User: I didn't know Ты could play Twister all by yourself.
Cleverbot: I didn't know Ты could play the cello online either.
User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.
Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.
User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.
Cleverbot: Ты spelled fear wrong...
User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.
Cleverbot: Probably, but he или she wouldn't want to admit it.
User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.
Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that Ты can see that Ты di.
User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch.
Cleverbot: A woman is a person.
User: Since when do we pay attention to bad press?!
Cleverbot: I don't know. Do they have a Chinese чай port?
User: Did Alex mention that she's a detective too and her thesis is actually a subpeona we need to serve on Erica?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Erica will be so disappointed in them.
Cleverbot: Seriously? That just blew my mind!
User: And I thought Canada's main exports were hockey and кленовый, клен syrup.
Cleverbot: No, actually, pie is clearly dominate.
User: You're not that special... Welcome to the human race!
Cleverbot: Hello melinda, I'm interested in the research you've been doing here on human instrumentality. Could Ты bring me up to speed with your current work?
User: I'll curb my enthusiasm when we have this freak locked in a box.
Cleverbot: But Ты can't think.
Cleverbot: I didn't know Ты could play the cello online either.
User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.
Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.
User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.
Cleverbot: Ты spelled fear wrong...
User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.
Cleverbot: Probably, but he или she wouldn't want to admit it.
User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.
Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that Ты can see that Ты di.
User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch.
Cleverbot: A woman is a person.
User: Since when do we pay attention to bad press?!
Cleverbot: I don't know. Do they have a Chinese чай port?
User: Did Alex mention that she's a detective too and her thesis is actually a subpeona we need to serve on Erica?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Erica will be so disappointed in them.
Cleverbot: Seriously? That just blew my mind!
User: And I thought Canada's main exports were hockey and кленовый, клен syrup.
Cleverbot: No, actually, pie is clearly dominate.
User: You're not that special... Welcome to the human race!
Cleverbot: Hello melinda, I'm interested in the research you've been doing here on human instrumentality. Could Ты bring me up to speed with your current work?
User: I'll curb my enthusiasm when we have this freak locked in a box.
Cleverbot: But Ты can't think.
♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest Ты all Присоединиться in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest Ты all Присоединиться in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
Funny Cat
2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
6- The road to success is always under construction
7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8- If Ты die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
10- What Ты call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what Ты call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hope Ты like them :)
O.O
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first Вопрос what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of Книги do Ты read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d Ты go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the Готика style!
Reporter:What do Ты like to hum или sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first Вопрос what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of Книги do Ты read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d Ты go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the Готика style!
Reporter:What do Ты like to hum или sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with еще wise words.
a wise man once сказал(-а) (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) сказал(-а) a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Друзья the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope Ты do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I сказал(-а) befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see Ты in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once сказал(-а) (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) сказал(-а) a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Друзья the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope Ты do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I сказал(-а) befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see Ты in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
-if Ты Любовь Аниме and Twilight,
then Ты are going to Любовь this!
-They are making an Аниме series of the saga!
еще and еще the rumor of an Аниме Twilight Показать is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight Аниме until 2013!
Sent in by (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests Ты could try
1: Ask really stupid Вопросы like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so Ты can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them Ты know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask Ты for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as Ты can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid Вопросы like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so Ты can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them Ты know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask Ты for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as Ты can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
The Wolf Pack
