Болталка Article: Sansa's Weird день

posted by Windrises

Notes: Credit goes to the creators and owners of Game of Thrones. This Фан story is meant for comedy so please don't take it seriously.

Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.

Tyrion walked to her and сказал(-а) "How's it going?"

She сказал(-а) "Bad and I won't tell Ты why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.

She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.

Jon Snow сказал(-а) "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."

She sarcastically сказал(-а) "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."

Jon сказал(-а) "Sister it's good to see you."

She сказал(-а) "I'm not really related to you. Stop pretending like Ты matter." She walked away.

She was tired of the kingdom. She walked away from the kingdom. She wasn't sure where she was going.

20 минуты later she looked around and realized that she didn't know where she was. There was hardly anybody else around. She saw Lancel Lannister.

Sansa сказал(-а) "Lance a Lot where am I?"

Lancel сказал(-а) "Wherever you're at." Sansa spit on him.

She walked into a mysterious forest. She stared around feeling confused. She сказал(-а) "I don't know what I'm doing. Why am I here?"

She noticed that there was a river full of clean and relaxing water in front of her. She сказал(-а) "I've been so busy that I haven't bathed this week." She looked around to make sure that nobody else was there. She got undressed and took a bath in the river. She сказал(-а) "I finally feel relaxed. I gotta stop stressing out and blaming my stress on others." She was so tired that she started sleeping.

1 час later she woke up and stopped bathing. She didn't have a towel so she sat around and waited for her to be dry. She heard footsteps and knew that someone was coming. She got dressed and walked away.

After having that relaxed bath she was finally in a good mood. She felt being nice. She found Tyrion Lannister and gave him a flower. Tyrion сказал(-а) "What's this for?"

She сказал(-а) "I had a weird day, I'm happy now, you're a weird guy, and I like giving out flowers." She hugged Tyrion and walked away. Tyrion was both happy and confused.

The end.

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The Last Myth book four: Never Ending Journey Chapter Two: Saying Goodbye

posted by misscrazel

Senfinelin Forest

Aznr ran down the холм, хилл to the edge of the cliff. fallen trees scattered the ground and there was no sign of life. Aznr's hair blew back in the wind and memories of the past filled his head...

*Flashback*

Aznr heard a scream that rang through the forest.
Airellion! he thought, immediately recognizing his voice.
'Aznr! LightWater!' he heard the scream again.
This time he ran through the forest towards him. Aznr burst into the clearing and saw Airellion. He had an Стрела in his throat and one in his arm. He was surrounded by an army of goblins, all heavily armed.
'Airellion!' called Aznr.
Aznr raised...

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posted by Draculaura10

The limo was filled with an awkward silence until they pulled up at Eve's house. "Well, we'll see Ты in the morning," Mellissa сказал(-а) to Leo, Jake, and Raymonde, who nodded. Kenya, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa grabbed their stuff, waved, and headed inside. Eve's mom and a girl no younger than sixteen with розовый hair greeted them at the door. When Eve saw the girl with розовый hair, she folded her arms against her chest. "Hello, girls! Come on in. Eve, please introduce your cousin," Her mom сказал(-а) as they all went to the living room. "Get comfortable and I’ll be in to check on Ты in 30 minutes, and you...

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posted by Draculaura10

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"Eek!" Eve screamed. "Eve, are Ты okay?! Please tell me you're okay." Mellissa exclaimed. “I--- I'm fine, it's just... I CAN SEE IN THE DARK BETTER THAN LIGHT! I just thought I needed glasses..." Mellissa and Emma both stuttered. "Just, let's go on..." Eve said. Once they were as far away as they could be, Emma сказал(-а) "Now come close." "What's the point of this, Emma?" Eve сказал(-а) impatiently. Emma sighed, clearly annoyed. "Just do it ok?" Emma...

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I'd Die For Ты ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

If Ты could see inside my heart
Then Ты will understand
I'd never mean to hurt you
Baby I'm not that kind of man

I might not say I'm sorry
Yeah, I might talk tough sometimes
And I might forget the little things
Or keep Ты hanging on the line

In a world that don't know Romeo and Juliet
Boy meets girl and promises we can't forget
We are cast from Eden's gate with no regrets
Into the огонь we cry

I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
I'd do anything
I'd lie for you
You know it's true
Baby I'd die for you
I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
If it came right down to me and you
You know it's true, baby I'd die for you

I might...

