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Why can't i be loved? ((warning VERY strong sadness))

posted by hetaliaitaly

This young boy kept from sight
crying into the middle of the night
he fears that others will sense the shame
but was this boy really too blame?
this little boy who was full of belief
could not from him seem to find relief
he feels so dirty with his clothes which are tore
when he is being flung on the bedroom floor
this broken child Остаться в живых his innocence at a very young age
through a trusted mans deliberate drunken rage
his little broken сердце was full of pain
through the rest of his life it would stain
people would see the bruises that lay upon his face
he wanted and longed for his special place
while...

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how i got my key: and stuff

posted by ssook78

me: omg where are my keys *looks at sister* ......
*cuts her open and gets her guts out and finds my keys* there it is
mom: O_O
dad: o_o
brother: mommy!
me: uhhh hi?
sister: moves arms
me: heh heh *shoots my family*

LALALA!

HEH HEH ITS OKAY LITTLE TEDDY BEAR! *twitches eyes*

o_o

hi

heh heh *rocks* i Любовь Ты teddy
MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! he he lalalalalalala
rockysss lelele
hehehehehe
look over there
hehehehe
MWAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHA!
cat: meow!
me:huh no mr.whiskers its me ssook
my friend: AHHH!!!
o_o

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People naming their kids after Facebook *facepalm*

posted by smileypop9

Link I found this on: link

Just when we thought Facebook couldn’t impact our lives anymore, it found another way.

An Israeli couple has named their baby Like, after the Like button on Facebook. We’ve heard some unique names in our time, but this one is a bit silly. The couple claims they thought the name sounded “modern and innovative.”

Facebook did not pay the couple, obviously, but this incident shows how large a role social media play in our lives. Далее thing Ты know, parents will start naming their children, Facebook. Wait, that actually happened earlier this year! A man in Egypt named his daughter Facebook to express “his joy at the achievements made by the January 25 youth.”

Now we turn to our community. What do Ты think of these names? What’s the most unusual name you’ve ever heard of?

Thanks for reading.

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Isn't it....?

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Isn't it amazing how song lyrics can describe exactly how Ты feel? Ты can listen to a song, and each word aches through your body like a personal message to you. Reminds Ты that someone understand your confusion, your hurt, your situation.

Isn't it brilliant when unintentionally Ты smile the biggest smile you've ever smiled. That smile that Ты thought Ты would never smile again.

Isn't it ridiculous how a friend can go from being a great friend, to a worst enemy overnight? Ты have one argument and "BAM"! Ты hate eachother, you've Остаться в живых someone that used to make Ты smile, and now instead...

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Pilot Rules

posted by Icepaw_Kenobi

1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

2. If Ты push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If Ты pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless Ты keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.

3. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.

4. It's always better to be down here wishing Ты were up there than up there wishing Ты were down here.

5. The ONLY time Ты have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

6. The propeller is just a big Фан in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, Ты can actually watch...

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squirl!!!

posted by makaela2216

I was like tottaly walking in my backyard yesterday and saw a squirl.Is that normal??? i always thaught Ты should see squirls in space.
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My Друзья say that i'm delirous(or however Ты spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer Статья so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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The no good final act или is it

posted by Kanji

The еще Ты squrimed the harder he bit Ты and all of a sudden Ты felt a shock of pain that began to grow to your heart"STOP!"you screamed but he just held onto Ты tighter as your body began to shake violently.Breathing started to became еще and еще frantic.You heard the door slam open and some1 yell "vince take your filthy hands off her"it sounded like felix? then he was dragged off of you.His face changed from felix to vince 'wtf'you thought Ты were still shaking violently...
~Felix's Pov
I looked over at _ and saw her shaking violently and her getting very pale.I ran over to her and...

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20 Things I Did and Thought as a Kid

posted by hello_sun

When I was little...

1. I got "plumber" and "plunger" mixed up alot.
2. I thought it was illegal for someone to see someone else naked.
3. I thought people still got wool from "shearing овца, овцы when their 'hair' was too long" like they Показать Ты in fairs and shit.
4. I thought airplanes flew on electric energy.
5. I thought a "tower" was a kind of towel.
6. I thought a person's сердце was сердце shaped.
7. I thought paint came from colourful fruit.
8. Although I didn't think Дети came from the stork, I thought women got pregant randomly, but after they got married.
9. I opened containers twisting the cap...

Johnny Lightning Episode 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chongjin, North Korea. A town Далее to the Sea Of Japan.

Guards: *Walking along a stone wall*
Guard 3: *Looks at a утка in the water, then smokes a cigarette*

While he was looking away, the утка turned out to be part of a hat, worn by CIA agent, Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Gets out of the water, and punches the North Korean guard*
Narrator: Out cold. Now it's time to find the explosives.
Johnny: *Finds a silo, and pushes on a panel, revealing a secret door. He goes inside, and finds missiles, C4, and several barrels of nitro glycerin*
Guard: *Turns around*
Johnny: *Shoots him with his 1911R1*
Guard: *Falls...

About Me Part 2

posted by Kibahina96

My Dream: Go To FullMetal Alchemist and meet Alphonse(Al). (Yeah I know. be quiet.I dont tell Ты what to dream about!!!)

My best friend: My laptop and anime. (No im not a nerd. Im just shy.)
Избранное Color: Black
Why i like that color: Its the color of a Волки мех and alot of Животные and i Любовь Волки and animals.
Pets: I have one dog named Princess. (She's a Jack Russell and Chiwawa mix.)
Избранное music: Country and Pokemon или anime.
Well thats it I guess.

