Link: Hey, look, its an eskimo
Zunari: Hello
Link: Let me guess. Your crazy as shit too. What's your story. Ты live in a fucking freezer.
Zunari: Not really. When Ты look at all the psychopaths and idiots in this city, someone has to have some sanity
Link: Oh, okay. So, what's wrong with you
Zunari: Well, Ты see, I have this безопасно, сейф here, but, every time I close the store at night, someone always comes here and steals from me. It's maddening.
Link: so, wait, Ты just have this big жопа, попка безопасно, сейф lying in the open of your office, and pretty much anyone can steal it
Zunari: Well, yes, that's exactly it
Link:...
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