вверх Ten Reasons to Be Team Switzerland-
1. Got a need for speed? They are both fast!
2. Ты can hunt wild game with Edward and play wild games with Jake.
3. Ты can go wherever Ты want when Ты дата both: Forks and Quileute territory.
4. Ты can take Edward Главная to meet your parents and have fun with Jacob on the side.
5. Ты can be reckless with Jacob and Edward will make sure that you're safe.
6. Because Ты shouldn't have to choose between a Greek god look~alike and a hot, half naked guy.
7. Jacob can fix your car and Edward can buy a new one if Jacob can't fix it.
8. Because sometimes Ты need an air conditioner, and sometimes Ты need a Космос heater.
9. Who says Ты can't have the best of both worlds? They're both drop dead gorgeous.
10. Because Ты refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
Here's a Список of things hottie werewolf Jacob Black would't EVER say:
*Edward, since me and Ты are best friends, on behalf of the pack, thankyou for stealing the Любовь of my life,turned her into a leech, and forced me to exile myself!
*Bella, I hate you, you're a f***ing b****!!!
*Oh gee Sam, your right, I should've forgotten Bella, turned gay, and had a gay marrige with Mike Newton!
*I hate dogs!!!
*I Любовь Edward Cullen!!!
If Ты have any еще ideas, post 'em on the Комментарии board. Sorry if I insultd Mike fans. One еще thing...I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Edward, since me and Ты are best friends, on behalf of the pack, thankyou for stealing the Любовь of my life,turned her into a leech, and forced me to exile myself!
*Bella, I hate you, you're a f***ing b****!!!
*Oh gee Sam, your right, I should've forgotten Bella, turned gay, and had a gay marrige with Mike Newton!
*I hate dogs!!!
*I Любовь Edward Cullen!!!
If Ты have any еще ideas, post 'em on the Комментарии board. Sorry if I insultd Mike fans. One еще thing...I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!