1. If Lady Gaga is on a date, go up to her дата and whisper to him "She wants to take a ride on youre disco stick."

2. Visit your Избранное celeb... and bring flowers.

3. Follow Angelina Jolie and/or Brad Pitt around asking Вопросы like "How are Ты and Bradd/Angelina? Any problems going on?" and then take out a notebook and a pen.

4. Papparazi-for-a-day. Take as many pictures as Ты can, and then make up your own story to go with the pictures. Try to put them on a gossip magazine.

5. Go to an exclusive club.

6. Rent a mansion with over 80 rooms and a giant pool. Rent a red конвертируемый, кабриолет to go along with it. Ride your конвертируемый, кабриолет with sunglasses, turn on the radio, and say "Oh yeah."

7. Get so drunk that Ты don't even know your name.

8. Eat a cake with бекон, бэкон in it.

9. Attend a movie premiere.

10. Go to the пляж, пляжный wearing a sexy bathing suit. Who cares about your figure или how Ты look like, go out there!