Probably your reaction to Pokemon Story

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Windwakerguy430 If that's my reaction the The Pokemon Story, I'd hate to see my reaction to 120 Days of Blueblood

Canada24 Hahaha probably same

Windwakerguy430 Or worse. Who knows

deathding Exactly. Heck, I did an entire review of it. God I hate that fanfic.

Episode from my, dark humored, fourth Стена themed, spoof series..

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PATRIOT SPOOF (uncensored):

CHAPTER 1:

Joining the American revolution of 1776.

Benjamin Martin, a veteran of the French and Indian war is still not yet involved in the warfare against England.

Partically due to his wife being dead, and it's up to him alone to take care of his seven childrun.

Benjamin himself was found in a barn, trying to make a rocking chair, he finally seemed to have one, but it broke.

Benjamin Остаться в живых his temper and threw it away in anger, revealing twenty other failed tries also, but when he saw one of his small childrun watching, he calmed himself down, probably not wanting...

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What's Your Take - Статья 99 - BLOWnoa's Darker Side

posted by Windwakerguy430

For those of Ты that own a Playstation, I'm sure Ты know of the PS mascot Klonoa. It is an amazing franchise. However, there is a fanfic that is so poorly written, I think it is right up there on bad Creepypastas such as The Kill Waker and Jeff the Killer. That fanfic is Klonoa's Darker Side.
So, it starts with the main character giving the game to his friend to borrow. Soon after, he gets the game back. However, there is one problem with the Klonoa game. It has been cursed. Guess how this happened........ His best friend cursed the game. How? I don't fucking know. The story never explains...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 6

posted by Windwakerguy430

King of Red Loins: And here it is, The Great бухта, залив Isla- OH MY GOD (Sees destroyed Island)
Link: ........ Ты sure it ain't Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened
Postman: Link, I for some reason saw what happened. Ты see a dark storm came and kick this islands ass.... Well, if island's had asses, I'm sure the storm would have kicked it. Anyway, Jabu Jabu was able to escape
Link: Wait, Jabu Jabu is still alive
Postman: Yep
Link: Who else is alive. Huh. Gorons? Zoras? Those weird things from Ikana Canyon. Ты know what, screw it, I wont Вопрос the goddamn world of this place
Postman. Well,...

Boss Bits - Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. today, we'll be looking at bosses from the XBox Original exclusive Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge. Crimson Skies is a game that I really like...... Okay, I should be еще specific. Crimson skies is a game where Ты play as Nathan.... Zachary, not Nathan селезень, дрейк from Uncharted. In Crimson Skies, Ты play the whole game in a fighter plane around the год 1940. Now, its a lot еще fun then Ты think, and the bosses prove this well.
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: паук Zeppelin
The паук Zeppelin starts out as just an ordinary Zeppelin. Nothing special until...

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Windwakerguy: Ace Attorney Part 2

posted by Windwakerguy430

Court Lobby
10:40 January 20
Wind Waker Guy- Uh. I'm real nervous. How am I going to get through this
Happy Yappy- Mr. Wind Waker Guy. I got here as fast as I could. I wanted to ask Ты something
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- Can I be there on the defendant stand with you
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- I don't want Ты to do this alone. Unless Ты want to, of course
Wind Waker Guy- Well, Ты did help me get some evidence. I guess it won't matter
Happy Yappy- OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
Chuck- Wind Waker Guy. I'm glad to see you...uh... Wind Waker Guy. One of THEM is right behind you
Wind...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 5 - Pictures Say A Thousand Words

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Link: So, what's the Далее place we need to go to
Tetra: We need to head to Lenzo's Pictograph Магазин to help him out with his desire.
Link: Why do I give a shit about what he desires
Tetra: If we help him, he'll give us stuff
Link: Ты had me at stuff
(Later, in Pictograph Shop)
Lenzo: (With shaky voice) Hey, young boy, I need your help
Link: As long as stuff is involved, I will
Lenzo: Listen, I'm a creeper, and I like to... take pictures of everyone in town, but, I am under house arrest, so, I need Ты to go and take pictures of everyone.
Link: So, your telling me to help a creepy psycho by taking pictures...

