What a time to be alive when a hiatus moves faster than you'd first expect. Several months of giving passerby remarks and thoroughly not giving a shit about this club later, here I am again!

Really surprised there were no musical numbers in this premiere, but thankfully they were not needed to keep me entertained with this episode. With such a thing in mind, i'm not going to review this episode. The amount of minimal effort needed isn't something I could bring to the table.

Instead, here are some Комментарии I had about the episode.


1. I really like how Spike actually had a main part in this episode....

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: We have some good news!
Master Sword: Me, and Tom have just gotten back from starring in a movie.
Audience: Cool.
Tom: Damn right it's cool. We starred as two bad guys in a film called CHiPs. The main villain was Gordon Suite-
Master Sword: And we also got to meet Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. It was awesome!
Tom: Эй, Master Sword, Далее time Ты interrupt me, let me know first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master...

When Хэллоуин rolled around, it seemed like the perfect time in the game to take on the dress code. This usually would've gone easy, but Leo got this crazy idea to put in a lot of challenges, and chances for me to earn extra big points.

At my house

Mom: No costume Rafe?
Rafe: It's middle school. Nopony is going to wear a costume.
Georgia: I'm dressed as a fairy!
Rafe: Great, nopony cares. *leaves*

Even though it seemed like I had no costume, everything I needed was in my backpack.

I went to the bathroom, and changed as soon as I got the chance. I had black shoes, black pants, a black turtleneck,...

(Note that I do not own Button Mash или any of the characters that may be read или heard of. All of this is merely a Фан fiction.)

It was a great день in the little town of Ponyville, where the many ponies are out doing their very own labors, big and small. There wasn't any major thing going on, so that was a good thing, especially for the town's little gamer colt, Button Mash, who had just got beat in a game where he can't get past a major boss.

"This is impossible!" he cried. "Why do I even try to get past this if all that ever happens is me getting killed?!" It sure did sound like he was getting...

*This happens 30 минуты after радуга Dash had been brought from Wing пони to Leader. Lightning Dust had been confined to a solitary confinement for the night after what радуга told Spitfire. Here is Lightning Dust's revenge.*

"Damn that pony!" shouted Lightning Dust in anger after getting busted and thrown into confinement. "She does NOT does that to pure Wonderbolt material!!! I will-" There was a bang on the door. "Quiet in there! This ain't a prison!" a guard called out. The light green пони thought to herself, "This is not over yet, радуга Dash. Ты may have your fill of power and glory,...

after that statement i put the newspaper back in my saddle bag. ,"Scootaloo what was that?" Cherilee asked. ,"nothing Ms. Cherilee haha" i сказал(-а) nervously
Cherilee grabbed it out of my hooves and looked at it and gasped. ,"this must of been what happened to jenny" she was surprised by the newspaper i found. later we went to the Ponyville Historic museum and she turned it into the museum. The Далее день our class to a field trip to the museum and i learned a lot еще about Fivel than before . But still me and my sister and Twilight all found the real evidence that the law enforcement was to scared...

I stood near my sister while her wings hugged me close. ,"Rainbow Dash...i'm scared". I told her with a look of sadness and loss of hope. ,"Its ok Scoots" she told me. At that moment the пони opened the door and сказал(-а) with that creepy voice ,"come here". My sister and i both ran upstairs to her bedroom and locked the door, I sat on the постель, кровати with shock and fear in my mind. ,"How did that get in our house?!" my sister asked me but i was too scared to tell her the truth. At this moment the пони was already at the bedroom door and was yelling ,"LET ME IN NOW!".

Dash escaped through the window carrying...

''Yee Haw! Now that, радуга Dash, is how ya throw a horse shoe!'' яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса said. ''Pfft, I can throw better! Gimmee that!'' радуга Dash said. ''Spike, that stuffed медведь is adorable! Do Ты think Ты can win it for me?'' Rarity сказал(-а) as she hugged him. ''Sure, anything for you!'' Spike said. Rarity blushed. He threw the ball on one hit and he got the prize. ''Oh, Spike!'' Rarity сказал(-а) as he gave her the stuffed bear. She kissed him and he fainted. ''Wee hee!'' Pinkie сказал(-а) as she got Cotton Candy. ''Best Carnival день EVER!'' Twilight Sparkle was in a trivia game. ''Last question: Who was the...

Twilight approched the main house of the farm, and reached for the doorknob. *CRASH!* She bumped into another pony, also going through the door, but in the opposite direction. Twilight became EXTREMELY dizzy, but as her vison cleared she began to see that the пони she bumped into was a young, yellow filly. "Whoops! Sorry about that, Twi!" the filly said. As Twilight's vision cleared even more, she noticed that a group of bunnies and a few squirrels had been snacking on the groceries Twilight had just bought, which were now spilled on the ground from bumping into Applebloom. "Oh, it's nothing,...

The police station was to the left, but Captain Culpepper went to the right.

Sean: Why's he going that way?
Rarity: After him!!
Mirage: *drives*
cab drivers: *drive cars*

Culpepper didn't notice the three were chasing him, and continued to where he was going.

boat driver: Hello Captain
Culpepper: You're the captain from now on, it's your boat.
boat driver: Hey, who are in those three cars?
Culpepper: They're not supposed to be here!! *drivers away*
cabbys & Mirage: *turn around*
boat driver: What in the name of Celestia is going on?!
Culpepper: *drives onto highway*
others: *follow*
Twilight: Man...

