Notes: Credit goes to the creators and owners of Game of Thrones. This Фан story is meant for comedy so please don't take it seriously.
Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.
Tyrion walked to her and сказал(-а) "How's it going?"
She сказал(-а) "Bad and I won't tell Ты why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.
She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.
Jon Snow сказал(-а) "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."
She sarcastically сказал(-а) "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."
Jon сказал(-а) "Sister it's good to see you."
She сказал(-а) "I'm not really related to you. Stop pretending like Ты matter." She walked away.
She was tired of the kingdom. She walked away from the kingdom. She wasn't sure where she was going.
20 минуты later she looked around and realized that she didn't know where she was. There was hardly anybody else around. She saw Lancel Lannister.
Sansa сказал(-а) "Lance a Lot where am I?"
Lancel сказал(-а) "Wherever you're at." Sansa spit on him.
She walked into a mysterious forest. She stared around feeling confused. She сказал(-а) "I don't know what I'm doing. Why am I here?"
She noticed that there was a river full of clean and relaxing water in front of her. She сказал(-а) "I've been so busy that I haven't bathed this week." She looked around to make sure that nobody else was there. She got undressed and took a bath in the river. She сказал(-а) "I finally feel relaxed. I gotta stop stressing out and blaming my stress on others." She was so tired that she started sleeping.
1 час later she woke up and stopped bathing. She didn't have a towel so she sat around and waited for her to be dry. She heard footsteps and knew that someone was coming. She got dressed and walked away.
After having that relaxed bath she was finally in a good mood. She felt being nice. She found Tyrion Lannister and gave him a flower. Tyrion сказал(-а) "What's this for?"
She сказал(-а) "I had a weird day, I'm happy now, you're a weird guy, and I like giving out flowers." She hugged Tyrion and walked away. Tyrion was both happy and confused.
The end.
Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.
Tyrion walked to her and сказал(-а) "How's it going?"
She сказал(-а) "Bad and I won't tell Ты why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.
She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.
Jon Snow сказал(-а) "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."
She sarcastically сказал(-а) "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."
Jon сказал(-а) "Sister it's good to see you."
She сказал(-а) "I'm not really related to you. Stop pretending like Ты matter." She walked away.
She was tired of the kingdom. She walked away from the kingdom. She wasn't sure where she was going.
20 минуты later she looked around and realized that she didn't know where she was. There was hardly anybody else around. She saw Lancel Lannister.
Sansa сказал(-а) "Lance a Lot where am I?"
Lancel сказал(-а) "Wherever you're at." Sansa spit on him.
She walked into a mysterious forest. She stared around feeling confused. She сказал(-а) "I don't know what I'm doing. Why am I here?"
She noticed that there was a river full of clean and relaxing water in front of her. She сказал(-а) "I've been so busy that I haven't bathed this week." She looked around to make sure that nobody else was there. She got undressed and took a bath in the river. She сказал(-а) "I finally feel relaxed. I gotta stop stressing out and blaming my stress on others." She was so tired that she started sleeping.
1 час later she woke up and stopped bathing. She didn't have a towel so she sat around and waited for her to be dry. She heard footsteps and knew that someone was coming. She got dressed and walked away.
After having that relaxed bath she was finally in a good mood. She felt being nice. She found Tyrion Lannister and gave him a flower. Tyrion сказал(-а) "What's this for?"
She сказал(-а) "I had a weird day, I'm happy now, you're a weird guy, and I like giving out flowers." She hugged Tyrion and walked away. Tyrion was both happy and confused.
The end.
Just Чтение some of the Терминатор Цитаты through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash день tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. Ты might get annoyed by it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash день tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. Ты might get annoyed by it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
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This is a My Little пони Фан fiction. If Ты do not like talking Лошади that come in different colors, run for your life.
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France, 1938
Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Pierce Hawkins as....
Papillon
Police пони 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.
Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss
Police пони 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, Ты will all be transferred...
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As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
France, 1938
Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Pierce Hawkins as....
Papillon
Police пони 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.
Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss
Police пони 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, Ты will all be transferred...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
On May 27, 2016, a war was started by a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new Иконка he created. This angered millions, and трещина, сплит the My Little пони fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment...
