Болталка Article: Quiz:Are Ты "normal"?

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posted by 90sfan

Take this Тест to find out if you're "out of the ordinary".

1.You forgot your homework at Главная and your teacher wants to know why.You say:
A."I forgot it." B."My pet dragon had Дети on it."

2.Uh-oh.Your dad accidently locked Ты out of the house...AGAIN.What do Ты do?
A.You try to call him from downstairs. B.You get out you're trusty spoon and attempt to dig a hole through the wall.

3.A dog starts to talk to you.You...
A.Run away,screaming. B.Start to break-dance for no reason.

4.For creative Письмо class,your essay is about...
A.Snowboarding. B.Giant wrestling mice.

5.You're walking into the store.You come out with...
A.Some new clothes and maybe some new toys.
B.A mother's baby.

6.Your Друзья Cathy and Yolanda ask Ты to come trick-or-treating with them on Halloween.When Ты Показать up,you're dressed as...
A.Whatever Ты saw decent in the store.
B.You made your own.You tell them you're a "chicken goat" and remind them not to steal your eggs.

Answers:If Ты got mostly A's,you're NORMAL.
If Ты got mostly B's,you're obviously NOT SO NORMAL.

Tell your family about this quiz.Tell your friends,neighbors,and even tell the wall.
Thanks for playing!!!

deathding, simpleplan and 1 other like this

LunaShay 1.A 2.B 3.A 4.B 5.A(xDD A mother's baby..) 6.B BD I am inbetween~

seeuvocaloid3 dident need to take this i already knew i was insain

wantadog But the baby was buy one get one free!!!!!!

chloeluvzmiz 1 b 2 b 3 b 4 b 5 b 6 b What's so wrong with being "not so normal"? Just come out and say it.... I was 5 1/2 on the age quiz this person wrote, and I'm just crazy

Gumball17 1. A 2. B 3. B 4. B 5. A 6. B So, I guess I'm "weird"? As if I didn't already know. XD

carsfan All A`s! :D That`s pretty much the best and highest score I got out of ANY test/Quiz... :/

Lani27 3 A's, 3 B's! What does that make me?!

90sfan hmmm...guess you're both!XD

90sfan @chloeluzmiz,i never said there was anything wrong with not being normal!in fact,i think it's awesome not to be normal.I think it's cool to be your own person!once again i never said anything was wrong with that.

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posted by karpach_14

вверх 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time Ты wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say Ты don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
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79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

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2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the Стена without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him или her to call Ты Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
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posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. If using a touch-tone, press Болталка numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival пицца place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their Вопросы with questions.

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Act like Ты know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
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After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their Вопросы with questions.
Ask about пицца maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
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posted by TimberHumphrey

I thought I could protect you
From paying for my sins
And I've been walking this earth
Long enough, that death's a gift
(Ohhhh girl)

Been living this life so patient
Until I see Ты again
It's war we're facin'
I know that if I die
My only choice is still defending

No matter what they say
My Любовь for Ты is
greater than their powers
And their armies from above

You give me strength
I'm with Ты either way
If I die
If I stay
Give me strength
I'm with Ты either way
Nothing's lost
No еще pain
Just give me strength

The scars and the wounds
I wear them proud like tattoos
Reminds me that I Остаться в живых you
Reminds that I'll be
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BEST:

SLAPPY SERIES:
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posted by TimberHumphrey

No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh

Light a blunt up with the flame
Put that cocaine on a plate
Molly with the purple rain
'Cause I Остаться в живых my faith
So I cut away the pain, uh
Got it swimming in my veins
Now my mind is outta place, yeah, uh
'Cause I Остаться в живых my faith

And I feel everything
I feel everything from my body to my soul
No, no
Well, I feel everything
When I'm coming down is the most I feel alone
No, no

I've been sober for a year, now it's time for me
To go back to my old ways, don't Ты cry for me
Thought I'd be a better man, but I lied to me and to you

I take half a Xan' and I still stay awake...

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#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!

#5;
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The Собаки turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Ферги into Собаки and take over their identities, then Cooper and Ферги transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels или something like that, I don't know. Stine...

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I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

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