The taxis stopped at the park. Spike, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy ran out of the cabs quickly.

cab driver 1: What do Ты suppose they're doing?
cab driver 2: No clue, half of them we're carrying a pick, and a shovel.
cab driver 1: We better find out about this
Sam: *crashes into fence*
Rarity: I don't want to find the money!
Spike: What do Ты mean? Aren't Ты curious to find out about all this?
Rarity: I'm еще disgusted. *walks away*
Spike: Jeez.
Mirage: *drives toward entrance*
Shining Armor: *does the same*
Twilight: Man let's go find the money!
Pinkie Pie: *sees cab drivers* Who are they?...

Spike, and Rarity landed in the plane. The wing fell off once they got their.

Spike: Thanks!
Pilot: You're welcome.
Rarity: What do we do now?
Spike: We get stuff to dig!

Rainbow Dash: I'm sure Ты shouldn't drive with a missing tire.
Sean: It's fine, trust me. *nearly hits truck*

Twilight: Man, stop here.
Mirage: Alright *stops*
Twilight: I'm going to call Shining Armor, and he'll get the money for us.

Meanwhile at the crystal empire.

Cadence: *dancing*
Shining Armor: Yeah, baby!! You're so good.
Twilight: *calling castle*
Shining Armor: Is it me, или do I hear bells? That sweet sound of bells!
Cadence:...

Mirage was riding the bike, when another пони drove up in a red Flim.

Sam: Are Ты ok mister?
Mirage: Sure. I just need help to get someplace. You're not going to believe it once Ты here what I have to say.
Sam: Mmm hmm.
Mirage: We have to get to Santa Rosita, and find a box full of money, under a big W. Ты wanna find it?
Sam: Try me. I'm pretty gullible.

Twilight: *dials number*

Cadence: *dancing*
Shining Armor: *singing* After the lights go down low!! Baby Ты know! There ain't be no reason for teasin these days! And when the dancing-

Twilight: Man, he won't pick up!

Sam: Do Ты know what he...

I might as well start off celebrating easter, with the 3rd story in my Pinkie's series.

It was a nice sunny день in Equestria. Everypony had just finished Winter заворачивать, обертывание up when Pinkie Pie had an idea.

Pinkie Pie: I've got an idea!
Fluttershy: What is it?
Pinkie Pie: We should celebrate easter!
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what's easter?
Pinkie Pie: On some Болталка день in April which keeps getting changed because of Spring Break, the easter bunny goes everywhere to hide Easter eggs in everyone's houses.
Fluttershy: A bunny does that?
Rainbow Dash: This isn't going to end up like Рождество is it?
Pinkie Pie:...

This selection of Con Mane fanfics is called the Дисней Saga, because most of them were created by me, and Disneyfan333. However, this one was created by me, and _Laugh_

It all began in San Franciscolt.

Con: *riding taxi*
Taxi: *Stops at drug store* That'll be three dollars.
Con: *Pays taxi driver* Thanks. *walks out of taxi* *enters drugstore*
Cashier: Are Ты 0007?
Con: Yes.
Cashier: P is waiting for Ты in the back parking lot.
Con: Thanks. *Walks away*
P: *Waiting by car*
Con: *Arrives* Hello sir.
P: Hi Con.
Con: What did Ты want to Показать me?
P: I've got a video sent to me from M.I.6. They're...

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Season 3 highlights

Gordon: *Sitting on steps of signalbox* What? Were Ты expecting Hawkeye to Показать up in a train like the season 2 highlights? Well, tough shit! Ты get to see my Избранное parts of season 3-
Coffee Creme: Gordon, this isn't about...

Rarity's group, just arrived at Baltimare.

Rarity: *sees death egg* Well, there it is. The Death Egg.
Fluttershy: What kind of a name is that?
Rarity: I don't know, but it doesn't even look like an egg. It's in the shape of one alright, but it has the face of Doctor Robotnik.
Pinkie Pie: I'd like to have my face on a Космос station. I'd call it The Death Cake.
Rarity: Of course Ты would.
Shredder: When do we attack?
Rarity: We don't. We just wait here for Sean's group to arrive.
Pinkie Pie: How long will that take?
Rarity: I don't know.

Back in The Griffon Kingdom.

Applejack: How did it go?
Sean:...

Everyday, радуга Dash flies around Ponyville to say hi to her friends.

Rainbow Dash: *Passing by Lyra* Good morning.
Lyra: *Too busy looking at a picture of a human to notice радуга Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ah, never mind. I'll say hi to her again later.
Zecora: *Running around Ponyville* There are no stores open!
Rainbow Dash: *Lands Далее to Zecora* Hi Zecora.
Zecora: Rainbow, as much as I'd like to talk to you, I am much too busy.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Zecora: I am trying to find a store that sells spice, but they're all closed, and that's not nice. Ты can never trust a пони to do anything.
Rainbow...

Wheels of Evil – Part 6


"So let me get this straight: you’re saying, that your friend was hit by some kind of carriage that moved on its own?” the stallion with the large mustache inquires.

“Yes, Sheriff Copperhooves! That’s the best I can describe it!” the purple earth пони replies. She’s still shocked.

“Uh-huh…” the Sheriff sighs resignedly. “Berry… how much did Ты drink?”

“It has nothing to do with the booze!!! This… thing came out of nowhere, ran over Carrot Top, then came back and did it again and again and again…” Berry stammers with tears in her eyes.

“Yeah,...