Notes: Credit goes to the creators and owners of Game of Thrones. This Фан story is meant for comedy so please don't take it seriously.
Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.
Tyrion walked to her and сказал(-а) "How's it going?"
She сказал(-а) "Bad and I won't tell Ты why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.
She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.
Jon Snow сказал(-а) "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."
She sarcastically сказал(-а) "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."
Jon сказал(-а) "Sister it's good to see you."
She сказал(-а) "I'm not really related to you. Stop pretending like Ты matter." She walked away.
She was tired of the kingdom. She walked away from the kingdom. She wasn't sure where she was going.
20 минуты later she looked around and realized that she didn't know where she was. There was hardly anybody else around. She saw Lancel Lannister.
Sansa сказал(-а) "Lance a Lot where am I?"
Lancel сказал(-а) "Wherever you're at." Sansa spit on him.
She walked into a mysterious forest. She stared around feeling confused. She сказал(-а) "I don't know what I'm doing. Why am I here?"
She noticed that there was a river full of clean and relaxing water in front of her. She сказал(-а) "I've been so busy that I haven't bathed this week." She looked around to make sure that nobody else was there. She got undressed and took a bath in the river. She сказал(-а) "I finally feel relaxed. I gotta stop stressing out and blaming my stress on others." She was so tired that she started sleeping.
1 час later she woke up and stopped bathing. She didn't have a towel so she sat around and waited for her to be dry. She heard footsteps and knew that someone was coming. She got dressed and walked away.
After having that relaxed bath she was finally in a good mood. She felt being nice. She found Tyrion Lannister and gave him a flower. Tyrion сказал(-а) "What's this for?"
She сказал(-а) "I had a weird day, I'm happy now, you're a weird guy, and I like giving out flowers." She hugged Tyrion and walked away. Tyrion was both happy and confused.
The end.
Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.
Tyrion walked to her and сказал(-а) "How's it going?"
She сказал(-а) "Bad and I won't tell Ты why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.
She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.
Jon Snow сказал(-а) "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."
She sarcastically сказал(-а) "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."
Jon сказал(-а) "Sister it's good to see you."
She сказал(-а) "I'm not really related to you. Stop pretending like Ты matter." She walked away.
She was tired of the kingdom. She walked away from the kingdom. She wasn't sure where she was going.
20 минуты later she looked around and realized that she didn't know where she was. There was hardly anybody else around. She saw Lancel Lannister.
Sansa сказал(-а) "Lance a Lot where am I?"
Lancel сказал(-а) "Wherever you're at." Sansa spit on him.
She walked into a mysterious forest. She stared around feeling confused. She сказал(-а) "I don't know what I'm doing. Why am I here?"
She noticed that there was a river full of clean and relaxing water in front of her. She сказал(-а) "I've been so busy that I haven't bathed this week." She looked around to make sure that nobody else was there. She got undressed and took a bath in the river. She сказал(-а) "I finally feel relaxed. I gotta stop stressing out and blaming my stress on others." She was so tired that she started sleeping.
1 час later she woke up and stopped bathing. She didn't have a towel so she sat around and waited for her to be dry. She heard footsteps and knew that someone was coming. She got dressed and walked away.
After having that relaxed bath she was finally in a good mood. She felt being nice. She found Tyrion Lannister and gave him a flower. Tyrion сказал(-а) "What's this for?"
She сказал(-а) "I had a weird day, I'm happy now, you're a weird guy, and I like giving out flowers." She hugged Tyrion and walked away. Tyrion was both happy and confused.
The end.