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Raise Your Hands ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Ooooohhh
Ooh, yeah
You, Ты got a nasty reputation
We're in a sticky situation, it's down to me and you
So tell me, is it true, they say there ain't nobody better
Well now that we're together
Show me what Ты can do

You're under the gun
Out on the run
Gonna set the night on fire
Out on the run
Under the gun
Playin' to win

Raise your hands
When Ты want to let it go
Raise your hands
And Ты want to let a feeling show
Raise your hands
New York to Chicago
Raise your hands
From New Jersey to Tokyo
Whoa-whoa
Raise your hands

I, I've been out on the front line
Where you'll go down if Ты waste time
They'll walk all over...

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In And Out Of Любовь ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love

Young and wired
Set to explode in the heat
You won't tire
‘Cause baby was born with the beat
Take Ты higher than you've ever known
Then drive Ты down to your knees
I pick Ты up when you've had enough
You been burned baby lessons learned

In and out of love
Hear what I'm saying
In and out of love
It's the way that we're playing
In and out of love
Too much is never enough
She's gonna get ya

Running wild
When me and my boys hit the streets
Right on time
She's here to make my night complete
Then I'm long...

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Get Ready ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Yeah

You need someone to make it last
No Romeos who'll Любовь and leave Ты fast
They fade away
Tonight you're not gonna be alone
Making Любовь on the telephone
Oh baby, baby if Ты can hold on
I'm gonna take Ты all the way tonight
I like 'em down and dirty, so hold on tight

Come on
Come on, come on get ready
Come on
Come on, come on get ready

You look sharp in your dancing shoes
You got style and Ты got the moves
Oh you're so hot, girl and on the loose
You're caught up in a danger zone
Just seventeen but Ты act full grown
Oh the night life, baby, is turning Ты on
You want to take me all the way tonight
Take my...

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Breakout ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Breakout
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa

This time girl I've had enough
You're too hot to handle with kid gloves
Oh it's too late I hear a knock on the door
The game's over baby I can't take it no more

Breakout (Breakout)
Take these chains from me
You held my сердце for ransom
Baby, set it free
Breakout (Breakout)
Your lies can't hide what I see
I'm better off on my own

Promises made in the heat of the night (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
Those words were broken under bedroom lights (Whoa-oh)
Your lips they burn your body calls my name (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
I can feel the огонь but it's all in vain (Whoa-oh)...

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She Don't Know Me ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

What еще can I do, there's nothing that I haven't tried
Still it's so hard for her to notice
That I've tried hard to be straight
There's nothing left I can say
If only she would look my way, hey, Эй, but

She don't know me (She don't know)
She don't see me (She don't care)
She can't hear me (She can't hear)
Can not help me (She don't want)
She don't want me (Like I want her)
Like I want her (I’ve got to tell her)
Got to tell her (That I Любовь her)
That I Любовь her
She doesn't even know my name

I dream of when she'll be mine
I dream of crossing that line
And holding her so tender
Dreaming it could come true
So...

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Switch ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

(Switch)
You’re out of this world I’m sure of it
A crazy intuition, you’re off and on
You’re here then gone, come back
A curious condition
And then Ты switch right over
It’s weird yeah I know but
Just can’t get a hold of myself

Hey, so strange
You switched in front of me
Hey, you’ve changed
Not like Ты used to be
‘Cause Ты get in my head and hold my heart
When I’m here you’re there, we’re worlds apart
So reverse your words, get to the start
And switch back to my world

Hey, you’re just
Talking like a machine
Hey, I’m stuck
On every word in between
‘Cause Ты get in my head and hold...

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It's Alright, It's Okay ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Ты told me
There’s no need
To talk it out
‘Cause it’s too late
To proceed
And slowly
I took your words
And walked away

No looking back
I won’t regret, no
I will find my way
I’m broken
But still I have to say

It’s alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry
Alright, ok
So don’t Ты bother what I do
No matter what Ты say
I won’t return
Our bridge has burned down
I’m stronger now
Alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry

You played me
Betrayed me
Your Любовь was nothing but a game
Portray a role
You took control, I
I couldn’t help but fall
So deep
But now I see things...

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Headstrong ~ Ashley Tisdale ~Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy Ты are
You’re a talented kind of boy Ты are
And that’s just the kind of boy Ты are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the Музыка plays
Headstrong, can Ты feel the beat
Melt down, can Ты feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can Ты feel the beat
Melt down, can Ты feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of...