Probably your reaction to Pokemon Story

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Windwakerguy430 If that's my reaction the The Pokemon Story, I'd hate to see my reaction to 120 Days of Blueblood

Canada24 Hahaha probably same

Windwakerguy430 Or worse. Who knows

deathding Exactly. Heck, I did an entire review of it. God I hate that fanfic.

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Here's what I have so far, for a REAL walking dead spoof..

posted by Canada24

A car is violently flipped over.

"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.

"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.

However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.

"Oh nooo... He's been shot because by the criminals" Shane called out nervously.

Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.

"By the way. If Ты die или fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice сказал(-а) as it was fading away.

AT THE HOSPITAL

The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.

"What Ты do doing!?" Shane cried.

"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first перфоратор, удар, пунш knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.

Stay tuned for more..

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Windwakerguy430's вверх Ten Things In Games That Scared Me As A Kid

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, I was always a gamer. Even when I was 7. However, I wasn’t as Храбрая сердцем while playing games as I am now when I was 7. So, Ты can imagine that their were a lot of terrifying things. So, I am going to tell Ты all the things in games that scared me as a kid. Now, these are all going to be games I played when I was only 7. So, I am not going to put any of the horror games on this list. Also, no Giygas, или Mimi, because those would be too obvious. Sorry. And with all that said, lets start the list

Boulders

#10: Boulders from Crash Bandicoot - Yes, that’s right, I was such a wuss back...

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Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Part 2

posted by Windwakerguy430

Chuck: (Sitting in room, with TV on)
Anchorman: And, in a turn of events, some serious shit went down in Fortune City. And I mean SHIT! Like "Holy crap, dozens of people are dying and no one is doing a damn thing" kind of shit. We will go to our field reporter, Rebecca Chan, who has еще on this crazy shit.
Rebecca: It is revealed that the zombies were released by someone, as an act of terrorism. The following video shows a man who we can not see his face at all, but, for story reasons, we will just assume its Chuck Greene.
Chuck: Oh, they сказал(-а) my name again. Man, I am real Популярное today.
Rebecca:...

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What's Your Take - Статья 95 - Five Nights At Fred- HOLY S**T

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, I have played lots of horror games on the internet. There was Slender: The Arrival with its jump scares and Corpse Party with its psychological horror. But there is a game that mixes both of these together. That game is Five Nights at Freddy's.
Now, this game, is horrifying. And for once, in a good way. It has a lot of good backstory, and the plot is neat, and the actual gameplay is well done. But what really amazed me was the horror of the game. It has both jump scares and psychological horror. I won't talk about the jump scares much, but еще of the psychological horror, as the animatronics...

What's Your Take - Статья 54 - Half Life: Full (Of Crap) Consequences

posted by Windwakerguy430

Okay... This fanfic is so bad and so poorly written... That its just funny. The fanfic I am talking about, is Half Life: Full Life Consequences.
Believe of или not.... Okay, no one, not even myself, believes this, but Gordon Freeman actually has relatives. He has a dad named Henry and a brother named John. This Фан fiction is all about how Henry saved a city with his son. Sounds promising, so how could they fuck it up... Well, how about some of the worst spelling and grammar in the entire world. I swear, its as if this fanfiction was written by a first grader. In fact, I should just Показать you...

Out of boredom, here's something I made for the RolePlay of Saten and Sword

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Best of SATEN TWIST: (Heroic Hothead/Reformed drunk/AppleJack's husband)

AJ: (shortly after Поцелуи him on the lips) There's somethin' ah've been meaning ta tell ya.
Saten: *gasps* Oh god. Your breaking up with me.
AJ: What?
Saten: W Why would Ты Kiss me, and then break up with me.. That is so crue-
AJ: *puts her hooves on him softly* Honey. Relax. Ah'm not breaking up with ya,
Saten: (nervously) Oh.. Right, I I knew that.. (takes a large sip from the пиво still on the lamp таблица Далее to we're their sitting)

AJ: (nuzzling Saten lovingly)
Saten: Huh.. That's so adorable, your like a cat. Only cuter....

