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User: I didn't know Ты could play Twister all by yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know Ты could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: Ты spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he или she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that Ты can see that Ты di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch.

Cleverbot: A woman is a person.

User: Since when do we pay attention to bad press?!

Cleverbot: I don't know. Do they have a Chinese чай port?

User: Did Alex mention that she's a detective too and her thesis is actually a subpeona we need to serve on Erica?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Erica will be so disappointed in them.

Cleverbot: Seriously? That just blew my mind!

User: And I thought Canada's main exports were hockey and кленовый, клен syrup.

Cleverbot: No, actually, pie is clearly dominate.

User: You're not that special... Welcome to the human race!

Cleverbot: Hello melinda, I'm interested in the research you've been doing here on human instrumentality. Could Ты bring me up to speed with your current work?

User: I'll curb my enthusiasm when we have this freak locked in a box.

Cleverbot: But Ты can't think.
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posted by alice1919119
This 15 год old girl used to maintain a common diary with her 13 год old best friend in which they wrote how they felt about each other and their friendship. When she discovered that her friend who had been a patient of clinical depression had tried to kill herself, she wrote this in the diary and it brought her best friend to tears...
The names have been changed as per author's request...


November 13

Dear Amira,

K so... without going on about any trivial stuff this time, Ты should know that I've еще than you'd expect to say about stuff I usually don't go on about on phone или in person......
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posted by slenderman777
About five years назад I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I've always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking.

I spent four years like that, walking alone at night, and never once had a reason to feel afraid. I always used to joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city were polite. But all of that changed in just a few минуты of one evening.

It was a Wednesday, somewhere between one and two in the morning, and...
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(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing еще than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 год old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring Ты to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm...
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1. Play hide and seek!

2. Tell your boy/girlfriend how much Ты Любовь them.

3. STREAKING! ^__^

4. Give everyone hugs!

5. Give the homeless all your money.

6. Take a shower! Don't want to be dirty before Ты die.

7. Play the scariest horror game Ты know.

8. Tell your Друзья all your deepest secrets.

9. Grab everything at Target. :D

10. Do the cinnamon challenge. With cocaine. (You're going to die anyways.)

11. еще STREAKING! ^___^

12. Take a look back at your life's greatest moments.

13. Do that one thing you've always wanted to do. (In my case, skydiving.)

14. Play some Pac-Man. :P Just because.

15. Go...
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CELEBS WHO HAVE BEEN TURNED DOWN BY THEIR CRUSHES

Not even the One Direction lads get dates with all the people they like! Here's a Список of celebs who have been turned down by their crushes.

Emma Watson: “Between the ages of ten and twelve I had a really terrible crush on Tom Felton, to the extent that I would go into work in the morning and look down the numbers on the call sheet to see if he was going to be in. We Любовь a bad guy, he was a few years older and he had a skateboard — and that just did it really." She confessed her feelings, but Tom saw Emma in a “younger, sisterly way.”...
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posted by KissKissHannah
There is someone on deviantART. Not enclosing names because they may also have a Fanpop account. *shivers* My friend сказал(-а) he was a troll, but he's еще than a troll. He's a big BULLY. (The person I mean. Not my friend) He сказал(-а) I bragged about being straight (How insulting) and сказал(-а) my drawings were *insert a word that rhymes with hit here*. ;n; That was only because I occasionally drew on bases. He also сказал(-а) I was еще annoying than the annoying fangirls. Just because we have different opinions does NOT mean he has the right to bully me! I don't bully anyone who has different opinions! HE is the one that's еще annoying than the annoying fangirls! >:U
posted by ZacharyWhite
When some Болталка girl added me on facebook... She was all like "Oh gosh you're so cute" and I was like "Yeah, sure whatever..." The again she was all like "Oh God I Любовь your style!!!" Then again I was like "Yeah.. sure.." Then she сказал(-а) "Oh gosshhh!!! It's like I can hear your voice talking in your message!!! You're an Эмо right? I'm an Эмо tooooo!! :-D Oh it's like we're SO MEAN'T TO BE!!!" Then I finally realize and сказал(-а) to myself "Shit I have a fangirl... okay, I'm doomed."

Girl: Hello? Ты still there?
Me: No...
Girl: Oh you're soooo funnyy :3 We are so the same!!! Ugh! I wish I could just...
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her Главная because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away...
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