Rob's biography by Little Treasures

When Ты really think about it, Twilight consists of 50% talk about how hot Edward is. 30% of the word "chagrin" and 20% other. Even my English teacher сказал(-а) that it's written at a 5th grade Чтение level, to which I completely agree. Bella and Edward aren't "in love" all they're experiencing is lust, obsession, infatuation. What good does Edward do to Bella? The whole time Ты hear about how perfect he is. It's easy to make a perfect character, anyone can do it. Besides, according to SMeyer, Bella is an "independent woman." Well, how is she independent? All of her decisions are based on Edward...

[BPOV]

"finally" i said

i finally finished buying all the things i will be needing tomorrow.i walk toward my car,opened the door and got inside.i started the engine .i am driving to the house now.i looked at my wrist watch,it is already 5:04 pm.i sighned.i thought i could finish the shopping trip before 4:00 pm.the road is already dark.i am driving very fast to get Главная fast.

i arrived at the house after a few minutes.i walked towards the house and open the door .i went inside and walked around finding the house empty.

"where could they be?"i asked myself.

i started walking to my room now.when i...

Chapter 18
I opened my eyes I was not were I was before I fainted I was somewhere dark I could recognize the scents I was in italy!how did I get here
-oh dear Bella Ты finally are awake!we didn’t know if we will see Ты vampire alive again!
He came closer looking at my shocked and confused face then alec came in
-oh Bella your awake!
He came closer and hugged me like he was my best friend или something I didn’t want to offend him so I hugged him back
-what's going on?
I asked as I was pushing alec away
-oh Bella Ты were sleeping here for 100 years!and now Ты finally woke!
-i fainted for a 100...

Chapter 17
Bella pov
We were playing chess on the sofa and as always I was winning! Hehehe it feels so great every time I beat him
-u lose again!
I сказал(-а) and clapped my hands
-yeah your good at this thing
-well what can I say……………
He sttood up and hugged me
-tell me how Ты do this?
He whispered
I touched his head and tapped it hard and said
-just think.
-ok
He kissed my forehead and went upstaires to change cause we were going hunting
He came back and we raced deep in the green greeny jungel I always hated that color I like bron ,warm Цвета like the sun…………………….
I stopped at my...

1. Force him to wear a leash and воротник and tie him to a pole.
2. Put up fliers saying "Lost Dog" with his picture on it.
3. Give him mouthwash for his birthday. Tell him he has dog breath.
4. Constantly remind him that Bella would rather ‘die’ then be with him.
6. When he’s a werewolf steal his pants.
7. Paint his motor bike hot pink.
8. Buy him a cat.
9. Name it Edward.
10. Buy him dog food. Act offended when he won’t eat it.
11. Ask him what he’s getting Edward and Bella for a wedding present.
12. Tell him Bella is allergic to dogs.
14. Call the dog pound on him when he fazes
15. Lock him...