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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce got to his car. He had a spare tire in the trunk, along with tools to change the tire that got shot. Before he did that, he got on the radio.

Commissioner: Pierce? Where are you?
Pierce: Oatland. Listen, I found a red car over here. I'm not sure who it belongs to, but Ты might wanna get a tow truck crew to clean it up.
Commissioner: That's out of our jurisdiction. What are Ты doing in Oatland?
Pierce: Visiting a friend. *Gets off radio* Now to fix that tire.

After fixing the tire, Pierce drove back to San Franciscolt. He was glad that the four bank robbers were killed, even though the commissioner told him not to kill them.

At home, Pierce talked about it with Nikki.

Pierce: *Sitting at таблица drinking Colta Cola*
Nikki: *Brings a plate of meatloaf to Pierce* Here Ты are my handsome police stallion.
Pierce: Thanks Nikki. *Eats a piece of meatloaf* Do Ты remember those bank robbers that took all of the money from that bank?
Nikki: Yeah?
Pierce: I killed them.
Nikki: Ты what? I thought the Commissioner сказал(-а) not to kill them!
Pierce: Screw the Commissioner. What does he know? If he had enough common sense to operate a toaster, he would've дана me permission to kill them.
Nikki: What has gotten into you?
Pierce: I don't know. Whatever it was must've left after I killed those four.
Nikki: What if Ты lose your job?
Pierce: I don't care if I lose my job. I had to do what I had to do. Plain, and simple. *Eats another piece of meatloaf* Plain, and simple, I don't get that. Why do ponies say plain, and simple?
Nikki: Please don't change the subject-
Pierce: I'm not, I'm just asking a question. Plain, and simple. Why don't we say simple, and plain? или maybe, for pilots, simple, and airplane. Speaking of planes-
Nikki: Pierce!
Pierce: *Stops talking, and looks at Nikki*
Nikki: I'm worried about you.
Pierce: Don't be. I'm in perfect health. Watch this.

Pierce stood up, and started doing jumping jacks. He was going so fast that by the time ten секунды past, he did twenty six jumping jacks.

Pierce: Let's see somepony else do it as fast as me.
Nikki: Alright, I get it. *Remembers something* What about the money?
Pierce: What money?
Nikki: The money those ponies украл, палантин from the bank I work at.
Pierce: What about it?
Nikki: Ты have to return it.
Pierce: The robbers left it in their car, and I told the commissioner about it. He probably got somepony else to pick it up already.
Nikki: Ты told the commissioner about the car?
Pierce: He doesn't know about the murders. Not yet anyway. All I know is that the money is most likely gone.
Nikki: Well. So much for the seventy five thousand dollars.
Pierce: I might be able to find something.

2 B Continued
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Source: Facebook
added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Dan - Tricky. I could think it was him. It's time to take him out. He is hiding in his bills in Georgia.
Jade - Let's kill the man then.
Shadow - I'm in it.
Dimitri - Let's go.
Yuri - For our country. Well... Your country.
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Sandman. - *looks around Canterlot* everything is destroied... Damn.
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-Georgia-
Dan - *falls of the hill*
??? - *grabs him* where are they.
Dan - Shadow is pinned down with The and Dimitri. Jade location is unknown. Hank so Ты were listening to us.
Hank - I won't let my friend down let's go.
Dan - *follows him* that's the Villa
Hank - Mhmh... I leave it to you.
Dan - What? You're...
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I had a complaint about being too short.. So made this long..

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Twilight: (shocked) The baby is an alicorn!?

Ditto: (there with Luna, cause there actually a couple now) Seems that way.

Rarity: But... But... But I thought Alicorn wings had to be earned by accomplishing some great, princess-worthy deed!?

Applejack: Yeah. How can Ты just be born with 'em?

Celestia: The birth of an Alicorn is something Equestria has never seen!

Luna: Yes, it is beyond even our understanding.

Fluttershy: [hushed] That's not very reassuring.

Pinkie Pie: (typical...
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Note: In this song Pinkie Pie is around the same age as Mr. and Mrs. Cake.

Pinkie Pie: Mr. Cake you're on your пони phone with your girlfriend, Mrs. Cake. That cup cake is upset. She doesn't understand Ты like I do. I'm at work listening to my Холодное сердце soundtrack. She'll never understand Ты like I do. She wears a apron. I wear nothing. She's the boss while I'm the co-worker. I'm waiting for Ты to realize that what you're looking for has been here the whole time. If Ты could see that I'm the one who truly loves you. Why can't Ты see? Ты belong with me. Ты belong with me.

Walking in the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki: *Passes Andy, and Mercedes*
Andy: *Sees пони 49 catching up to Nikki, and turns on his lights to pursue the two ponies*
Mercedes: Y6, in pursuit of a 1968 Shelby GT500, and a 2014 Corvette. We're southbound, entering the highway.
Tim: Talk to them.
Julia: GT24, we'll keep our eyes open on-
Tim: *Turns right, and goes off road*
Julia:-What do Ты think you're doing?!!?!?!?!
Tim: Taking a short cut. *Gains air when hitting a rail on a train track, and drifts onto the highway*
GMC Pony: *Honks his horn for two секунды while slowing down*
Tim: They just got onto the highway, so we gotta wait for...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
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added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 10, 1961
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 9:30 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss finally arrived.

Railroad пони 39: Ты guys are right on time. Nice work.
Hawkeye: Thank you. We need to ask Ты a question.
Railroad пони 39: Sure.
Hawkeye: Do Ты have any diesel fuel we can take back to Cheyenne? We're running low.
Railroad пони 39: Yeah, we're just getting a train set up full of fuel for Ты two. Uncouple your engines, and I'll take Ты to the fuel cars.

Seventy минуты later, they were delivering the fuel to Cheyenne. From their current location, it would take them...
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Sean and радуга Dash entered Twilight's замок in Ponyville with Wind and Master Sword. Celestia was waiting.

Applejack & Pinkie Pie: *Sitting with the others as Celestia starts to make a speech*
Celestia: This Eggman must be stopped immediately.
Pinkie Pie: Is he obsessed with eggs?
Sean: Uh, sort of. Let the princess continue.
Celestia: For the time being, his army is superior to ours, but we will quickly turn the tables, and make things go the way we want them to be. Sean, and радуга Dash, I would like Ты two to go with Wind and Master Sword to sabotage as many of their vehicles as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The following Ссылки below are to pictures of all the bad guys for this fanfic.

Harry: link
Silver: link
Sadren: link
Rio: link
Malcolm: link
Highball: link
Hetford: link

Malcolm was at his house with Rio, and скорый поезд, highball, хайболл when Harry arrived.

Malcolm: Okay. How did it go?
Harry: Fine. We got another successful robbery on one of the tour buses in this city, but they got Quincy.
Rio: What happened?
Harry: We robbed the bank, and the distraction was going well, but the police blocked off our escape route. Quincy left in a stolen car while the rest of us ran through the alley ways.
Highball: Sounds like you...
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#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked by me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no еще than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool. But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic радуга as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

The 12th hole on the course has a sand trap separating the green from the fairway.

Otis: *Hits his ball onto the green* See? Ты do have to hit it 90 yards after all.
Chip: *Holding his phone which recorded the distance that Otis' ball traveled* I'm еще used to feet.
Otis: I'm used to hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Ты know, if I actually do hit it 90 yards, from where my ball is, I might get it in the hole.
Otis: Yeah, that could...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on улица, уличный corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Далее to Double Scoop*
Tom: еще ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Далее to...
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