Probably your reaction to Pokemon Story

Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the memes from the hit show, and one of my Избранное shows, My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.
Now, what can be сказал(-а) about this show. It's amazing. But, how did it get so many memes. Well, come along, lets find out, everypony....... I hope Ты all enjoyed me saying everypony, because I am never going to say it again.
So, the Показать started in October 2010. MLP was created by Lauren Faust, mostly known for her other great works like Powerpuff Girls and Fosters Главная for Imaginary Friends, so, its no wonder why this Показать is amazing. Of course, the...

(Cody and Cory throw body into firepalce)
Cody: Goddamn it. How many guys did we kill
Cory: About 1574
Cody: Shit. Hey, Nick (Knocks on bathroom door) Are Ты done yet
Nick: (Throws body into bathtub) Can't a guy get some privacy (Hums and cuts up body with knife)
Cody: (Sigh)
Alice: (Throws bodies into trash cans)
Nick: (Walks out of bathroom dragging bloody bag)

Demon: (In alley) Hmm... I need to summon my minions. Silvona. Jebodiah. Come (Fire arises)
???: Huh. Oh, Dante, good to see ya, bro
Dante: Jebodiah? Is that you
???: Well, it's Joe now, asctually
Dante: And... What is this Ты are saying
Joe:...

Court Lobby
10:57 a.m. June 15th

Swift: So, Lou was not around when the killer attacked. That means bad news for us. Unless we can prove that he wasn't the one who killed the victim, He is no doubt going to be found guilty
Lilly: I thought this wouldn't go well. But, what about that new prosecutor everyone is talking about
Swift: Ты mean Marcus Mays? Well, I really don't know what to expect from him. We'll just have to see how it goes in court
Lou: Hey, guys. How did the investigation go?
Swift: Not to good. The prosecution got all the evidence before we could
Lou: Oh no
Swift: But don't worry. I'll...

Oh, man, this is is gonna kill me. Yep, everyone, its another fanfic. A Napoleon Dynamite one. Now, I have not seen the movie, so I don’t know who или what the characters and setting is, but Ты don’t have to watch the movie to know this fanfic is crap. But, enough with me talking. Lets read Napoleon Dynamite 4: Napoleon is Dead…. WHAT HAPPENED TO NAPOLEON DYNAMITE’S ONE THROUGH THREE!?
So, it starts with Napoleon and Pedro walking to school. Pedro tells Napoleon that he has to run away and runs away… And like that, all sense this story could have made was thrown out the fucking window....

Now, this is not much of a review, but, this has to be addressed. Cell Phones have basically become the closest thing humanity has gotten to brainwashing. I’m not kidding. Literally, everywhere I go. Weather its to school, to work, to the store, to the bank, to Starbucks. There is ALWAYS someone on there phone. Hell, I’m not even безопасно, сейф from this at home. Now, some of Ты might find this crazy, but, I do not have a cellphone. I just don’t see the point. Not to mention, if I had one, I’d be like everyone else in my school. A brainwashed zombie who can’t keep their eyes off their phone...

I'm glad my old one was so enjoyable, Here's еще of it. Same roles...



While cleaning out the prison, Thomas tried to stab Rick for the the third time now.

"What the hell was that!?" Rick cried angrily.

"It was coming at m-

"Wait.. I Think Ты have something on the side of your head!" Rick pointed out.

"What are Ты tal- (suddenly Rick stabs his trademark, red handled machete wait though Thomas's head graphically killing him)".

"Got it!" Rick cried, seeming unaware that he killed a man.

Suddenly an angry Andrew charged at him, but Rick body slammed him against a wall.

"That wasn't very nice!" Rick...

Link: Hey, look, its an eskimo
Zunari: Hello
Link: Let me guess. Your crazy as shit too. What's your story. Ты live in a fucking freezer.
Zunari: Not really. When Ты look at all the psychopaths and idiots in this city, someone has to have some sanity
Link: Oh, okay. So, what's wrong with you
Zunari: Well, Ты see, I have this безопасно, сейф here, but, every time I close the store at night, someone always comes here and steals from me. It's maddening.
Link: so, wait, Ты just have this big жопа, попка безопасно, сейф lying in the open of your office, and pretty much anyone can steal it
Zunari: Well, yes, that's exactly it
Link:...

Chuck: (Working on motorcycle)
Backstage Worker: Okay, Mr... uh
Chuck: The names Chuck Greene. Just like one of the Цвета of the rainbow
Backstage: ........ Okay
Chuck: (To Katey) Okay, Katey, I'm gonna go make us some money
Katey: Ты mean your going out to compete in a deadly game Показать killing hundreds of zombies in a brutal fashion, and even if Ты get first place, Ты will get no respect from the recurring characters in the story
Chuck: Exactly
Katey: ........ Ты really should have become a lawyer
Chuck: Oh, Katey, don't Ты know. Any game with a lawyer would suck
(Meanwhile)
Phoenix Wright: Fuck...

Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what happened
King of Red Lions: Oh, Link, good thing your safe. After your Pokemon burned down that building, I got Ты out of there
Link: Huh (Sees Tetra) Holy shit, did me and Tetra-
King of Red Lions: No
Link: Goddamn it
King of Red Lions: Anyway, we need to go to the sacred realm again, because............. Well, lets go (Goes through portal)

King of Red Lions: Well, here we are
Link: (Breathes for air) Why the fuck didn't Ты warn me
King of Red Lions: I can't help it. I'm a boat. I don't even have lungs. Anyway, just go in there, and take Tetra
Tetra: (Wakes up) Did someone...