Zom-Beat: The Prequel Series - Episode 2

posted by Windwakerguy430

Nate: (In car with Chris)
Chris: Are Ты sure its a zombie outbreak
Nate: Chris, take a look outside (Points at person getting eaten by zombie) How do Ты explain that
Chris: Well, this is New York. Lots of crazy crap happens. Maybe he's a drug pusher
Nate: CHRIS
Chris: Okay, okay, so it is a zombie outbreak. But, how am I supposed to deal with that. Zombie's are not normal
Nate: Oh, they are now
Chris: Where are we going anyway
Nate: Well, first, we need to get Emma
Chris: Ты mean that annoying сука with her breasts being the only thing good about her
Nate: Chris, just shut up before I kick Ты out...

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Windwakerguy430's вверх 20 Scariest Video Game Enemies

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. And I means a LOT! However, there are also the ones that are… terrifying. Now, before I start, some rules. These are only games that I played and only one per franchise. Also, I AM including enemies from horror games, as long as they are scary. Also, they need to have originated from video games, so that means that Slender Man, SCPs, and the Aliens from the Alien games are all out. Now, lets start the list.

Big Sister

#20: Big Sisters from Bioshock 2 - Now, these enemies aren’t all that scary themselves. Its еще of the backstory of them...

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Windwakerguy430's вверх Ten Worst Фильмы I've Ever Seen

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, I have seen some serious shit when it comes to movies. Just because there are so many amazing Фильмы out there doesn’t mean that all of them are amazing. Hell, some of them are the biggest pile of shit ever to rise from Satan’s toilet bowl. So, I am going to tell Ты all the worst Фильмы I have ever seen. First off, these have to be Фильмы that I have seen, so no Еда Fight, Biodome, или any of the animated Титаник movies. However, trust me, there are some real bad choices on this list. Also, forget about seeing The Wicker Man, Birdemic, and The Room on this list, because at least those...

Windwakerguy430's вверх Ten Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Islands

posted by Windwakerguy430

After seeing an April Fool’s joke about the ten best Wind Wanker islands, that got me thinking that I should make my own. And no, not an April Fool’s joke either. I mean a truthful list. Now, before I begin, the rules are that I am not counting any main islands that have dungeons on them, или are major islands. So, Outset Island, Forsaken Fortress, Windfall Island, Dragon Roost Island, Forest Haven, Tower of the Gods, Headstone Island, или Wind Isle are all out. Now, with that said, lets start the list.

Islet of Steel

#10: Islet of Steel - Now, this is a very strange choice, since this...

Windwakerguy430's вверх Ten Bad Endings in Video Games (MAJOR SPOILERS)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, there are a lot of games out there with a lot of endings. Endings in video games are a way to tie up the story loose ends and to reward the player with a sense of satisfaction. However, there are also THOSE endings. Ты know, those endings that are just bad. Now, when I say bad endings, I don’t mean bad as in “These endings are terrible. How could they be released?” I mean those endings that punish Ты for your poor choices throughout the game and give Ты a bad ending. Now, the rules are as followed. Only games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, this should be...

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Windwakerguy430's вверх Ten Worst Video Game Weapons

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, video game have a LOT of weapons in them. Some of them are overpowered, some of them are funny, and some are really cool… And then there are THOSE weapons. Ты know, the ones that make Ты want to avoid them as much as possible. Yeah, THOSE weapons. Now, before I start this, some rules. One, these are only weapons from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, these are not based off design. They are based off the weapons damage and how effective it is. Also, no powerups. So, nothing from Super Mario Bros, Kirby, Sonic, или any platformer. Oh, and the Klobb from Goldeneye...

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Windwakerguy430's вверх Ten Rare Items in Animal Crossing: New Leaf

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, I Любовь Animal Crossing: New Leaf. It’s one of my Избранное games of all time. And, I REALLY Любовь the rare items. Probably because they are based off other Nintendo Games. So, today, I am going to talk about my Избранное items from the game. Why… because no one else has done it and I want to do it before it’s too late. Now, lets start

Fire Bar

#10: огонь Bar - Now, this is the огонь Bar from Super Mario Bros… Even though everyone just called it that thing that spins around огонь balls. This is a cool item because it is ALWAYS spinning. Not to mention that it also plays the NES theme...

