1. If Lady Gaga is on a date, go up to her дата and whisper to him "She wants to take a ride on youre disco stick."
2. Visit your Избранное celeb... and bring flowers.
3. Follow Angelina Jolie and/or Brad Pitt around asking Вопросы like "How are Ты and Bradd/Angelina? Any problems going on?" and then take out a notebook and a pen.
4. Papparazi-for-a-day. Take as many pictures as Ты can, and then make up your own story to go with the pictures. Try to put them on a gossip magazine.
5. Go to an exclusive club.
6. Rent a mansion with over 80 rooms and a giant pool. Rent a red конвертируемый, кабриолет to go along with it. Ride your конвертируемый, кабриолет with sunglasses, turn on the radio, and say "Oh yeah."
7. Get so drunk that Ты don't even know your name.
8. Eat a cake with бекон, бэкон in it.
9. Attend a movie premiere.
10. Go to the пляж, пляжный wearing a sexy bathing suit. Who cares about your figure или how Ты look like, go out there!
2. Visit your Избранное celeb... and bring flowers.
3. Follow Angelina Jolie and/or Brad Pitt around asking Вопросы like "How are Ты and Bradd/Angelina? Any problems going on?" and then take out a notebook and a pen.
4. Papparazi-for-a-day. Take as many pictures as Ты can, and then make up your own story to go with the pictures. Try to put them on a gossip magazine.
5. Go to an exclusive club.
6. Rent a mansion with over 80 rooms and a giant pool. Rent a red конвертируемый, кабриолет to go along with it. Ride your конвертируемый, кабриолет with sunglasses, turn on the radio, and say "Oh yeah."
7. Get so drunk that Ты don't even know your name.
8. Eat a cake with бекон, бэкон in it.
9. Attend a movie premiere.
10. Go to the пляж, пляжный wearing a sexy bathing suit. Who cares about your figure или how Ты look like, go out there!
Эй,
babe sittin there
Ты dont see my sitting behind your chair
Im staring a at Ты and Ты butt
and on the back of your leg there is a cut
Ты got it shaving in the душ
i watched Ты threw the window for еще then a hour
i saw Ты fighting with your mom
about your newest stepdad Tom.
Now Ты saw me just my hat.
Now Ты hit me with a bat.
Ow is all that i can say.
But i still stalk Ты anyway.
I see Ты with your boyfriend.
But does he know it is the end.
I stab his back with a knife.
Now Ты both are screaming for your life.
And just cuz i feel like it and that is true.
I take out i нож and stab Ты to.
Now that i've stalked her today.
Im coming for Ты so run away.
Ты dont see my sitting behind your chair
Im staring a at Ты and Ты butt
and on the back of your leg there is a cut
Ты got it shaving in the душ
i watched Ты threw the window for еще then a hour
i saw Ты fighting with your mom
about your newest stepdad Tom.
Now Ты saw me just my hat.
Now Ты hit me with a bat.
Ow is all that i can say.
But i still stalk Ты anyway.
I see Ты with your boyfriend.
But does he know it is the end.
I stab his back with a knife.
Now Ты both are screaming for your life.
And just cuz i feel like it and that is true.
I take out i нож and stab Ты to.
Now that i've stalked her today.
Im coming for Ты so run away.
1. Steal Edwards сделать ставку, ipod and fill it with nothing but Rap and fill Emmetts with classical.
2.Pay a couple of guys to say 'ew' at Rosalie.
3.Tell Rosalie that Alice is pregnant.
4.Fill Edwards closet with nothing but Team Jacob shirts.
5.Break all the mirrors in Rosalies room, tell her that her face did it.
6.Call Jasper 'chill pill'.
7.Sell Edwards piano.
8.Get all the Cullen's stuff out of their rooms and then throw it over the line.
9.Smash Edwards CD's and then say there was a spider.
10.Pretend that Ты can see the future and that Ты can read minds, when Edward или Alice say that they can laugh at them.
11.Call Edward a stalker.
12.Tell Bella that Edward is going to leave.....then say just kidding.
13.Read Twilight infront of them...and hate it.
2.Pay a couple of guys to say 'ew' at Rosalie.
3.Tell Rosalie that Alice is pregnant.
4.Fill Edwards closet with nothing but Team Jacob shirts.
5.Break all the mirrors in Rosalies room, tell her that her face did it.
6.Call Jasper 'chill pill'.
7.Sell Edwards piano.
8.Get all the Cullen's stuff out of their rooms and then throw it over the line.
9.Smash Edwards CD's and then say there was a spider.
10.Pretend that Ты can see the future and that Ты can read minds, when Edward или Alice say that they can laugh at them.
11.Call Edward a stalker.
12.Tell Bella that Edward is going to leave.....then say just kidding.
13.Read Twilight infront of them...and hate it.