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Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Part 6

posted by Windwakerguy430

Rebecca: (On roof with Chuck) Okay, now, lets go over it again. Who are we looking for
Chuck: TK
Rebecca: And why are we looking for him
Chuck: To prove to the world he was the one who started the outbreak
Rebecca: Good. Now, do not forg- (One час later)
Chuck: So, who are we looking for
Rebecca: I thought I told Ты not to- (Sees helicopter) There he is
Chuck: Ah ha. I see him. We better go stop him, huh
Rebecca: What;s this we stuff. Your going to fight him, and I'm gonna watch
Chuck: Your always so helpful (Smiles)
(Later)
Chuck (In elevator with Rebecca) Get behind me (Elevator door opens to see...

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What's Your Take - Статья 153 - Mini Rants Part 3

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone. And, I give Ты the last of my rants, for now at least. But, for now, lets go over the third rant of things that bug me in this world.

Bed Bugs - Yet another one of God’s mistakes. Though, unlike birds, these fucking things just don’t know when to fuck off. These things have no purpose to exist other than to suck your blood and invade your home. It’s as if they’re a bunch of aliens from outer Космос stealing your blood to use for testing… but, that’s a little too much. But, seriously, they come into your house, drink your blood, and leave the ugliest set of marks...

Chapter 5

posted by Canada24

Rick and Shane took an hogtied Randell with them to on thir trip that ended up taking them to an abandoned Public Works Station, 18 miles away from the the farm house.

At one point Randell admitted that he went to school with Maggie.

Shane snapped and punched him square in the nose.

"Oh, was that your nose? Cause I'm pretty sure that was your nose?" Shane mocked.

"Your crazy!" Randell cried.

"I'm not crazy! (takes out his classic pistol and points it at Randell) THIS IS CRAZY!" Shane screamed, as his eyes twitched from his growing insanity.

Rick, seeing the kids fear, insured Randell that Shane wasn't...

Windwakerguy430 VS Memes: Episode 6 - Trollface

posted by Windwakerguy430

Today, we will be talking about Tro------ Sorry, Tro--------- Ahem..... We'll be looking at Trolls, OH!!! So, before lets look at the Trolls history.
Back then, trolls were everywhere. However, there wasn't a picture at all of what a Troll looked like. So, when a Deviant Art user made this, it soon got famous. However, the Trollface didn't truly become famous until a comic titles Cool Face was created. Since then, this face has been the Trolls trademark.
A Troll face is usually used to Показать a character who gets enjoyment out of annoying others. It has been used in many Rage Comics and has even gone to us cartoon and movie characters.
Now, for the final score. The final score for Trollface is a Fail. Honestly. It's a Troll Trademark. What were Ты guys expecting. With that I will see Ты all Далее time

What's Your Take - Статья 71 - облако Mows the Lawn???

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as облако Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final Фэнтези 7. And if Ты know me, you'd know that Final Фэнтези 7 is one of my Избранное games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with облако mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about облако looking...

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What's Your Take - Статья 165 - Bong Chong- Oh, Forget It

posted by Windwakerguy430

So, there is only one last Bong Chong Dong story. The last one. Will this one be better than the first, или will it be just as bad as the second. Only one way to find out.
So, this story starts with the girl from the first story… Ты know… That girl from the first story. So, she is on a bus, in what has to be the reddest tunnel in existence. I mean, seriously, why is there so much red in one tunnel. Is this some sort of Korean belief I don’t know about. I don’t know.
So, the girl falls asleep, only to wake up, to see that everyone else is asleep. Yeah, because, red is such an amazing sleeping...