Windwakerguy430's вверх Ten Most Hated Zelda Dungeons

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, I already talked about the dungeons in Zelda that I Любовь so much… Sadly though, not all dungeons are fun. Now, all these dungeons are either tedious, boring, или were just plain awful. Now, remember, these are the dungeons I hate. If there is a dungeon that Ты didn’t want to see on here, then I either like it, или it didn’t make the cut. Now, with that said, lets start the list

Savage Labyrinth

#10: Savage Labyrinth from Wind Waker - Now, this a dungeons that goes on FAR too long. Ты have to fight enemy after enemy after enemy. And if that wasn’t bad enough, Ты actually have...

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Windwakerguy430's вверх Ten еще Lovable Douchebags

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, after I made my вверх Ten Lovable Douchebags list, I noticed something. There are a lot еще lovable douchebags out there. So, I wanna talk about the many еще lovable douchebags in gaming. First off, the obvious. Only one game per franchise, and they can not be villains, just people who would be jerks in real life. Now, lets start the list

Kazooie

#10: Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie - Now, this has to be one of the еще nostalgic characters on this list. Kazooie is Banjo’s sidekick who is always making fun of every character Ты meet. And, hell, she’ll even break the 4th Стена еще times...

вверх 5 Things Mario Does Better Than Sonic And вверх 5 Things Sonic Does Better Than Mario

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello Everyone, and, today, I want to compare the two biggest stars in gaming. That would be, Mr. Video Game, Mario “Jumpman” Mario and The Blue Dude with and Attitude, Sonic the Hedgehog. Now, these two have been fighting since the 90’s, even when Sega moved to Nintendo consoles, they still find a way to challenge each other, even if it is in Olympic sports. So, now, I want to compare what one does better than the other. Lets Start with The 5 Things Mario Does Better than Sonic

#5: Mario Was The Original Platformer - Now, when the NES came out, one of the first games to grace it was Super...

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What's Your Take - Статья 103 - NOT Skitty on Wailord CRAPtion

posted by Windwakerguy430

................................ Okay................... What the hell is this............ I think that something like this, finally got to me............. Why............ Because, unlike most things I reviewed is actually 100% true.
Now, this thing, is known as Hot Skitty on Wailord Action..... What's so hot about it. Now, Skitty is a very small Pokemon, where as Wailord is a very large Pokemon. Now, the reason this is true, is because that there is a Pokemon день Care Center. Here, Ты can leave two Pokemon. When Ты leave them, and if one is male and the other is female, they can have an egg....

Windwakerguy430's вверх Ten Most Hated Cartoon Characters

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello everyone, and I was thinking. I did a вверх Ten Hated MLP characters, and a вверх Ten Hated Video Game Characters list, so now, I am thinking of doing a вверх Ten Hated Cartoon Characters list. Now, if Ты like a character that is on this list, remember, this is my list, so my opinion. With that, lets start

10: Eddy's Brother from Ed Edd n Eddy - Now, this Показать knew how to end the series very well. Sadly, this character is just a jerk. Eddy's Brother was also depicted as being a legend who everyone feared and worshipped. However, what he really is is a total jerk who finds joy in torturing his...

What's Your Take - Статья 68 - The Dumbed of Nick

posted by Windwakerguy430

Today we'll be reviewing the Total Drama Island Fanfic known as The Death of Nick.... And I feel ashamed to share the same name as a character from this fanfiction.
Now, before we start, I have to say that I enjoyed Total Drama Island. It was a very good Показать with a great plot, a wonderful cast of characters, and had most of the time spot on humor. But the fanfiction..... Oh boy. So, this story starts off on a positive note. We see the OC character, Nick, get murdered by Trent...... Wait, what? Yeah, this is how the fanfic starts. Not even a секунда in this story and already were getting a murder...

Booze Brothers - Episode 9 - Hell on Earth

posted by Windwakerguy430

(Nick Ответы door)
Nick: Oh my God, how many times are Ты going to knock on this door. Do Ты want me to shoot Ты in the face
Joe: Hey, I am tired of Ты slamming the door in my face. Ты know what. I think Dante won't mind if I kill someone
Nick: Wait what
(Joe pulls out a spiked mace and slams it on the ground)
Nick: Oh shit (Slams door)
Cody: Huh. Who was that
Nick: Cody, where's Alice and Cory
Cody: Cory went to a football game and Alice is at the gun store buying еще ammo
Nick: Then it's just us. Go grab the гитара Axe and Kodama
Cody: Wait, wh-
(Joe breaks door down)
Cody: I'll go get them (Runs...