футбол ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls Ты паук monkey and runs around with Ты on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
Zafrina
