Take this Тест to find out if you're "out of the ordinary".
1.You forgot your homework at Главная and your teacher wants to know why.You say:
A."I forgot it." B."My pet dragon had Дети on it."
2.Uh-oh.Your dad accidently locked Ты out of the house...AGAIN.What do Ты do?
A.You try to call him from downstairs. B.You get out you're trusty spoon and attempt to dig a hole through the wall.
3.A dog starts to talk to you.You...
A.Run away,screaming. B.Start to break-dance for no reason.
4.For creative Письмо class,your essay is about...
A.Snowboarding. B.Giant wrestling mice.
5.You're walking into the store.You come out with...
A.Some new clothes and maybe some new toys.
B.A mother's baby.
6.Your Друзья Cathy and Yolanda ask Ты to come trick-or-treating with them on Halloween.When Ты Показать up,you're dressed as...
A.Whatever Ты saw decent in the store.
B.You made your own.You tell them you're a "chicken goat" and remind them not to steal your eggs.
Answers:If Ты got mostly A's,you're NORMAL.
If Ты got mostly B's,you're obviously NOT SO NORMAL.
Tell your family about this quiz.Tell your friends,neighbors,and even tell the wall.
Thanks for playing!!!
1.You forgot your homework at Главная and your teacher wants to know why.You say:
A."I forgot it." B."My pet dragon had Дети on it."
2.Uh-oh.Your dad accidently locked Ты out of the house...AGAIN.What do Ты do?
A.You try to call him from downstairs. B.You get out you're trusty spoon and attempt to dig a hole through the wall.
3.A dog starts to talk to you.You...
A.Run away,screaming. B.Start to break-dance for no reason.
4.For creative Письмо class,your essay is about...
A.Snowboarding. B.Giant wrestling mice.
5.You're walking into the store.You come out with...
A.Some new clothes and maybe some new toys.
B.A mother's baby.
6.Your Друзья Cathy and Yolanda ask Ты to come trick-or-treating with them on Halloween.When Ты Показать up,you're dressed as...
A.Whatever Ты saw decent in the store.
B.You made your own.You tell them you're a "chicken goat" and remind them not to steal your eggs.
Answers:If Ты got mostly A's,you're NORMAL.
If Ты got mostly B's,you're obviously NOT SO NORMAL.
Tell your family about this quiz.Tell your friends,neighbors,and even tell the wall.
Thanks for playing!!!
There is a topless фото of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied by some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged фото of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” сказал(-а) her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied by some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged фото of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” сказал(-а) her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
If Ты think Ты Чтение all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real Фан Twilight fan, wait until Ты read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega Фан of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years назад when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been Любовь with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega Фан of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years назад when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been Любовь with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can Удалить the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle Ты with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a сердце attack; his сердце lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
Salati is a leopard that was adopted by the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate Животные that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became Друзья with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a щенок at the time.
Ты would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two Животные connected from the first moment. Now the two Животные are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!
They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
Kat: Ты spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and Ты know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO Любовь AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, Ты stay since Ты live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and Ты know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO Любовь AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, Ты stay since Ты live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Yeah,this is the first Статья I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 год old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If Ты met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know Ты don't hit when Ты don't get what Ты want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's еще but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what Ты think in Комментарии please:)
O.K I have a 7 год old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If Ты met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know Ты don't hit when Ты don't get what Ты want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's еще but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what Ты think in Комментарии please:)