Funny Аниме Цитаты

Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)

"if i get reborn, i want to become a clam.....!!!" - Monkey D. Luffy"

"I won't do anything that I don't need to, and if I really need to do something, I'll do it fast..."
By Oreki Hotaro (top-left in the pic.) from Hyouka...

When it comes to funny Цитаты Gintama (Гинтама) has a million of them XD

~"Do Ты have any idea how stupid we are!? Don't underestimate us" -Kondo Isao

~"As expected from a man born from his mother's mouth" -Hasegawa

~"Have Ты ever heard of the penile break" -Hijikata Toshiro

~"It's not something obscene... It's the Neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon" -Gintoki Sakata

~"Anpan no SPARKING!!!!" -Yamazaki Sagaru

~"When I think of your sister....... It turns me on" -Kondo Isao

~"Don't call me a FASHION LEADER!!!" -Gintoki Sakata

~"Oh shit! Oh my god! (was сказал(-а) in engrish)" -Kanemaru

~"Don't worry, our Друзья will come back..... to the earth" - Gintoki Sakata

~"It's not rap, It's Katsurap yo!" -Katsura Kotaro

~"She's going to get abused like chairs in a Jackie Chan movie" -Gintoki Sakata

~"If Ты want to work with the odd jobs your crotch has to be ready to do odd jobs too" -Gintoki Sakata to Bossun

~"We have a new member in the family? Don't say it like it magically happen, say it that Ты had a baby after ******* like rabbits!" -Gintoki Sakata

~"Come at me Ты cuddly balls of flesh!!" -Katsura Kotaro

~"OBJECTION!!!! Please replay the scene again where the spanking started" -Gintoki Sakata while watching porn in a trial

~"Who are Ты calling an old man Ты wild bitch! want me to fondle your boobs!" -Gintoki Sakata

~"This isn't a dating sim, this is resident evil" -Gintoki Sakata

~"You can't touch my жопа, попка cause that's the only proof the we were once angels.... Ты can't touch my breast either cause that's the only proof that we were once weapons of mass destruction" -Otae

~"Sexual harassment? Your face is the one that's sexually harassing people" -Gintoki Sakata

~"Nipples are meant to be sucked!" -Hijikata Toshiro

There's actually so much еще but I can't remember how they wen't soooo yeah I give up XD

From the Покемон episode "The Battling Eevee Brothers"

Misty: It must be nice to have big brothers.

Ash: Ты could pass for my brother.

(Misty knocks Ash on the head and he falls to the ground)

Brock: кузнечик had little sense but big mouth.

LOL! WAY TOO FUNNY!