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Nick: Okay, Alice, just aim and-
Alice: (Fires all the targets with pistol)
Nick: Holy shit, that was awesome, Alice
Alice: Thanks
Nick: Now, lets try with moving targets

Cody: (Playing XBox with Cory)
Cory: Why do Ты suck at this game
Cody: Ты shut your mouth. I'm great (Cody's AI dies)
Cory: Great, huh
Cody: Shut it
Nick: Hey, were back
Cody: Where were Ты two. Robbing old people like the good old fucking days
Nick: No, I was teaching Alice how to use a gun. She even hit all the moving targets without missing once
Cody: Wait, moving targets
Nick: Ты know, the neighborhood cats. She shot everyone of...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be talking about the the sequel to one of the first FPS ever. That game would be Return To замок Wolfenstien. Wolfenstien is a game where Ты play as the American soldier, B.J. Blaskowitz as he fights Nazis, Zombies, Screwed up-abominable monsters, Robots, and a whole mish mash of crap I can't even identify. This game was... Okay, but its nothing like the original. How, Well... The bosses of course

Boss: Olaric
This thing pretty much comes after one of the antagonist, Helga, robs a crypt holding an ancient artifact which brings this abomination...
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быстрый, стремительный, свифт Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 2-3

The Masked Turnabout

???- Ha. There here. just as planned
Howard- Hey, Leroy. What's that over there
Leroy- Some улица, уличный performer, I guess
Howard- What's he running from
Leroy- ...I think he's running after something
Howard- Your right. He looks like he's running at...
*Slice* *Slice* *Slice*
???- The plan may be a little different. But, it will still work

Swift Justice Law Office
June 14th 12:00 p.m.

Lilly: Swift. How are Ты doing today?
Swift: As always, Lilly, I'm fine
Lilly: Sorry. I'm just wondering when were going to get to the Далее step of my training
Swift: Just...
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BACKSTORY:
As I said. This is based off the first story I EVER made, originally written in the time Call of Duty 3 came out (2006).
And it's inspired by the game.. Epically the character, Sgt Eric Rock, who was originally based off Call of Duty 3's character Sgt Frank MucCullin.


FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James ворона was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed by one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks...
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Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take Ты to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t Ты cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t Ты squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold Ты firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
Ты weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white фургон, ван with Конфеты in the back
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Anchorman: And so, it is proven that, after zombies entered the bunker, there are no survivors left in fortune city. The military has ordered a firebombing later today. So, for those of Ты outside the city, Ты better enjoy the view while it lasts. I mean those bombs will do some fucked up shit to that place. I'm mean its gonna fuck that place up......... Now for sports.
Chuck: Dear god....... I think I left the water running at home.
Stacey: I can't believe were gonna die.
Sullivan: I know. I'm gonna die... With Ты assholes. I would rather have suffocated to death in shit, then die in a bunker...
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Hello everyone, and today, I thought since I did a вверх ten Избранное Аниме list, I should do a вверх ten most hated. Now, what are some of the worst Аниме I have ever seen. Well, lets find out. (Nite, I have only seen three bad animes, so I looked online to find some bad ones. Just to let Ты guys know)

10: Midori Days - Now, this is an Аниме that just has a stupid concept. It is about a gangster who can't get a girlfriend, until one day, his goddamn hand turns into a cute girl.... Just... What. I would have let this slide if it weren't for the stupid characters and cheesy plot. Sure, it is a romantic...
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???: what is the status?

Guy: I got a extra life!

???: ... anything on the war?

Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!

???: Henry! what did they say?

Henry: they would support us

???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...

Dex: Ты know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...

Henry: not true... Лондон and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground или in chaos

Dex: well fuc*

Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell

???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!

Henry: God save the queen!

Dex: God save the world...
Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way или another I find disgusting, immature sex или rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... Ты see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets...
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Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with радуга Dash, and we were going to Переместить into a very nice house by a кекс factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the хобот, ствол of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What Ты really want...
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What in the name of god. They are already ready remaking Grand Theft Auto 5.
Now, don't get me wrong. I Любовь Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one год old, and already they are remaking it for PlayStation 4 and XBox One. Seriously, Ты should at least give a game some time to age before Ты remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people сказал(-а) is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are Ты remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
*ding dong*

???: what is it?