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What's Your Take - Статья 125 - Highschool of the Dred

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well, this one has been on the chopping block for a while, and, since its October, and since this Аниме is kind of a horror Аниме (Thought, that's debatable) I think now is the best time to talk about the anime, Highschool of the Dead.
Now, this is the first Аниме that has zombies in it. Now, I Любовь anything with zombies, from games, like Left 4 Dead, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, and Dead Rising, Фильмы like Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, and Land of the Dead, and Телевидение shows like The Walking Dead........ Okay, so thats the only Показать I know that has zombies in it. But, when I heard there was...

Boss Bits - Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello everyone and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be looking at the bosses from the game that people say is the greatest game ever made... That would be Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the N64.... Then remade fro Gamecube.... Then remade again for the 3DS.. Ты get the idea. Ocarina of Time is a game that supposedly turned the gaming world on its head. It's pretty good. It had great story, great overworld, and great graphics (At the time). But, what I think makes this game unique are the bosses... Lets take a look at them
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: Gohma
Now, this boss is pretty much one...

What's Your Take - Статья 167 - Jasper Park Degrating Season

posted by Windwakerguy430

So, I promised I would read еще Alpha and Omega fanfics…… much to my displeasure, so, here is the Далее one, known as Jasper Park Mating Season….. Haven’t even read it, and already, I regret my decision.
So, it starts with Kate washing herself… And, before Ты ask, I can’t tell if they are Волки или anthropomorphic creatures. I really isn’t explained. Anyway, Lily comes by, and so, they then talk about mating season. Oh, boy, here we go again with this shit. So, after that embarrassing conversation, they Переместить to another embarrassing conversation, which is talking about Humphrey’s…....

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Windwakerguy430's вверх 50 Избранное Аниме Openings

posted by Windwakerguy430

(Warning: Список contains Strong violence and Nudity.... But, this is the Аниме club, and Аниме always has that, so Ты guys are okay with that)
You get the picture, lets start.... But, first, rules. Only one Аниме from a whole series, including its spin-offs, I do not have to watch the Аниме to include the opening, and my opinion on the opening does not reflect my opinion on the Аниме itself. I could utterly despise the Аниме but like the opening. Okay, then, lets start.

50: OP from Panty and чулок with Garterbelt
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49: Sora Mimi Cake from Azumanga Daioh
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48: Shooting звезда from Onegai Teacher...

If your interested here's my Freddy Krueger one, tell me if Ты want the sequel

posted by Canada24

Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored by a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized перчатка, перчатки weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told Ты if Ты keep falling asleep, their gonna kick Ты outta here"...

быстрый, стремительный, свифт Justice: Ace Attorney Case 2-3 - The Masked Turnabout (Part 4)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Court Lobby
10:55 a.m. June 16th

Swift: Two entry ways. Thats just perfect
Lilly: But, haven't Ты noticed that jessica has not come into court
Swift: Marcus already сказал(-а) she refuses to testify against Lou
Lilly: But, Swift. I feel like she isn't telling me everything. I can't blame her, not wanting to testify in front of Lou
Swift: Well, if Ты think so. I guess we could get her onto the stand. But first, we'll have to cross-examine Leroy first. Once he's done, then we'll Переместить on to Jessica *I hope we can*

Courtroom No. 3
11: 00 a.m. June 16th

Judge: Court will now reconvene
Swift: The defense is ready,...

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Windwakerguy430's вверх Ten Most Hated Movie Cliches

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, everyone loves movies. They have been around since the 1920’s and they have even brought us all some amazing films… BUT, there are things in Фильмы that just plain piss me off. So, I present to Ты all my Список for the вверх Ten Worst Movie Cliches… In my opinion.

#10: Shaking Camera AND 360 Turn - This one is a tie between two cliches that are pretty similar. The Shaking Camera is when the camera shakes like crazy, and can’t keep still for еще than two seconds. I feel like I’m gonna get sick just looking at it. It’s camera movement like this that made me not like the Blair Witch...