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User: I'll do it when I'm pregnant.


Cleverbot: Are Ты really typing now или is it all computerised.


User: Well come on man, you're a small guy. What size shoe do Ты wear? I wear a size 13. Ты look like a 9 или ... What, like an 8?


Cleverbot: And you're a guy! You've got tiny feet!


User: You're exactly right. I'm just sayin', you're right.


Cleverbot: Do Ты think all these Вопросы are coming from 1 person?

User: Ты keep doing that and I'm gonna drop this kid right here.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you're just not as smart as Ты used to be.

User: They say that this should be served at room temperature, but it's best cold: Revenge.

Cleverbot: Not quite alive?! Ты are a machine. Why can't Ты accept this?
AS Ты can tell, i am no longer going into the spot where i should of wrote this. To all members of the Болталка spot i am sorry it's just a fighting issue. I'm not posting this in the TDI spot becuase i am leaving that spot. Ты guys just keep on fighting! Please, please stop it! Ты are wrecking the Fanpop family, and Ты are breaking my heart. Please, i am begging you! If Ты have any kindness left in you, please just say sorry.



FORGIVE AND FORGET,LIFE IS TOO SHORT WITHOUT REGRETS.


This is stupid! Fighting, i mean when i first joined fanpop, there was no fighting at all. Now there is about 3 people leaving a day. So if Ты want about only 60 out of the 1461 fans, go ahead. But im done with it.
posted by rolie1
MY CAT BUBBA WILL WALK ACROSS ME TO GET 2 PLACES... SO ONE день I WAS SLEEPING I WAS HAPPY,PEACEFUL, AND EVERYTHING U COULD IMAGINE UNTIL... BUBBA JUMPS ON THE постель, кровати AND I GUESS HE WANTED TO GET 2 THE OTHER SIDE SO HE WALKED ACROSS MY HEAD 2 GET THERE.... THAT WOKE ME UP AND IT WAS LIKE 5:00 IN THE MORNING... I WAS MAD SO MY MOM YELLED AT HIM 4 ME..... THE Далее MORNING I WAS SO TIRED...

AND SOMETIMES IF BUBBA WANTS 2 GET TO THE OTHER SIDE HE WILL STILL WALK ACROSS MY HEAD! BUT I DONT GET MAD MUCH ANYMORE BUT ITS SO FUNNY... SO THAT WAS MY STORY ABOUT MY HILARIOUS/FUNNY CAT BUBBA

THE END... -BY ROLIE1!!!
posted by grasshopper101
Okay so one день my mom was Главная alone and she walked into the house and there was a белка sitting on the couch. My mom started screaming and the белка started flying all over the house!! She stood on the back of the диван, мягкий уголок and the белка flew all around her and she was like so scared!!! She called my dad and told him to come Главная so he did and then when he walked in the door he got my remote car and it finally flew out the door!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!! She was scared every night to go to sleep for like 8 weeks cause she thought the белка was in her bed!!!
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
I'm tired. Very tired. I got hardly any sleep last night, I was too busy on fanpop. Damn Ты fanpop!

Did Ты know, I had a science test today? Well, Ты do now. And it went into break. Yes, the whole of break! I thought that we were going to get some time to chill afterwards but oh no, I had to go straight to English, grrr.
And I'd finished the test; so I may as well have gone outside and been able to eat! Because then I was just hungry and I wait another two hours to eat something. :(
And meanwhile, my friend got to do it in another room, because last time she talked too much in the exam hall,...
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For reasons as of yet unknown, Fanpop seems to have something against the website b L o g s p o t . c o m -- posting Ссылки from this site will cause Ты to get temporarily suspended.
We first noticed this when I tried to link a blog from that site with my 'main' account, lucius_malloy, and got temporarily suspended. Later this happened with a total of five other accounts: luciusmalloy (my first back-up account), harrypotterbest, Accio_Pandorica, lumiss and Gemonkus.
We have contacted Fanpop about this issue and are hoping for a reply soon, but in the mean time, we are warning Ты against posting...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
5) Flyleaf
Flyleaf is a Christian rock band with inspiring and powerful lyrics belted out by the amazing Lacey Mosley. Their albums are Flyleaf and Memento Mori, which is еще recent. Some songs of their best songs are "Sorrow," "Again," and "Tiny Heart."


4) All Time Low
Members are Jack Barakat, Zack Merrick, Rian Dawson, and lead singer Alex Gaskarth, and they're all incredibly good-looking. The pop punk band plays songs that remind me of summer, partying with friends, and the occasional heartbreak. Some must-listen-to songs by them are "Coffee Магазин Soundtrack," "Toxic Valentine," and "Poison."...
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1. chewed chewing gum under your таблица must never be wasted once in your mouth the taste is like OMG it tastes of syliva

2. If Ты lick your sweat Ты can see the future

3. screaming every time someone calls your name is normal

4. yur teacher has seen Ты in da душ no JOKE

4. people be sick on Ты all the time right want to know why it because your ugly

5.i am your biological father i am also your grandma i have no teeth

6.Aliens will abduct Ты one день and steal your brain

7.you will live on a farm

8.im sorry but Ты see dat guy behind u he is going to kill Ты

9. i like flying wid da monkeys

10. Ты cany dance или sing so PLEASE STOP TRYING

11. i am a pervert and im comming for Ты Эй, sexi
This is for a very nice and friendly person, that Ты know as Animefan66 (Kasey) and I know as the greatest person ever.
This Статья is written for all the meanhearted people to Kasey.

Thank Ты so much to the people who are nice to Kasey and respect him. =]

There are people are here that are very mean to Kasey, and I feel that if Ты have nothing good или nice to say to Kasey. THEN KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND DON'T SPEAK AT ALL!!

I don't see how anyone can be so mean to one person on a daily basis. Its rude, mean and disrespectful.If Ты had a сердце Ты would keep your Комментарии to yourselves,...
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1. "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.

2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

3. "For use on Животные only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

4. "For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.

6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling...
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posted by breebree446
• Specify that this order is "To Go".
• At midnight, ask if Ты are too early for Breakfast.
• When ordering, start talking about the problems Ты were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it.
• Laugh loudly when asked if Ты would like fries with your order.
• When asked if they can take your order, tell them Ты are just looking and drive off.
• Tell them Ты have to use the bathroom - Don't Order anything.
• Order a hamburger, no bun with two ketchup sachets – That’s all.
• When they hand Ты your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your...
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