Henry: hello Simon

Simon: Henry! Ты still wearing that tux?

Henry: every chance I get

Simon: heh... oh... Ты brought soldiers

Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?

Marcus: no idea...

Henry: Ты seem calmer since the last time a saw you...

Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are Ты here?

Henry: we need Ты back

Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!

Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.

Simon: why don't fight your own war!

Henry: Ты are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.

Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach Ты

Henry: Ты and I both know that he still has some sanity left...

Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
#80: Corpse Party: Tortured Souls



Now, there was a game known as Corpse Party that was made back in 1998- By god, it’s that old. Anyway, there was then an Аниме based off of the game… Fifteen years after the game was made. But, other than that, the Аниме was good. For an Аниме that only has four episodes, it was actually kinda good. The series was about a group of kids who accidently make a mistake with a paper doll, and are then sent to a cursed elementary school. Here, they have to try and figure out what is going on, while a psychotic ghost girl picks them off one by one. Now, if...
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So, after seeing Mr. Enters the two Admirable Animations on internet animations, I thought that I should make a вверх ten Список of my Избранное ones. Note, this is INSPIRED by Mr. Enters videos. This is not a direct rip-off. I can see why people would think that. So, with that said, lets get started

#10: Tarboy by James Lee - This is a simple animated video. But, I admit, the Анимация is pretty good. It is about a world of robots, which is about a grandfather telling his grandson about the story of a hero named Tarboy, a hero made out of the tar from dozens of robots murdered by a greedy corporation...
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Now, we all know movies, and we all Любовь them. And the characters in them are pretty amazing too. Sadly, there are those characters who are just…. awful. Those are the characters that are made to just ruin the entire experience. So, today, I am going to talk about the ten worst movie characters that made watching them a little less enjoyable. Now, the rules. Only from Фильмы I have seen and only one movie per franchise. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Rachel Ferrier from War of the World’s - Sadly, this won’t be the last minor character on the list. Now, with a little...
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Now, some people may say that the Legend of Zelda only has Ganondorf as its villain. But, there are actually lots of villains. In fact, their are lots of great villains in this series… Except for Demise, he sucks. So, I am going to tell Ты all my вверх Избранное villains in the Zelda universe. Now, remember that my opinion may be different from yours, so do not get mad if a villain Ты wanted to see isn’t here. Now, with that said, let’s start the list

 Agahnim
Agahnim


#5: Agahnim from A Link to the Past - Now, this has to have been the first time I have seen a good villain in a Zelda game....
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posted by Windwakerguy430
January 21, 9:55 a.m.
Court House

Wind Waker Guy- Uuhhh. The letters don't seem to fit together. Oohhh. I should have went to постель, кровати early
Happy Yappy- HI!!!
Wind Waker Guy- AAAHHHHHHH!!! Don't do that
Happy Yappy- Sorry, I'm just so excited with what you'll do today. Here. I bought Ты some coffee because, knowing you, you'd stay up all night and would be dead tired
Wind Waker Guy- Uh...thanks (Thinking) This is it. I've got to finish this today. If I don't, all my hard work will have been for nothing

Courtroom No. 4
Judge- Court will now resume from yesterday. I believe that both the defense and the...
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Now, first off, I have never watched the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. I am sorry, but they just weren’t for me. I feel Johnny Depp only belongs in Tim полиспаст, бертон movies. But, that is no excuse for this awful fanfic we are about to read, called “The Pirates who Saved the Town” Already the Название fucked it up. Last time I checked, Pirates plunder towns, They don’t save them. Lets just get this over with.
It starts with Jack sailing the seas when a pirates comes to give him a message. Apparently, a an old friend is coming to see Jack. So, who is Jack’s friend. If Ты guessed Thomas Jefferson,...
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