Probably your reaction to Pokemon Story

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Windwakerguy430 If that's my reaction the The Pokemon Story, I'd hate to see my reaction to 120 Days of Blueblood

Canada24 Hahaha probably same

Windwakerguy430 Or worse. Who knows

deathding Exactly. Heck, I did an entire review of it. God I hate that fanfic.

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Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Part 10 - Finale

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Chuck: (Sits in chair)
TK: Hey, Chuck, guess what. I have your daughter and Stacey
Chuck: Ha, jokes on you, she's invisible
Katey: Dad, seriously, help us
Chuck: You'll never find her
Katey: Dad, please help us
Chuck: She will never fall for your tricks
Katey: .................. I'm invisible
Chuck: Oh my god, there in trouble. I gotta save them (Runs off)
(Later, in Arena)
Chuck: Now, where are the-
TK: (Tazzes him) Now how does that feel
Chuck: AHHH I LIKE PIE
TK: Hm (Tazzes him some more)
(Later)
Chuck: (Wakes up, hanging from rope) Oh, man, all the blood is rushing to my head
Katey: Dad, help
Stacey: Please,...

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What's Your Take - Статья 117 - Sonic NOT EXE 2

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Today, I will be reviewing Sonic.EXE 2. Well, how is it. Well, lets just say секунда verse same as the first.... In other words, IT SUCKS.
So, it is about these two detectives, Derek and Chelsea who, oddly, are brother and sister. So, they are investigating this crime about this killer who rips open peoples mouth and carves a number into there chest. The only evidence is a busted computer with the Sonic.EXE game downloaded on it... and let me remind you, they were able to find this on a fucking broken computer.
Anyway, Chelsea starts Актёрское искусство weird and Derek comes to the conclusion that Chelsea...

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What's Your Take - Статья 91 - Jeff the Horror Killer

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Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc Ты Ты overrated prick. Ты suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point...

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Void Chapter One, Part One: Welcome to my world

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???: get in the car Dex

Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell Ты do!

???: yep *starts driving*

Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Both: holy shi*!

Dex: make that 4 times!

???: hold on!

*ERRRCH*

Dex: why the hell did Ты bring me along!?

???: Ты figured out!

Dex: that does not mean that Ты have to bring me with you!

???: in the Фильмы people usually want to tag
along!

Dex: why would Ты think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?

???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!

Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!

???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!

быстрый, стремительный, свифт Justice: Ace Attorney Case 1-3 - The Heartbroken Turnabout (Part 2)

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Court Lobby

Swift: Dear lord, that was too close
Lilly: Don't worry. It could have been worse
Swift: Worse?! I don't have much evidence and were bringing in a witness who saw Ты commit the crime. If I can't get any actual proof, were going to lose this case
Lilly: Don't worry. I know Ты can do it
Swift: !! W-what
Lilly: Here, I have this
Swift: What's this? A letter... I would like to see Ты tonight. I only want Ты to help me bring back the good old days. Please don't refuse. Come to my house at 10:00 on April 1st. Come alone. Signed... MARIAH
Lilly: Yeah, I was a little surprised too
Swift: Why...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 13 - ...Keeps the Doctor Away

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Link: Man, this job is a lot еще fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone by killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears Музыка behind waterfall) What is this. The Музыка is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good...

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What's Your Take - Статья 116 - Very Dirty Movie

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(Some readers may find this disturbing)

So, what do Ты get when Ты get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ Ты get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't...

What's Your Take - Статья 97 - Шрек is Hate, Шрек is Die

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................... What the fuck.............. Seriously......... What the fuck................... What is this abomination of a fanfic................ just what the fuck is this disaster..................... Well, one things for sure, it's known only as Шрек is Love, Шрек is Life.
Now, first off, Warning, this is not something Ты want to see. Unless Ты are okay with its awfulness, turn back now. Anyway, this fanfic is, THANKFULLY, short. But, there is so much a fanfic can do in just twenty seconds. Trust me, this fanfic does it. And it is horrible. Anyway, it starts with a nine-year-old..........

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Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 1

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Narrator: Long ago, in the kingdom of Hyrule, there lived lots of farmers and only one horse. Suddenly, a giant black guy came and set houses on fire. All hope was lost, until a boy dressed in girls clothes came and defeated the giant black man. The possibly homosexual boy was known as the Hero of Time. The land was in peace for years, until the black guy came back, for some reason, and set stuff on огонь again. People hoped the hero would return, but he never did and everyone realized he was just a fucking poser. What happened to the land of Hyrule. None remain who know....... Wait, then how...

