1. I asked God for a bike. But I know God doesn't work that way. So I украл, палантин a bike and asked for forgiveness.
2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag Ты down and beat Ты with experience.
3. Going to church doesn't make Ты Christian even еще then standing in a гараж makes Ты a car.
4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the Список though.
5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.
6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.
7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at Главная even if Ты wish they were.
8. I thought I wanted a career- turns out all I wanted was paychecks.
9. At a train station a train stops. At a bus station a bus stops. At my desk, I have a work station. Thats where my work stops.
10. When tempted to fight огонь with огонь remember the огонь department usually uses water.
11. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
12. You're never too old to learn something extremely stupid.
13. I'm not crazy- I'm just mentally insane.
14. Don't die. Its bad for your health.
15. I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a white акула или if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
16. why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for miss america?
2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag Ты down and beat Ты with experience.
3. Going to church doesn't make Ты Christian even еще then standing in a гараж makes Ты a car.
4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the Список though.
5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.
6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.
7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at Главная even if Ты wish they were.
8. I thought I wanted a career- turns out all I wanted was paychecks.
9. At a train station a train stops. At a bus station a bus stops. At my desk, I have a work station. Thats where my work stops.
10. When tempted to fight огонь with огонь remember the огонь department usually uses water.
11. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
12. You're never too old to learn something extremely stupid.
13. I'm not crazy- I'm just mentally insane.
14. Don't die. Its bad for your health.
15. I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a white акула или if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
16. why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for miss america?
5 еще incredibly Болталка stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and Болталка in it's own way....
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Иисус Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide by zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Иисус Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide by zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates Ты , like constantly talking или doing everything Ты do , well im gonna help Ты deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , Ты can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a подушка in Ты purse/bag , so if Ты need to scream , scream in the подушка , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , Ты COULD use them to block that person out , but studies Показать that if that person happens to глотать, ласточка one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav Барби doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , Ты can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a подушка in Ты purse/bag , so if Ты need to scream , scream in the подушка , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , Ты COULD use them to block that person out , but studies Показать that if that person happens to глотать, ласточка one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav Барби doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
Are You MAD!?
I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't Фан anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their Профиль and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to Фан someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a Фан of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my Далее reason...
If Ты have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to Фан you.
However, if i can see that you're a Фан of 'Random' или 'Harry Potter' или 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will Фан Ты back.
On the other hand, if Ты are looking at this thinking that Ты haven't done any of these things, then feel free to Фан me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to Фан someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a Фан of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my Далее reason...
If Ты have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to Фан you.
However, if i can see that you're a Фан of 'Random' или 'Harry Potter' или 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will Фан Ты back.
On the other hand, if Ты are looking at this thinking that Ты haven't done any of these things, then feel free to Фан me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
(name unknown for now)
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell Ты my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell Ты what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person Ты will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my Любовь even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell Ты my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell Ты what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person Ты will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my Любовь even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave Ты hanging. I think my Название is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's сказал(-а) that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way или another.') but please give me feedback.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what Ты think!
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We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the фото on my end таблица and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what Ты think!
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We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the фото on my end таблица and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
KoRn Poster - I know. Epic :)