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Teen Choice Awards 2013

posted by nivi20997

FINAL TIDE OF NOMINEES ANNOUNCED FOR "TEEN CHOICE 2013" AIRING SUNDAY, AUGUST 11, LIVE ON FOX

"The Heat" and "Man of Steel" Lead Third Wave with Most Nominations
Lucy Hale, Ian Somerhalder, Laura Marano and Leven Rambin among Choice Stars Scheduled to Appear

The final tide of nominees has been announced for TEEN CHOICE 2013, airing LIVE Sunday, Aug. 11 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. "The Heat" and "Man of Steel" lead the third wave with five nominations each, while cable drama "The Fosters" garnered four nominations.

Fans ages 13-19 can vote once each день per category for their...

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Things to do with the Karate Dummy Bob

posted by Euri

Bob!

Here are some things to do with the dummy Bob,

1. Practice karate on Bob
2. Dress Bob up
3. Use Bob as a boat
4. Use Bob to help Ты make a fort
5. Use Bob as a tree
6. Use Bob to lighten your stress by punching and kicking him
7. Use Bob as a way to practice how to fall in slow motion
8. Use Bob to take your anger out by punching and kicking him
9. Use Bob to tie things up on
10. Use Bob to благодарность things up on
11. Use Bob as an audience
12. Have a staring contest with Bob
13. Use Bob reenact David and Goliath
14. Destroy Bob! Mwahahahaha!
15. Learn from Bob how to scowl
16. Learn from Bob how not to scowl
17....

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Spelling corrections

posted by sid1123

So i would like to write about this since it has been happening very often now and i would like to share my thoughts on this very pressing issue .. all of us hav the right to criticize .. But the Вопрос is not how we criticize others или why we do it ... It is what if someone did the same to us .. Not everyone has the ability to take criticism that well.When we say something rude to someone it mostly depends on how they take it. Us fanpoppers have our own way of doing things and we are Болталка who cares but we should not hurt others .Because of this we fail to correct our biggest mistake which...

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45 Цитаты A La Melancholia

posted by cute20k

Okay, I don't really cry a lot but these Цитаты are all a little sad. They're in no particular order.

1. "A million words wouldnt bring Ты back, I know because I tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried."

2. "When you're in Любовь and Ты get hurt, it's like a cut, it will heal with time but the scars will never fade"

3. "What happens when he's your prince charming, but you're not his cinderella?"

4. "The worst feeling in the world is giving all the Любовь Ты have and knowing it will never be returned"

5. "You probably won't remember me. I'm probably ancient history. I'm one...

Johnny Lightning Episode 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Flemington, New Jersey.

Johnny: *Walks into Allied Vision to get new glasses*
Receptionist: Hello Mr. Lightning. Jim will be with Ты shortly.
Johnny: Thank you. *Sits down, and looks at the magazines*
Narrator: When I was a kid, the Highlights magazines were one of my избранное to read, and I still take an occasional glance here and there.

A blond woman walked into the store, and pointed a gun at Johnny.

Woman: Mr. Lightning, I have a friend who wishes to speak with Ты outside.
Johnny: Very well. *Walks outside with the woman*
Receptionist: *Looks at the woman's gun, and puts her finger on a white...

The Nut House Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. Ты can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 9: Movie Night

David: *Flipping burgers* Today's not as busy as I expected.
Liz: Yeah, I agree. Makes me worry about tomorrow.
Mr. Nut: *Walks into the kitchen* David, and Liz.
David: I think I know why.
Mr. Nut: Summer is just around the corner, and Ты know what...

Super Anna and Elsa

posted by Mrbiskit

Note: The Холодное сердце franchise is owned by Disney. This is a story I first wrote on first Fanpop account Windrises.

Princess Anna entered the living room of the kingdom and сказал(-а) "Elsa I have a plan."

Queen Elsa сказал(-а) "Oh no. What is it?"

Anna сказал(-а) "Lets be super heroes."

Elsa сказал(-а) "What?"

Anna сказал(-а) "All around the city there's crimes and innocent people getting robbed. I'm sick of it so I'm going to do save the city by stopping all the villains."

Elsa сказал(-а) "Do Ты have any idea what you're doing?"

Anna сказал(-а) "Do I ever?"

Elsa сказал(-а) "Well if you're willing to accept the duties of being a super hero I...

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The Shaggy Собаки Theme

posted by coolkatstar

I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" или "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He сказал(-а) "I'd like to have one too." Then I сказал(-а) "But this is a dog". He сказал(-а) he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He сказал(-а) I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...

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HOW TO CHOOSE THE RIGHT BAG

posted by ShiningsTar542

who are looking for just the right bag to use day-to-day?Today we will give Ты some tips on how to choose. :)

Color:

Think about it. If this is a bag Ты are going to use every day, then Ты want it to match what Ты are wearing. или maybe Ты don't care. And if not then go ahead and buy that bright оранжевый bag! But if Ты do care, then think about getting a color that will go with everything like black, gray или brown.

Material:

This depends on what Ты like. Leather is classic but hard to clean. Fabric gets dirty easily. Synthetic leather could be the easiest to clean, but is sometimes looks really...

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Subcultures: Industrial.

posted by I_love_Mikey

Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...