What's Your Take - Статья 179 - Death NO!!!te (Spoilers for Death Note)

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So, I want to talk about an amazing Аниме that has so many fans. I watched it, and I can see why people like it so much… BUT, although I do like it… It has its problems. That Аниме is Death Note.
Now, Death Note is an Аниме that is about a school student named Light Yagami, who finds a dangerous book called the Death Note, which gives him the ability to kill anyone whose name is written in the book. This then leads him to create a new world order and kill all the worlds criminals, but he is then being hunted down by the police and L, the worlds greatest detective, but always manages to stay...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 6 - Youth and Revolt

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Link: Okay, so, what do we do Далее on Windfall
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are Ты serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't Ты find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: Ты will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 3 - All Work and No Play

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Link: I swear to god, this is a bunch of bullshit. We have met two people, and got shitty rewards.
Tetra: Well, we still got one еще person on this island to talk to. Mesa
Link: Mesa. Ты mean the lazy bum
Tetra: Well, I'm sure he has a good quest for us
(Later, at Mesa's house)
Mesa: Cut my grass
Link: ........ Really. Cut the grass. I swear, I am doing chores for lazy as shit people.
Mesa: Ты want your reward или not
Link: Well, fine (Walks out and cuts the grass)
Tetra: Well, sure, things may be boring, but, at least we're getting a reward
Link: Really? What? Ten dollars for the Конфеты store
Tetra:...

Zom-Beat: The Prequel Series - Episode 6

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Nate: (Driving through city with Emma and Chris) I can't believe we have to go and get money for a couple of punks
Emma: At least we'll be safe
Chris: Yeah. I just want to find a place where we can eat. God, I'm starving
Nate: Christ, please, just, stay quiet
Chris: Fine, I'll just keep quiet and starve to death
Nate: Good. Do that (Keeps driving, until he comes to bank, only to see a large truck in front of it) What the- (Nate gets out of car) Guys, stay here. I'll be right back (Walks into bank to see robbers trying to brake into the safe, by setting explosives on it)
Robber 1: Come on, man. We...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 13

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Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK Ты (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the Далее Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are Ты still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED

Windwakerguy430's Video Game Parodies Part 1

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Final Фэнтези 7 - Cloud: Okay, everyone, now once were inside, we will have to face an large amount of enemies that come out of nowhere, for some reason, is everybody ready
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't do that,...

What's Your Take - Статья 69 - Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction Ever

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People say that My Immortal is the worst Fanfic ever. Yes, its bad. I mean really bad, but no, it is not the worst. That is The Pokemon Story. Fuck, My Immortal isn't even the worst Harry Potter fanfiction. Yeah, I was surprised to find a fanfic worse then My Immortal, but I'm surprised I found a worse Harry Potter fanfic. The story in Вопрос is Lucius and Draco Malfoy in Squick... Don't know what Squick means. Don't worry, Ты will after this review and you'll regret it in the end.
So, we start of with Lucius being disappointed in his son, Draco, and is going to punish him. Okay, so it doesn't...

быстрый, стремительный, свифт Justice: Ace Attorney Case 1-3 - The Heartbroken Turnabout (Part 1)

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быстрый, стремительный, свифт Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 1-3

Heartbroken Turnabout

Lilly: I-I didn't do it. I swear
Police: LIAR!!! Ты had every right to
Lilly: I swear I didn't
Police: We found evidence that Ты were there. There's no use denying it
Lilly: Please. Ты have to believe me
Police: Well just see how the Judge thinks of this tomorrow. Your going to pay for what Ты did
Lilly: I didn't do it. I didn't kill him
Police: you'll get your just desserts. A bit of cold, hard быстрый, стремительный, свифт justice, to be exact

Court Lobby
April 2nd 10:27 a.m.

Swift: *Okay, Swift. Ты can do this. Its just like the old days, only your on the opposite...

Wind Waker Abridged: After Adventures - Episode 10 - Come from Afar

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Link: So, Tetra, what do we do now
Tetra: Simple (Grabs hold of him) We head to my private quarters, which is my room really, and do it like bunnies
Link: Oh, gladly
(Meanwhile)
Tetra: (Kicks Link, who is sleeping) Wake up, dumbass
Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what's going on
Tetra: Were Ты dreaming again
Link: Unfortunately
Tetra: Well, stop dreaming. Idiots like Ты don't have dreams
Link: (Sarcastic)Wow, thanks
Tetra: You're welcome. Now, get up, we're at Dragon Roost Island
Link: Wait. DRAGON ROOST ISLAND
Tetra: Yeah. Is that a problem
Link: Yes, it is. We can't go on that place
Tetra: Well, we're not leaving...

вверх Ten Scariest Glitches in Video Games - #1 - Mannequins of Riften Honeyside Manor from Skyrim

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Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 7

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King of Red Lions: Now that we have all the orbs, we can finally place them on three islands and get into another temple
Link: FUUUUUUUU-

Blue Statue: (Heavy sigh)
Link: So, are Ты one of the statues I have to, for some reason, place a ball on
Blue Statue: Whatever
Link: Um.... Okay (Places ball on statue)

Red Statue: Who the fuck are you
Link: Um... I came to give Ты this ball
Red Statue: Get the fuck out of my face
Link: I'll just place it here (Places ball on statue)

Green Statue: Wow, man, welcome, bro
Link: Yeah, can Ты hold this
Green Statue: Sure man, I'll hold your ball....... Oh man, man, that...