1. If Lady Gaga is on a date, go up to her дата and whisper to him "She wants to take a ride on youre disco stick."
2. Visit your Избранное celeb... and bring flowers.
3. Follow Angelina Jolie and/or Brad Pitt around asking Вопросы like "How are Ты and Bradd/Angelina? Any problems going on?" and then take out a notebook and a pen.
4. Papparazi-for-a-day. Take as many pictures as Ты can, and then make up your own story to go with the pictures. Try to put them on a gossip magazine.
5. Go to an exclusive club.
6. Rent a mansion with over 80 rooms and a giant pool. Rent a red конвертируемый, кабриолет to go along with it. Ride your конвертируемый, кабриолет with sunglasses, turn on the radio, and say "Oh yeah."
7. Get so drunk that Ты don't even know your name.
8. Eat a cake with бекон, бэкон in it.
9. Attend a movie premiere.
10. Go to the пляж, пляжный wearing a sexy bathing suit. Who cares about your figure или how Ты look like, go out there!
2. Visit your Избранное celeb... and bring flowers.
3. Follow Angelina Jolie and/or Brad Pitt around asking Вопросы like "How are Ты and Bradd/Angelina? Any problems going on?" and then take out a notebook and a pen.
4. Papparazi-for-a-day. Take as many pictures as Ты can, and then make up your own story to go with the pictures. Try to put them on a gossip magazine.
5. Go to an exclusive club.
6. Rent a mansion with over 80 rooms and a giant pool. Rent a red конвертируемый, кабриолет to go along with it. Ride your конвертируемый, кабриолет with sunglasses, turn on the radio, and say "Oh yeah."
7. Get so drunk that Ты don't even know your name.
8. Eat a cake with бекон, бэкон in it.
9. Attend a movie premiere.
10. Go to the пляж, пляжный wearing a sexy bathing suit. Who cares about your figure или how Ты look like, go out there!
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.
They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The секунда one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The секунда one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
So I am Письмо what I see people generally do when Ты stay the night with a friend. Sorry besties, but most of Ты do this. This also applies to siblings.
1. Play your Музыка even if they don't like it.
2. Ignore them by Чтение manga, texting, или stay on the computer
3. sing silly songs that make them mad then act surprised when they yell
4. leave the room every 10 minutes.
5. Don't answer their questions
6. take embarrassing pictures of them as they sleep
7. Act like a psychopath for fun and make them scream then laugh.
8. Be random
9. Laugh at weird times.
1. Play your Музыка even if they don't like it.
2. Ignore them by Чтение manga, texting, или stay on the computer
3. sing silly songs that make them mad then act surprised when they yell
4. leave the room every 10 minutes.
5. Don't answer their questions
6. take embarrassing pictures of them as they sleep
7. Act like a psychopath for fun and make them scream then laugh.
8. Be random
9. Laugh at weird times.
