• A king size water-bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.
• If Ты spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
• A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
• If Ты hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Бэтмен underwear and a Супермен cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
• You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling Фан is on. A ceiling Фан can hit a baseball a long way.
• The glass in windows (even double pane) will not stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
• When Ты hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it is too late.
• Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke. Lots of smoke.
• A six год old can start a огонь with a flint rock even though a 36 год old man says they can only do it in the movies.
• Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a four год old.
• Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
• Super glue is forever.
• No matter how much Jell-O Ты put in a swimming pool Ты still can't walk on water.
• Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
• VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials Показать they do.
• Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
• Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
• You probably do not want to know what that odour is.
• Always look in the духовой шкаф, печь before Ты turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
• The огонь department in Austin, TX has a 5 минута response time.
• The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
• It will however make Кошки dizzy.
• Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
• If Ты spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
• A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
• If Ты hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Бэтмен underwear and a Супермен cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
• You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling Фан is on. A ceiling Фан can hit a baseball a long way.
• The glass in windows (even double pane) will not stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
• When Ты hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it is too late.
• Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke. Lots of smoke.
• A six год old can start a огонь with a flint rock even though a 36 год old man says they can only do it in the movies.
• Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a four год old.
• Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
• Super glue is forever.
• No matter how much Jell-O Ты put in a swimming pool Ты still can't walk on water.
• Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
• VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials Показать they do.
• Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
• Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
• You probably do not want to know what that odour is.
• Always look in the духовой шкаф, печь before Ты turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
• The огонь department in Austin, TX has a 5 минута response time.
• The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
• It will however make Кошки dizzy.
• Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!
Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!
One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.
When he saw the coast was clear,
Once еще at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure by now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when Ты hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when Ты hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
гитара by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if Ты think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if Ты just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if Ты think that we cant sing it faster then Ты wrong but itll help if Ты just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if Ты just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
wirtten by:sponge bob
гитара by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if Ты think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if Ты just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if Ты think that we cant sing it faster then Ты wrong but itll help if Ты just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if Ты just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond Переместить 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got Главная and found the wife preparing ужин and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 еще feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she Ответы back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond Переместить 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got Главная and found the wife preparing ужин and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 еще feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she Ответы back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic секунда line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying Ты simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I Любовь your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying Ты simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I Любовь your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
