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User: I didn't know Ты could play Twister all by yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know Ты could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: Ты spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he или she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that Ты can see that Ты di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch.

Cleverbot: A woman is a person.

User: Since when do we pay attention to bad press?!

Cleverbot: I don't know. Do they have a Chinese чай port?

User: Did Alex mention that she's a detective too and her thesis is actually a subpeona we need to serve on Erica?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Erica will be so disappointed in them.

Cleverbot: Seriously? That just blew my mind!

User: And I thought Canada's main exports were hockey and кленовый, клен syrup.

Cleverbot: No, actually, pie is clearly dominate.

User: You're not that special... Welcome to the human race!

Cleverbot: Hello melinda, I'm interested in the research you've been doing here on human instrumentality. Could Ты bring me up to speed with your current work?

User: I'll curb my enthusiasm when we have this freak locked in a box.

Cleverbot: But Ты can't think.
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I'm not sure if anybody is reading, but if Ты are: HI!!! And I've read several other Статьи much like this one.

On with the show!!! ...if anybody is reading...


THINGAMAJIGS:

1) I'm a pegasister/I like MLP.

2) I'm barely starting the new school год and I feel like I'm failing my geometry/math class.

3) I am obsessed with an Аниме character, along with the Аниме itself, Mizore Shirayuki from Rosario Vampire. And I wannabe just like her ( hence the Имя пользователя ).

3) I want my punctuation and grammar just right. So if Ты see an error: tell me!!

4) I'm always the bullied kid.

5) I can't stand jazz and...
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posted by Elacool
"I don't know,guys,"Amy Allen said,studying the door in front of her."This looks way too much like homework to me.And school doesn't even start up for another week"

"I don't know why we let Ты tag along.Try and think positive.This is going to be great" Briana Ornette said." A trip to a museum will be a great adventure only if Ты just Показать a little enthusiasm".

" I think my enthusiasm just died,"Amy replied."A museum......"She made it sound like the sentence of doom.

"Don't be so negative Amy,if Ты don't like it,we can go somewhere else but only if the rest of the gang agrees with me" I said."Let's...
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Eve Dipalo walked into her school. Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She set her Книги inside her locker, and was about to walk off but noticed someone scooting toward her. "Um hi?" Eve said, confused, when the brunette girl came up to her. "I'm sorry if I creep Ты out или something, but for some reason, I felt... drawn to you." The girl said. "I-uh, don't know what to say." Both girls lunged вперед in pain. "OUCH!" They both screeched at the same time. Everybody turned to the two girls, now lying on the floor. The brunette tried getting up but collapsed back down. A teacher...
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posted by yours_forever
down in the workshop

all the elves were makin' toys

for the good gentile girls

and the good gentile boys

when the boss busted in

nearly scared 'em half to death

had a винтовка in his hands and

cheap whiskey on his breath

from his beard to his boots

he was covered with ammo

like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo

and he smiled as he сказал(-а) with a twinkle in his eye

"merry Рождество to all-

now you're all gonna die!"

the night santa went crazy

the night st.nick went insane

realized he'd been gettin a raw deal

something finally must have snapped in his brain

well,the workshop is gone now

he decided to bomb it...
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Shot through the сердце and you're to blame
Darlin' Ты give Любовь a bad name

An angel's smile is what Ты sell
You promise me heaven then put me through hell
Chains of Любовь got a hold on me
When passion's a prison Ты can't break free

Whoa, you're a loaded gun, yeah
Whoa, there's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done

Shot through the сердце and you're to blame
You give Любовь a bad name
(Bad name)
I play my part and Ты play your game
You give Любовь a bad name
(Bad name)
Hey, Ты give Любовь a bad name

Paint your smile on your lips
Blood red nails on your fingertips
A school boy's dream, Ты act so shy...
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I’m not alone
Even when we’re apart
I feel Ты in the air, yeah
I’m not afraid
I know what you’re thinking
I can hear Ты everywhere
Some people say it’ll never happen
And we’re just wasting time
But good things come when u least expect them
So I don’t really mind
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
Just remember
That no one else can tell us who we are
We’ll be together
So don’t ever stop listening to your heart
‘Cause I can’t turn mine off, whoa, whoa… oh
I can’t pretend
This is a rehearsal for the real thing
Because it’s not, and
I know we’re young...
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My grandma told my dad to never let me go out because I've got everything inside of the house, then my dad disagreed, he сказал(-а) that children should be free to play with their friends... And once again they had a fight...I stopped both of them, I told them that they were Актёрское искусство like Животные just because of me and I сказал(-а) that i'm gonna make a deal that I wouldn't go out of the house without a companion.... So they both agreed.
6 years later...
I am now a 14 год old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no еще fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank Ты for those who took their time Чтение my story. Goodbye and I hope that Ты could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
If Ты like Tekken (Теккен) and Naruto, Ты may have noticed Hidan looks a little bit like Steve Fox. I noticed this as well. I always thought there was some type of copyright infringment going on, for Steve came out at least 6 years prior to Hidan apearing in Naruto. I have proof that Hidan is a reverse color and personality Steve. First, look at these images. One of them is a reverse color Hidan, and the other is one of Steve reversed. Even though Steve's eyes aren't violet, his hair is slightly gray. If Ты look at Hidan's picture, it looks just like Steve. Ты tell me: do Ты think this should be looked over?
posted by akatsuki_lover9
 flippy burying firestar
flippy burying firestar
it's been one sunrise since I killed tigerstar. I can still feel his blood between my claws. I wonder if the rest of the clan Кошки are thinking about my warning. I hope they are. If they aren't then let them be fools. That will just make it even еще fun to decide their fate. “how did I do scourge?” flippy's voice brings my attention back to the present. “you scared the fleas off their mangy pelts.” scourge replied. “with Ты here they'll have to give us the forest.”
days passed by. Nothing exiting happened. Then it was the день the clan Кошки had to make their decision. Excitement...
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1.FLIPPY:the most awesome character that ever lived in the history of anything. i would give anything for him to be real.(even though everyone would be dead)

2.DOVEWING:misunderstood cat with powers that help shape her clan's future every day.

3.SPOTTEDLEAF:loyal, sweet, gentle medicine cat who will always be remembered even after she's long gone.

4.SCOURGE:amazing leader who can kill another of his kind with the flick of a paw. hardly shows any emotion other than anger. holds grudges easily and takes his revenge better than the grudge herself.

5.SILVERSTREAM:kind riverclan she cat. her death was...
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