Rules that guys wished girls knew..........
1. If Ты think you're fat, Ты probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!
5. If Ты ask a Вопрос Ты don't want an answer to, expect an
answer Ты don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless Ты are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
every other cat.
9. Собаки are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon или the changing of the tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.
12. Anything Ты wear is fine. Really.
13. Ты have enough clothes.
14. Ты have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if Ты must, but don't expect us to like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and
your Dad probably is too.
17. Ask for what Ты want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what день it is. He never will. Mark
anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Yes, pissing standing up is еще difficult than peeing from
point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes Ты think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25. Check your oil.
26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz
together.
29. Anything we сказал(-а) 6 или 8 months назад is inadmissible in an
argument. All Комментарии become null and void after 7 days.
30. If Ты don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. If something we сказал(-а) can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes Ты sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty Ты are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if Ты don't want the genie to come out.
34. Ты can either ask us to do something или tell us how Ты want it done- not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever Ты have to say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like
Ты do.
39. Telling us that the Модели in the men's magazines are
airbrushed makes Ты look jealous and petty and it's
certainly not going to deter us from Чтение the magazines.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was
the first two months we were going out.
41. Anyone can buy condoms.
If this offended any Girls throughout this‚ i'm sorry... but us girls should know this
1. If Ты think you're fat, Ты probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!
5. If Ты ask a Вопрос Ты don't want an answer to, expect an
answer Ты don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless Ты are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
every other cat.
9. Собаки are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon или the changing of the tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.
12. Anything Ты wear is fine. Really.
13. Ты have enough clothes.
14. Ты have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if Ты must, but don't expect us to like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and
your Dad probably is too.
17. Ask for what Ты want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what день it is. He never will. Mark
anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Yes, pissing standing up is еще difficult than peeing from
point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes Ты think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25. Check your oil.
26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz
together.
29. Anything we сказал(-а) 6 или 8 months назад is inadmissible in an
argument. All Комментарии become null and void after 7 days.
30. If Ты don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. If something we сказал(-а) can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes Ты sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty Ты are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if Ты don't want the genie to come out.
34. Ты can either ask us to do something или tell us how Ты want it done- not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever Ты have to say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like
Ты do.
39. Telling us that the Модели in the men's magazines are
airbrushed makes Ты look jealous and petty and it's
certainly not going to deter us from Чтение the magazines.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was
the first two months we were going out.
41. Anyone can buy condoms.
If this offended any Girls throughout this‚ i'm sorry... but us girls should know this
Everyone strives to be beautiful. But, honestly, what is beautiful? Beautiful used to be someone who was loving, who was caring and had a beautiful heart. Someone who told the truth but never hurt others. Someone who never got caught up in gossip или drama. Someone who, no matter what was happening in their life, was always there for someone else who had it worse. Now, beauty has big boobs, is stick-thin and wears 5 lbs. of make up. Now, beautiful is someone who has name-brand clothes, the best phone and tons of friends. Beautiful is a 'perfect' body. Beautiful is photo-shopped long lashes and clear skin. Now, beauty doesn't matter what's on the inside. I wish we could all go back to when beautiful was our moms sitting on the диван, мягкий уголок with us in pajamas, no make up, when we were five. I miss those days. This is a sick, messed up world. And I can't stand it.
Bottled up inside
Are the words I never said‚
The feelings that I hide‚
The lines Ты never read.
Ты can see it in my eyes‚
Read it on my face:
Trapped inside are lies
Of the past I can't replace.
With memories that linger-
Won't seem to go away.
Why can't I be happier?
Today's a brand-new day.
Yesterdays are over‚
Even though the hurting's not.
Nothing lasts forever‚
I must cherish what I've got.
Don't take my Любовь for granted‚
For soon it will be gone-
All Ты ever wanted
Of the Любовь Ты thought you'd won.
The hurt I'm feeling now
Won't disappear overnight‚
But someway‚ somehow‚
Everything will turn out all right‚
No еще wishing for the past.
It wasn't meant to be.
It didn't seem to last‚
So I have to set him free.
This is not mine‚ it was written by Melissa Collette
Are the words I never said‚
The feelings that I hide‚
The lines Ты never read.
Ты can see it in my eyes‚
Read it on my face:
Trapped inside are lies
Of the past I can't replace.
With memories that linger-
Won't seem to go away.
Why can't I be happier?
Today's a brand-new day.
Yesterdays are over‚
Even though the hurting's not.
Nothing lasts forever‚
I must cherish what I've got.
Don't take my Любовь for granted‚
For soon it will be gone-
All Ты ever wanted
Of the Любовь Ты thought you'd won.
The hurt I'm feeling now
Won't disappear overnight‚
But someway‚ somehow‚
Everything will turn out all right‚
No еще wishing for the past.
It wasn't meant to be.
It didn't seem to last‚
So I have to set him free.
This is not mine‚ it was written by Melissa Collette
I AM A VICTIM OF THE INNORCENT SUSPENSION! But this is how I'm talking to you!
So I went to use Fanpop on an iPad that belonged to a friend, because I can't reply to Форум posts или Комментарии on a computer.
Then I saw it. It сказал(-а) I was suspended. I was in utter shock, I knew about people getting suspended like this. I never though it'd happen to me. I went on the computer yesterday and remembered, I was still logged on! Yep, I can use Fanpop because I kept myself logged on somewhere. So PLEASE, don't think it won't happen to you. If Ты would like your account saved I highly recommend Ты keep it logged on somewhere. If Ты can't do that, just please be careful. ~amy36y
So I went to use Fanpop on an iPad that belonged to a friend, because I can't reply to Форум posts или Комментарии on a computer.
Then I saw it. It сказал(-а) I was suspended. I was in utter shock, I knew about people getting suspended like this. I never though it'd happen to me. I went on the computer yesterday and remembered, I was still logged on! Yep, I can use Fanpop because I kept myself logged on somewhere. So PLEASE, don't think it won't happen to you. If Ты would like your account saved I highly recommend Ты keep it logged on somewhere. If Ты can't do that, just please be careful. ~amy36y
