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posted by 90sfan
Take this Тест to find out if you're "out of the ordinary".

1.You forgot your homework at Главная and your teacher wants to know why.You say:
A."I forgot it." B."My pet dragon had Дети on it."

2.Uh-oh.Your dad accidently locked Ты out of the house...AGAIN.What do Ты do?
A.You try to call him from downstairs. B.You get out you're trusty spoon and attempt to dig a hole through the wall.

3.A dog starts to talk to you.You...
A.Run away,screaming. B.Start to break-dance for no reason.

4.For creative Письмо class,your essay is about...
A.Snowboarding. B.Giant wrestling mice.

5.You're walking into the store.You come out with...
A.Some new clothes and maybe some new toys.
B.A mother's baby.

6.Your Друзья Cathy and Yolanda ask Ты to come trick-or-treating with them on Halloween.When Ты Показать up,you're dressed as...
A.Whatever Ты saw decent in the store.
B.You made your own.You tell them you're a "chicken goat" and remind them not to steal your eggs.

Answers:If Ты got mostly A's,you're NORMAL.
If Ты got mostly B's,you're obviously NOT SO NORMAL.

Tell your family about this quiz.Tell your friends,neighbors,and even tell the wall.
Thanks for playing!!!
posted by -SkySplitter-
Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.

1. Q. What did Бэтмен say to Robin before they got in the car?

A. Get in the car

2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

3. Q. What does an Eagle and a моль have in common?

A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

4. A утка walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The утка doesn't say anything because its a duck.

5. Q. What...
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Ok, this is my first fan-fiction, no negative commments plz.

"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...














































































Teh тимьян of Brumble haz cume.
posted by BlondLionEzel
Plot: The plot would be the same as the Madoka Magica Аниме series.

Director: Micheal бухта, залив

Scriptwriter: Ehren Kruger

Music: Steve Jablonsky (Featuring "Connect" by Linkin Park)

Cinematography: Amir Mokri

Editing: Paul Rubell
Roger Barton
William Goldenberg

Production Companies: Paramount Pictures
Hasbro
Magica Quartet

Distributed By: Paramount Pictures

Release Date: June 25th, 2016

Running Time: 170 минуты

Country: United States
Japan

Budget: $230 Million

Cast

Magical Girls:

Willow Shields as Madoka Kaname
Madison Pettis as Sayaka Miki
Bailee Madison as Homura Akemi
Peyton Список as Mami Tomoe...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Эй, it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)

1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!

2. Why did the chicken пересекать, крест the road?
To Показать that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!

3. How do Ты make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!

4. What do Ты call a giant, clumsy, atomic луч, рэй breathing lizard?
Godspilla!

5. Why did the Annoying оранжевый become so popular?
Because оранжевый is the new Black!

6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
posted by BlondLionEzel
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!

Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!

This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!

Score: 2/5

Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the Музыка was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.

Score: 3/5

Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.

Score: 3/5

Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!

Score: 1/5

Final Thoughts: If Ты are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.

Final Score: 9/20

Would I recommend it? NO
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We are never getting back together-TAYLOR SWIFT

I remember when we broke up the first time
Saying this is it, I've had enough, 'cause like
We hadn't seen each other in a month
When you, сказал(-а) you, needed space, what?
Then Ты come around again and say
Baby, I miss Ты and I swear I'm gonna change
Trust me, remember how that lasted for a day
I say, I hate you, we break up, Ты call me, I Любовь you

Oooh we called it off again last night
But Oooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your Друзья talk...
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I am adding this because we seem to need some decent lyrics Опубликовано to this club.

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We used to swim the same moonlight waters
Oceans away from the wakeful day

My fall will be for you
My Любовь will be in you
If Ты be the one to cut me
I'll bleed forever

Scent of the sea before the waking of the world
Brings me to thee
Into the blue memory

My fall will be for you
My Любовь will be in you
If Ты be the one to cut me
I will bleed forever

Into the blue memory

A siren from the deep came to me
Sang my name my longing
Still I write my songs about that dream of mine
Worth everything I may...
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posted by Sylvia_Puffin
 Artist's illustration of the Jersey Devil, based on eyewitness reports.
Artist's illustration of the Jersey Devil, based on eyewitness reports.
The Jersey Devil is сказал(-а) to be a made-up creature, by scientists and sketics everywhere. And it is just made up...isn't it?
Perhaps not. Most reports, unlike many that turned out be fake, follow the same lines: claiming the Devil is a kangaroo-like creature with cloven hooves, bat wings, the head of a goat, and a forked tail. It is сказал(-а) to be fast, and it's attack call sounds like that of a tortured horse; bloodcurdling and horrible.
There are many sightings involving this mysterious cryptid. One example is the sighting claim of Joseph Bonaparte, who claimed to have seen the Jersey Devil while...
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"So girls," сказал(-а) mrs. Green. "This is our new home!"
Jocelyn and Erin set their suit cases down. 
"So why'd we have to Переместить to Britain?" asked Erin. 
"Well maybe Ты can make some new friends." answered Mrs. Green. 
Erin and Jocelyn looked at each other. 
"Since when does that happen." they сказал(-а) in unison. 
"Why don't Ты go explore the house." сказал(-а) Mrs. Green. 
The girls went up stairs. Jocelyn turned on the sink. The water sparkled with Золото and радуга streaks. 
"Hey, Erin, check this out." she said, sticking her hand in. She imidiatly felt wind blowing on her hand. A Лошади tail brushed...
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We would take no prisoners
'Cause there was nobody giving in
They came walking through my jungle
Met an Энджел about to sin
I heard a voice from inside of me
When the youth of America cried
Can Ты help me, hear me call

I don't wanna fall (I don't wanna fall)
I don't wanna fall (I don't wanna fall)
To the fire
I don't wanna fall (I don't wanna fall)
I don't wanna fall (I don't wanna fall)
To the fire

When you're a part of society
You know the сердце of your innocence dies
When we met with Authority
I looked him right between the eyes
'Cause all we had was our innocence
All we had was our hearts to try to win the...
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