1. I asked God for a bike. But I know God doesn't work that way. So I украл, палантин a bike and asked for forgiveness.
2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag Ты down and beat Ты with experience.
3. Going to church doesn't make Ты Christian even еще then standing in a гараж makes Ты a car.
4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the Список though.
5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.
6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.
7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at Главная even if Ты wish they were.
8. I thought I wanted a career- turns out all I wanted was paychecks.
9. At a train station a train stops. At a bus station a bus stops. At my desk, I have a work station. Thats where my work stops.
10. When tempted to fight огонь with огонь remember the огонь department usually uses water.
11. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
12. You're never too old to learn something extremely stupid.
13. I'm not crazy- I'm just mentally insane.
14. Don't die. Its bad for your health.
15. I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a white акула или if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
16. why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for miss america?
2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag Ты down and beat Ты with experience.
3. Going to church doesn't make Ты Christian even еще then standing in a гараж makes Ты a car.
4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the Список though.
5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.
6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.
7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at Главная even if Ты wish they were.
8. I thought I wanted a career- turns out all I wanted was paychecks.
9. At a train station a train stops. At a bus station a bus stops. At my desk, I have a work station. Thats where my work stops.
10. When tempted to fight огонь with огонь remember the огонь department usually uses water.
11. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
12. You're never too old to learn something extremely stupid.
13. I'm not crazy- I'm just mentally insane.
14. Don't die. Its bad for your health.
15. I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a white акула или if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
16. why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for miss america?
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Ok so here is a bunch of Болталка Moments i will be writting. All are true.
I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.
Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)
Me: LOL ... *thinks* HEY!
Lilly: *laughing* OMG Ты needed to think?
Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.
Shelly: *laughing*
Hope Ты liked this ramdom moment!!!
p.s. real names not used!!!!
I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.
Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)
Me: LOL ... *thinks* HEY!
Lilly: *laughing* OMG Ты needed to think?
Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.
Shelly: *laughing*
Hope Ты liked this ramdom moment!!!
p.s. real names not used!!!!
1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.
2 = tomboys will Показать еще affection than girlie girls.
3. Some girls get frustrated when Ты interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl
4. Girls don't like it when Ты interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E
5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.
6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if Ты still have a girlfriend do Ты know how much that annoys us???
7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep Ты up for a hour.
8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.
9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore Шоколад cake.
10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
2 = tomboys will Показать еще affection than girlie girls.
3. Some girls get frustrated when Ты interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl
4. Girls don't like it when Ты interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E
5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.
6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if Ты still have a girlfriend do Ты know how much that annoys us???
7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep Ты up for a hour.
8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.
9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore Шоколад cake.
10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
1.always let him talk to Ты about stuff he likes
2.always see what Ты have in common (if Ты do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW Ты FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS Ты OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask Вопросы about him like his Избранное color, his Избранное movie или his Избранное t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your Избранное clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your Избранное Фильмы and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank Ты for Чтение i hope this helps :)
2.always see what Ты have in common (if Ты do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW Ты FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS Ты OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask Вопросы about him like his Избранное color, his Избранное movie или his Избранное t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your Избранное clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your Избранное Фильмы and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank Ты for Чтение i hope this helps :)