•    A king size water-bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.
•    If Ты spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
•    A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
•    If Ты hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Бэтмен underwear and a Супермен cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
•    You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling Фан is on. A ceiling Фан can hit a baseball a long way.
•    The glass in windows (even double pane) will not stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
•    When Ты hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it is too late.
•    Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke. Lots of smoke.
•    A six год old can start a огонь with a flint rock even though a 36 год old man says they can only do it in the movies.
•    Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a four год old.
•    Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
•    Super glue is forever.
•    No matter how much Jell-O Ты put in a swimming pool Ты still can't walk on water.
•    Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
•    VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials Показать they do.
•    Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
•    Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
•    You probably do not want to know what that odour is.
•    Always look in the духовой шкаф, печь before Ты turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
•    The огонь department in Austin, TX has a 5 минута response time.
•    The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
•    It will however make Кошки dizzy.
•    Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.