Tetra: So, now that we are here, are Ты ready to go on an amazing adventure to save your sister
Link: No
Tetra: Then let us- Wait, what do Ты mean by no
Link: Ты see, my mother used to tell me stories of a Храбрая сердцем hero who went through many hardships to save the land from evil. And I can assure you, I fucking hate the stuff he went through. He almost got killed by spiders, lizards, jellyfish monsters, ghosts, dragons, water.... Yeah, just water, zombies, witches, pigmen, tribal warriors, goats, giant fish, worms, and a scary mask, and I can assure Ты I won't go on some crappy adventure
Tetra:...

Well... I can't believe its here. I сказал(-а) I'd review this back in my Modofiyers review, so here it is. I give Ты the worst, and I mean the fucking WORST, channel of this день and age... Nickelodeon.
Okay, so why is Nickelodeon so awful... Well, lets compare some other channels. Cartoon Network has Adventure Time. Дисней has Gravity Falls. Hub has My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. What does Nickelodeon have......... They have modern Spongebob, Sangey and Craig, and........... Well, I'll tell Ты the other Показать when it comes to it. Now, these are the three shows that Nickelodeon has most......

Courtroom No. 3
12: 00 p.m. June 16th

Judge: So, I believe that Mr. Mays was able to bring in the witness
Marcus: Yes, your honor. She is a little scared, so I suggest Ты try to keep calm... Mr. Justice
Swift: *There is something about this guy... I don't know what... But I feel like... No, thats just crazy talk*
Marcus: Witness, please state your name and occupation
Jessica: I'm Jessica Jess and... Well... Lou prefers to do all the hard work
Marcus: So Ты witnessed the murder
Jessica: ...Yes
Marcus: And, could Ты tell us who was the killer
Lou: ...*smile*
Jessica: I-it was... It was Lou
Lou: ................WHAT!!!...

Hello, everyone. Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. Some fun, some hard, some FUCKING ANNOYING (Which I already touched upon) And then there are the ones that are so pathetic, they make Ты just say to yourself, "Why....". So, here are the вверх ten enemies I find to be the most pathetic. First, only games I play and only one per franchise. Now, lets begin



#10: Goomba from Super Mario Bros. - First off is the most iconic enemy in video games, but also one of the most pathetic. Seriously, they just walk back and forth. Thats... it. That's there so called attack pattern....

Япония makes some weird stuff. However, weird isn't always bad. Take a look at Super Mario Bros. Ты play as a plumber saving a princess from a dinosaur as Ты look for mushrooms and fight walking mushrooms and turtles in shoes, and that game makes a billion dollars with each game released... However... if Ты look on the opposite side of the spectrum, weird isn't always good. With that, we get a Манга with a Название so perverted, I am sure this review will get flagged. It's Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History.
Now, let me tell you, if Ты don't know what hentai is, your too young to read this story,...

(Note: This is based off of CinemaSins Everything Wrong With series. Also, this is just nitpicking. I do this out of Любовь for Wind Waker)
You will first notice that this game was made in 2002, and considering that the звезда Wars prequels were made around this time, Ты can tell it wasn’t a very good year
Well, it’s no wonder the town was attacked. The Triforce is just lying in a field right out in the open
Why does this village only have one horse
Man, when did Ganondorf get a bad case of crispy-burnt skin?
This game really loves shoving Ocarina of Time in my face, huh
So, the hero never came?...

Now, I am just gonna put it out there. I am not a Фан of WWE. Sorry, but I’m not. All I see when I watch it are some guys beating each other up for peoples entertainment. It’s like Roman gladiators… but with a lot less death. But, I am a Фан of Harry Potter… the Книги anyway. Never got around to watching the movies, and I only read the books. They were great Книги that had great characters and weaved a good story. But, well, Ты wanna know why I hate crossovers. Because of shit like this. Harry Potter Joins the WWE… Great. Also, the Автор states that this story is fiction. Oh, that’s...

Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? Ты mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, Эй, Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... Эй, Orca.
Orca: So, Ты want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for Ты to teach me a new Переместить so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's трусы, кальсоны says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few минуты of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link....

CANNIBAL WEREWOLF

Cannibalism. It's very rare these days, not very often, do we see the event of people eating other humans, for the for strong hunger, или simply cautiously, of what it's like. But one man, Davis Madden, is a Cannibal, and he takes pride in it. He is a very horrorible man, and is very hungry. But because Cannibalism is most likely illegal, he is usually on the run. However he eventually made a pack of cannibals, lead by him. Now they are searching around, looking for unfortunate victims. They found their way into a small village.

Joining the night, they all had knives and hatchets,...

Now, if Ты know me, Ты know that I watch Abridged series. One of my избранное would be Dragon Ball Z Abridged and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. However, all of these were made by TeamFourStar, so they are pretty much abridged geniuses. However, there is one Abridged that, sadly, didn't go anywhere. That is Attack on Titan Abridged.
Now, this one had probably the longest first episode out of any other TeamFourStar series. And they used there time VERY well. All of the comedy is perfect in this. From dark to slapstick humor. This abridged used all of it. Another likable thing is the characters....

Sonic X Parody - Episode 1

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Robot 1: And I was like, “That’s what she said”.
Robot 2: Ha ha, that joke never gets old
Robot 1: Yeah. Anyway….. Wait, did Ты hear that
Robot 2: (Turns to see something running at them) Oh shit
Robot 1: Okay, don’t worry. We were created for this very purpose. We can do this. Shoot him (Fires at thing)
Sonic: Get out of the way (Jumps over robots)
Robot 1: ……………….. Shit
(Meanwhile)
Droid 1: Dr. Robotnik, it appears-
Eggman:...